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Episode 2 - SCP - 0000
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YU-NO: A Girl Who Chants Love at the Bound of This World – Opening Theme
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SCP 0000
Item # : SCP-0000
Classification: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Unnecessary. Under the constant guardianship and mentorship of the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Humane Use Officer, under the constant watch of the 12 Core Members and the Unlimited Members of the Multiverse League of Extraordinary Gentleman and Ladies, and under the constant watch of the high ranking members of the Temporal Powers Alliance (TPA) such as Lady Featherine Augustus Aurora, Lord Suigin, and many others.
Description: The subject has shared his name, with his official permission and that of the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Humane Use Officer: K█████ T█████ .
SCP-0000 is found contained within the right hand of a 15-year-old Japanese standard phenotype male individual, the subject exhibiting above standard athletic stamina and an unexplained ability to attract members of the opposite sex among the Higher and Younger Races, much to the humor and ire of many, earning the joke moniker 'Unwanted Misfortunate Harem King of the Known and Unknown Multiverse' by those among the Higher and Younger Races. Demonstrates additional anomalous features over the years besides said right hand due to various and diverse circumstances, all of which are greatly in consideration.
SCP-0000 measures one hundred and sixty eight (168) cm and possesses spiky black hair due to some type of hair gel. Subject does not show any visible physical anomaly at first glance appearance. Subject displays all basic human needs such as food, water, sleep, etc...
SCP-0000 is healthy and does not seem to suffer any illness, however, subject possesses many scars on his body, implying great experience, efficiency, and effectiveness from ordinary day to day life misfortune to adventures throughout the Known and Unknown Multiverse.
SCP-0000 shows a 'hero' type personality, trying to help all people even at the risk of his health or life without any apparent reason other than to smile. While suicide watch protocols are not to be observed, a certain care concerning the subject's mental health and attitude in combat must be maintained under official orders and directives from the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Ethical Humane Use Officer. The subject also shows great resilience both physical and mental.
SCP-0000 has been very cooperative and amiable towards Foundation staff members. According to psychological results, the subject shows a lot of respect for human virtues such as honor, promises, and has a high regard for all human, sentient, and non-sentient life, even towards criminals or anomalies. Mostly major exceptions are races such as the Daleks and other similar beings. Tests also reveal that the subject is stubborn with an iron will and will tend to think first with his own two feet, asking questions when necessary, then punch said target if deemed a necessary threat to himself and to others. The subject has also shown to have an above average intelligence, passing with full honors in TARDIS School alongside four of his other colleagues, becoming well renowned as Honor Students of TARDIS School, with him and his four colleagues earning the title 'Jack of All Trades'.
SCP-0000 manifests as a field perfectly contained by the skin of the right hand, when this field comes into contact with any phenomenon or object of an anomalous nature, it results in the destruction of the anomaly and normalization of its effects. Subject appears to ignore side effects like radiation burns, connection, induction, electric shock, crushing or any other. The subject is seemingly able to erase any anomalous capacities or anomaly by touching it with its right hand. Subject itself has backed this claim. Subject also seems to have an anomalous resilience toward anomalous attacks.
SCP-0000 has been able to erase all the following, but not limited to: SCP-106 corrosive substance, SCP-035 corrosive substance, SCP-[REDACTED]. For a full list see Experiment Log 0000-1.
SCP-0000 has also shown to be able to resist memetic effects by touching his head with his right hand. Subject has resisted the following memetic objects: SCP-012, SCP-055 (see Incident n°4), SCP-_-J (Though multiple personnels have reported not being affected by said SCP due to alien nature). For a full list, see Experiment Log 0000-2.
Possible destruction, separation, or other probable circumstances of SCP-0000 from the subject's body will result in the release of SCP-0000-1_8 according to the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Humane Use Officer of the Ethics Committee.
* SCP-0000-1 is an invisible energy field with the ability to crush and destroy any object in the area, be it anomalous or not, despite being invisible most of the time. It took physical form due to [REDACTED INFORMATION] and it is shown as the head and neck of a reptilian creature roughly similar to a so-called dragon, its silhouette being visible thanks to traces of deep purple plasma and traces of blood from the subject. During one of the Foundation Official Scientific Research Tests, the manifestation of SCP-0000-1 happened three times in succession and has been observed during [REDACTED INFORMATION]. Subject appears to have control over the anomaly as time goes by under the mentorship of the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Humane Use Officer and the rest of the 12 Core Members and the Unlimited Members of the Multiverse League of Extraordinary Gentleman and Ladies.
* SCP-0000-2 has been observed to possess the ability to immobilize large anomalous objects such as [REDACTED INFORMATION] has a similar appearance to the previous one, but with longer scales and has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-3 has been observed to possess the ability to devour fragments of anomalous objects such as [REDACTED INFORMATION] has a similar appearance to the previous one, but with a kind of dome on its head and has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-4 has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-5 has a tapeworm-like or solitary appearance, despite being over 10 meters tall, it has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-6 appears to have the ability to absorb anomalous objects and has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-7 appears to have the ability to reflect the effects of anomalous objects against themselves and has only manifested once.
* SCP-0000-8 the horns on its head should be too heavy for its slender neck to lift, however it is the fastest moving head that has only manifested once.
SCP-0000's anomalous unlimited potential capacities are of great interest to the Foundation.
Addendum-A: [REDACTED]
Incident n°1. ██-08-20██ :
MTF Nu-7 "Hammer Down" agents [REDACTED] saving the platoon.
Incident n°2. ██-20-20██
SCP-███ accidentally cut the subject's right hand, resulting in [REDACTED]. SCP-███ died from severe blood loss. The anomaly let itself be restrained under SCP-0000.
Incident n°3. ██-05-20██.
Site 06-3 of the Sierra Universe was raided by agents of the Chaos Insurgency, the attack was repelled by the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Ethical Humane Use Officer, Agent Hamazura, the on-site guards, and the intervention of MTF Tau-9 "Mountain Dogs". It appeared that SCP-0000 was their main target. How they came across the information is still unknown. The investigation has been closed and it's findings are only allowed to those of Level 5 Clearance.
Incident n°4. ██-16-20██
SCP-0000 entered SCP-055 containment chamber resulting in [REDACTED]. SCP-0000 has made no comment on this incident. Only the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Ethical Humane Use Officer seems to know what had happened but had made no official comment.
Incident n°5. ██-17-20██
SCP-0000 entered SCP-343's containment chamber resulting in [REDACTED]. SCP-343 was visibly shaken. SCP-0000 has also made no comment on this incident. Only the Chief Scientific Advisor and the Chief Ethical Humane Use Officer also seems to know what had happened but had made no official comment.
Protocol Kappa-8
[REDACTED]
Appendix 1
Interview between the bearer of SCP-0000 and the agent and researcher in charge of its assessment under the authorization of the Doctor, Lady Professor Washu, and Dr. Jack Bright.
Date: 02/24/2120.
Interviewer: Dr. Agatha Rights.
Interviewee: SCP-0000
Location: Alpha Universe, Site 101, Interview Room 5.
Begin Log
Dr. Rights: "Hello to you, my name is Dr. Agatha Rights, and you are..." (offering her right hand)
Subject: "Touma. Touma Kamijou, Dr. Rights." (offering his right hand towards Dr. Rights as they both shake hands)
Dr. Rights: "Alright, Mr. Kamijou. This interview for today has been officially authorized by the Doctor, Lady Professor Washu, and Dr. Bright. So under their official orders, I would now about to ask you a few questions of official formality."
Kamijou: "Of course, doctor."
Dr. Rights: "Firstly, before we begin, let me give my own personal thanks to you seeing as a lot of lives were saved today, including my very own.
Kamijou: "Today? Are you perhaps referring to that advanced gear at the hospital, Dr. Rights?"
Dr. Rights: "Without a doubt, Mr. Kamijou. An acolyte of the Church of the Broken God, fused with one of the pieces of his god, even a whole squadron of MTF would not have been able to stop him, however, you did it without even breaking a sweat, how did you do it? I already know the answer to that question but under official formality, could you tell those who would hear and listen to this interview instead?"
Kamijou: "Well, for starters, my right hand has an effect on almost all types of anomalies and supernatural things, doesn't really matter which universe or multiverse in the Known and Unknown Multiverse. It's called the Imagine Breaker."
Dr. Rights: "Interesting. Tell me more."
Kamijou: "My Imagine Breaker is the mysterious power that currently resides within my right hand, allowing me to negate anything supernatural such as esper powers, magic powers, divine powers, even the miracles of God, depending which version of course, and the red string of fate being two examples among countless many although with the last one has an exception in place for some complicated reason."
Dr Rights: (subtle smirk) "If I were to take a guess on that, it would be because of Lady Rika Furude, correct."
Kamijou: (blushing) "Uh... yes, Dr. Rights."
Dr Rights: (honest smile) "Congratulations by the way. The official engagement I mean. You did gave her that special ring correct."
Kamijou: (still blushing) "Umm... yes. Umm... Dr. Rights, not to derail this interview but... has the entire Foundation know about my recent official engagement to Lady Furude that's still unannounced and kept secret as of this time? I would honestly expect my secret to come out at this point knowing my luck and misfortune in life."
Dr. Rights: (giggles) "Not at all, Mr. Kamijou. Only myself, Dr. Light, Dr. Bright, The Winchesters, Agent Bellic, Agent Hamazura, the O-5, the Adminstrator, and a few others only know at this point. Rest assured that your secret is safe for now."
Kamijou: (sighs in relief) "Thank goodness for that."
Dr, Rights: "In any case, I and the rest of the SCP Foundation would like you to always continue what you do best. Saving people. Know that you can always call upon the Foundation's assistance at any time you deemed fit. Agent Hamazura and many others are stationed in Academy City for that particular reason. Our mission is for the protection of the Known and Unknown Multiverse after all."
Kamijou: (nodding in serious affirmation) "I will, doctor. You could rest assured on that."
End Log
Record Log:
Date: 02/24/2120.
~Message from the Administrator~
Begin Log
Hello, Doctor.
It has been brought to my and the Council's attention multiple times by multiple Foundation staff that SCP-0000 is capable of erasing almost any type of anomaly with his right hand. While official testing shows that this is likely, this is barely scratching the full extent of his power. Many Foundation Researchers working with SCP-0000 have testified their heartfelt thanks and gratitude for SCP-0000 as they were saved by him time and time again. Continued assistance and guidance of SCP-0000 is a must. Do whatever is in your own personal discretion.
I am forever grateful to you, old friend.
The Administrator.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
End Log
ED Song:
Kono Yo no Hate de Koi wo Utau Shoujo YU NO Ending 1
Characters:
The Doctor (incarnation/regeneration - unknown)
Touma Kamijou/SCP-0000 - A: Atsushi Abe
Dr. Agatha Rights
Administrator Alexander (Alex) Cross - A: Morgan Freeman
Author Notes:
The Doctor - Chief Scientific Advisor of the SCP Foundation and Chief Ethical Humane Use Officer of the Ethics Committee of the SCP Foundation