Hello, all. This profile is not suited to all viewers. Viewer discretion is advised. But not excretion. Sorry, I'm way late on the bandwagon, but I just found the pure ecstasy that is "My Immortal".

Fun Facts:
Gender: female
DOB: 4-25-92
First OTP: DavisxKari (Digimon)
First Mary-Sue: Rogue's daughter, when I used to run around playing X-Men with a friend at about 10
First Imaginary Male Lusted Over: TK, of Digimon fame (see OTP)

NIGHTMARES is on hiatus until further notice, but I will continue it. Working on it slowly but surely; deleting and rearranging some things that I'd already written to minimize suckage. Out of curiosity, what kind of place do you think Roy lives in?

Wow. I just looked at a box of cookies and thought "enlarged" said "england". So it would have said "england to show texture". They're not very good cookies. I think I'll stop eating them. I made way better cupcakes. I like making cupcakes. It's exciting. And sewing. I'm making a kimono. It has owls. And lolita clothes; I'm making those too. I have to admit, I like flouncing around in petticoats better than writing fan-fic angst-fests. I know, blasphemy, right? But we all grow up and change our interests, I suppose. Change them to things like cupcakes. Did you know that "cupcakes" isn't in my texting dictionary? How horrible is that? And "gurus" comes up before "hurts". There's a fun story behind that. My sister and I tried to make Pumpkin-Curry soup, but apparently there's some grand pumpkin shortage around here and no stores had it. We used yams instead. Worked surprisingly well.

What's this you say? You think I'm rambling? Stalling for time, perhaps? Desperate to keep your attention trained on me, like some kid who had to watch Niga Higa to learn how to be emo, when in truth there is nothing here that could interest you from your exciting and varied life? Alright, you win. I don't really have any grand ideas or plans that will lead to my being proclaimed absolute Queen of Fanficoria. I'm sewing too much and playing too many videogames. My last idea was an FMA-Morrowing crossover. There's already one in the crossover section; I couldn't get past the first page. Ed thought Dark Elves were giant olives. You don't want more of that, do you? I didn't think so. See what a favor I'm doing you? If more people thought, "Would anyone but me not have their eyes burned out by this?" before posting, think of what a better place the world would be. Why, it might put an end to world hunger, if you stretched your imagination. Cure for cancer, in a pinch. What's this now? It would be rather boring? Why, yes, I suppose you argue your point well. But it's on your head, all the blood of the raped Canon, not mine. I'm glad I spell-checked that. All this time, I've had the spelling for Church rules and a large seige weapon mixed up. I hope I've never made an ass of myself and posted it spelt wrong, especially if I was insulting someone. Oh well, we live and learn.

Well, I think I've petered out delightfully. Good day to you all.