Welcome to the dark side. Please collect your cookie on the way in.

Hi! *waves enthusiastically* We're very pleased you've found us, and if you're actually reading this we're even more pleased.

Also, congrats! You've officially sold your soul to the fandom life. Here in the fandom, we let our emotions get abused by books and TV shows to the point where it's hard to have normal social interactions and we cry tears of blood over people that apparently don't really exist. It's a hard life. But we have cookies and we appear to all be vaguely masochistic.

This account is a two-man (two-woman?) ship, and when we get time in between furiously looking at fanart and gifs and arguing over ships and meta'ing subtext and trying to maintain some order in our lives, we write things. And even though mostly it's just one of us writing here (so far it's only been one of us writing here), the one-who-is-currently-not-writing is an indispensable makeshift beta and we have Plans to co-write fics. Important Plans. That we really hope we'll execute someday.

At this point in time, though, we're surprised we're putting anything (no matter how bad it is) out there. If you read any of it, you may have an extra cookie. If you could review with any opinion you have, you get two cookies and our eternal gratitude.

Until we meet again, then, my fellow fandom lover. Do not say goodbye, for there is no need - the fandom is immortal.

Warning: Here be slash. Lots of it. Like, basically every story has varying amounts of slash. Just a heads-up, if you aren't exactly comfortable with it.