In the morning after a night of training, mostly Ash, all the others were up and awake making breakfast when they noticed an oddity.
"Ash sure is taking his time." Shauna commented.
"That's because he's been training till sunrise. That battle with Alain really got him motivated to get stronger." Trevor said. Monique stood up.
"I'll check on him. If he died of fatigue I'll use my hexes to bring him to life!" The others sweated a bit from what she said as she went Ash's tent. Opening it, she said, "Ash, it's ready."
"Ugh, ready?" The boy groaned as he got up, his face a bit red.
"Ash? Are you okay?" Serena asked her childhood friend. "Why don't you wash up?" However, as he tried to walk, he tripped on his blanket and his face fell into Monique's large bosom, making it bounce while the girl became mortified while everyone else gasped.
"Oh wow. This feels nice." The trainer snuggled further onto Monique whom was so shocked she didn't think of backing up and the two fell with her yelling as they tumbled to the ground. "Hmmm, tasty marshmallow." He then clamped his mouth down on her right breast causing her to squeal so high it was nearly inaudible.
"Ah! Please, help!" She tried to scream with a nerve-wracked smile and heavy blush.
"Ash, get off of her!" Serena told her boyfriend as she and Shauna pulled him off, where he groaned before coughing and snorting up running snot. "Ash, your arm is burning!"
"A fever?!" The other girl gasped as they laid him down, Monique frowning as she saw the wet spot where his mouth was.
"Ugh, why do I have to be the sick one?" Ash groaned. "I hate sick episodes."
"Yeah, especially when the one person gets better and everyone else becomes sick in the end." Shauna responded. Suddenly Trevor came in with wearing a hazmat suit going frantic.
"Code Green! Code Green! We have a man down! Repeat, man down!" Dragging Ash away from the girls with surprising strength, he went super fast picking up a dust cloud with his speed with hammer clangs, wood saw sawing and power tools being used to create essentially a plastic bubble room around the ill Ash in his sleeping bag. "Alright, we'll need every known cure known to man. We'll need Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Oran berries, Pecha berries, Sitrus berries, leeches, a hook, bone saw-" Serena clonked the hyperventalating kid and shook him around.
"Get a hold of yourself Trevor! You're not making things better!"
"Serena, let me handle this." She led Serena away only to shake the yelping redhead instead. "Calm down Trevor! Stop panicking!" She then slapped him before Monique interrupted her.
"Let me take care of this. Trevor, everything is going to be alright!" She also slapped him only to reveal the likes of Grace with boxing gloves, Tierno with a metal pipe, Professor Sycamore with a gun, Viola with a bat, Diantha with a crow bar and Lysandre with a spiked mace in one hand and a battle axe in the other when Serena yelled at them.(1)
"Hey, none of you are supposed to be here! Go back to your respective places in the story!" All of them grumbled as they went away, before Tierno ran back and knocked Trevor out with his pipe.
"Because we're best friends." He justified before leaving.
"Right. Now that we've narrowly avoided killing Trevor in an overkill and likely highly hilarious way, is there anything else we can do?"
"I know!" Shauna cried out. "How about humor?" Suddenly she ran to a platform with a brick wall and she was dressed as a clown. "So, this one time, I didn't know how to evolve a Kirlia into a Gallade. But then it dawned on me." Both of the girls stared unimpressed at her. "Sheesh, tough house. I mean, who says you can't make a Pokemon pun? Wynaut?" Then Serena thought of something.
"Wynaut? Because I told you Natu!" Monique snickered while Shauna became nervous.
"Ummm, look, I don't think I'm being Absol-utely terrible here. Don't you understand good comedy?!"
"Yes, and we're Shaymin you for not having it."
"We really need to Seel this up." Serena pinched her nose in frustration.(2)
"Yeah, I can't Bayleef we're still-" It was at this point that three tomatoes were thrown at the three girls, and they turned to see Ash has thrown them.
"Cut it with the jokes! I was on the verge of killing myself, and that would've healed me better!" He then went back inside of the bubble to sleep.
"Sorry Ash!" Monique apologized. Then she got an idea. "I know! How about some alternative medicine since I'm a hex maniac! The supernatural shall cure him!"
"Uh, will that work?"
"I'm mostly sure!"
Later, as Ash woke up, he noted that he couldn't move. And not even weakly, like he couldn't move.
"Huh? What's happening? And why do I feel... really weird and warm?" He then noticed he was not in his sleeping bag.
"Oh, hi Ash!" Monique said happily. "I've just been performing some alternative medicines so that you become better."
"What... what did you do?"
"Oh, I just stuck a bunch of needles into your body, about 350-ish, covered you in Darumaka droppings, placed healing crystals on your chakra points, and now I'm going to feed you an old medical soup I know." She reached for a bowl while Ash was grossed out he was covered in poop. Plopping a funnel into his mouth, she poured the soup in which he tried to gag but it went straight down his stomach. "Don't worry, it's filled with ants, caterpillars and peppers." Ash could tell when he started to feel even hotter than the fever was making him.
"Monique, this won't help him!" He heard Serena berate her friend. "Now I'm going to have to wash him!" Dragging the poor boy by his feet, the tomboy proceeded to throw him into the water, though he began to float down with the current. "Uhhh..." The girls were wondering what was going to happen until they paled in horror, as Ash soon floated over the edge of a nearby waterfall. Fortunately it was only a few feet down. Although that only lead to a much bigger water fall. Screaming, Ash fell into rocks, logs, a wild man climbing the water fall, pinball bumpers which bounded him around a bunch of times until he got a 1000 point score, and then eventually a submarine at the bottom of the waterfall. The others peered over the edge. (3)
"Maybe he's okay?" Shauna nervously giggled. Then the submarine exploded. Trevor came up to them, sporting a bump so big it was the same size as his hair so it was like his hair grew twice as big, and he asked,
"What'd I miss?" Ash's friends afterwards were busy wrapping him up in a full body cast which Trevor was forced to carry, whom was having difficulty doing so. "Why do have to carry him?!"
"Because you're the only one who actually had a good idea." Serena answered. "Let's just continue on so Ash can heal next chapter." The redhead groaned as they continued on, Ash moaning from within his tomb of gauze and bandages.
A/N: (1) That was me borrowing a scene from the movie Airplane. Watch it. I love Leslie Nielsen movies he does. (2) I just some lame Pokemon puns from a reddit page. (3) The wild man is supposed to be a Tarzan reference. So, how was this sick episode? Did I over-exaggerate it correctly or was it just really weird?