Annabeth, like everyone else in the world, was born with a timer in her wrist that counts down to the moment she dies. That way, everyone can prepare and come to terms with their death. Annabeth has most certainly come to terms with the fact that her timer says she will live until she is exactly 21, but a chance meeting in a park that resets her timer may change all of that.

What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.

Before they're ghouls, they're hormonal, destructive and confused teenagers. With secrets, flaws and bad acne, the Monster High Gang will have to face their biggest problem - Puberty.

When Eudora Patch tries to identify the junkie currently in the holding cell of the police station, she ends up calling in Diego for help and soon realizes she doesn't know him quite as well as she thought.

Stuck in the worst traffic Gilbert has ever seen, he desides to pass the time by texting the number underneath a bright red 'For Sale' painted on the rear window of the old truck in front of him. PruCan.

Aziraphale's job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests [Oneshot. Everyone's human AU. Generally a mindless fluff-fest.]

17-year old Junior, Kiku Honda is shocked when he finds out that he needs to lose weight. Plan in mind and having being set on dropping off just a few excess pounds, he may take trying to be healthy a little too far... [TW for Eating Disorders] [Part of Beautiful World Psychiatric series]

Diane gets her shit together ft. Princess Carolyn, Todd, and one very pointy baby.

This is a parody of the average, cliché Vocaloid high school stories that is trying too hard to be funny. Not to be taken seriously. Rated M to be safe. Cover is forever alone because I am.

It happens every September- THE LIST is posted all over school. Two girls are picked from each grade. One is named the prettiest, one the ugliest. The girls chosen become the centre of attention, each reacting differently to the experience. This year's victims Monika, Felicity, Felka, Madeline, Alice, Francine, Julchen and Elizaveta struggle with the judgement of their peers.

the 1920s. cigarettes, empty smiles, silences filled with words left unsaid. solveig is drained and desperate. maja is golden and shining and far too distant. nyo!dennor.

JARVIS could barely tolerate the people in the building who just thought he was a voice, or a ghost , or some man in the wall. That's why he preferred being Vision. And yet only one girl treats him as a human. (Scarlet Vision or Scarlet WitchxVision)

After one world war and before another, it seems the citizens of the world have all met in one place. New York, New York, 1929. In a world torn between old and new, teetering between fascism and communism, and alcohol prohibition stopping no one, trouble is sure to ensue. Historic Hetalia. Semi-Pruhun.

Blue doesn't know where they are.

I've seen so many of these kinds of stories that it just had to be done. I know I can't scold with impunity, as I am far from perfect. But here you go anyways. If you're easily offended, you may not want to read this. Marked as complete until I come up with another trope to use. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

Anthony had friends. He was fine. (Quick peeks into Anthony Goldstein's first year.)

"Nico appeared right next to me, as if the shadows had darkened and created him. He stumbled, but I caught his arm. "I'm okay," he managed, rubbing his eyes. "How did you do that?" "Practice. A few times running into walls. A few accidental trips to China." OR Nico actually ends up meeting a certain Chinese nation through shadow-traveling shenanigans.

...I would be your girl. / Tadashi&GoGo, ficlet connection for an assortment of AUs.

What does Christophe do with all the stuffies and roses that he receives at competitions? The answer might surprise you :) First Entry for Day 1 of Christophe Week on Tumblr

FrUK ONE-SHOT- Arthur runs a tattoo parlour, one that he's very proud of. If only he didn't have to be outshined by a flamboyant, over-the-top flower shop across the street. Don't even get him started on the insufferable git who runs said shop. (Punk! Arthur). Fic Exchange with browsofglory :)))

China is having a nightmare again. Luckily, Russia is there to comfort him.

A collection of connected, but not in chronological order, one-shots about the relationship of Beast Boy and Raven. Final update: Robin was at her side, his arm gripping hers like a vice. His face was blank (even now he still had the mask on), but she knew he was as apprehensive as she was. Together, they pushed open the heavy doors. Image copyright to Drakyx on deviantart.

It's been nine years since Gilbert last saw his little brother. It's been seven years since Alfred last played hide and seek with his brother. It's been thirteen years since Antonio lost the boy of his dreams. It's been nine years since Katya had a brother to buy flowers for. And it's been to long since these four boys had somewhere safe to stay. (Rated T for now)

Conjoined twins Feliciano and Lovino know that starting high school isn't going to be easy, but at least they have each other to rely on. However, as they settle into school life and begin to develop as individuals, the brothers realise that they must make sacrifices to stay true to themselves and one another.

Annabeth Chase is lost. Percy Jackson is damaged. Piper McLean is easy. Jason Grace is confused. Hazel Levesque is invisible. Frank Zhang is terrifying. Leo Valdez is stupid. What do they have in common? Sixth period study hall, and a whole lot more than they ever thought. High School Drama AU. Rated Really High T, for later chapters, multi ship.

Five kinds of pirozhki Nikolai made for his grandson Yuri.

PARODY OF THE 2016 AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION- Alfred promises to build a wall. Arthur really shouldn't have used that private twitter account. What will happen when these two go head to head in the race to be student council president? Chaos, that's what!

He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.

Once, Rome had told him, "a nation that rises is bound to fall." :: (China, Rome, and a conversation over wine.)

John and Mary go on their first date since the arrival of their daughter and all the Series 3 drama. Sherlock is babysitting. Fluffy one-shot inspired by a setlock photo, NO SPOILERS!

The Asian family moves into the neighborhood, and a certain pair of twins are curious.

The Capitol Television Network (CTN) is holding its annual all-star Hunger Games, known as the Olympics of Food. Katniss Everdeen is chosen to represent a struggling show on Channel 12, the smallest channel in the Capitol Network. Pitted against world famous chefs and skilled opponents, will Katniss be able to save her show and keep providing for her sister and mother?

Bonds between friends can be forged that are as strong as those of blood. Family isn't only those you're connected to by birth. They can be the ones you'd least expect to share those bonds, but who care about you all the same. Family, those you love and trust completely, is the ones worth protecting. They're the ones you'll fight for and who'll fight for you in return.

Alfred is one of thirty thousand children without a home until he lands himself on an orphan train. Now he's in the hands of an irate Englishman and a town full of misfits just like him. 1920s AU.

The Soviet Union is ending. Russia watches in its last moments. One-shot.

A series of mini-stories about The Asia Family. Season one now complete!

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

The cantankerous, yet brilliant Detective Alice Kirkland and her newest assistant, Francis Bonnefoy, are off to a rough start. She's a woman with secrets, a broken heart and a connection to the Italian Mafia. He's a disowned rich kid who's newly homeless and a single father. Can they patch up their wounds or will London's newest serial killer ruin everything? The game is on.

A parody of the Lightning Thief, the book that started it all. For all the fans of the original The Lightning Thief Parody, I'm doing a rewrite, bringing it back longer, crazier, and better than ever! (But it isn't necessary to have read the original to understand this one though.)

Natalya (formerly Arlovskaya-17-2934), a dancer-model cyborg turned space pirate, and associates Ivan and Katyusha decide to kidnap Lili Zwingli (the sister of the richest man in the galaxy) for money. This ends surprisingly well for everyone involved.

A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!

Frankenstein/Frankenstein's monster (non-explicit) An AU of Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley-a (sort of?) Halloween story for my lovely C, who helps me to write even when I think it's not possible.

'Uhh.. Why are you licking my mailbox' Percy didn't know the mailbox he was licking belongs to such a cute girl. He also didn't know why Leo made him do this freaking dare. AU! Slightly OOC, rated T cause I'm paranoid. Sorry for crappy summary, story is better, I think..

It was only supposed to be for two weeks...and then four...then two months...then the rest of the summer. Pietro and Wanda spend three months with the Barton family and rediscover what it's like to live in a family through a series of adventures, misadventures, and heartfelt moments. Requests now closed.

Join Wales as he celebrates his victory over England in the 2015 Rugby World Cup by their age-old traditions: The night of dares. Wales and eleven other countries take turns to humiliate England in a series of dares.

isabel was designed to be perfect. Just like the other eves. But something went wrong. She was made more perfect than the others. Too perfect. And being too perfect always comes with a price. I claim first fanfiction of Only Ever Yours by Louise O'Neill. Yuri. freidabel. Hints of megabel, heidabel and isagyness.

After the events of Age of Ultron, Wanda and Vision start growing closer, but every relationship has growing pains. Especially when there's a superhero civil war brewing.

Vision would like to believe he was at least above Stark's emotional range but he rather doubted it. It didn't really bother him though because he was not meant for human emotions, he was meant to protect human life, all life and that was a large enough burden without adding the mess human emotions usually caused. That is until Wanda.

He didn't mean to, honest! It just happened that Vision, Pietro and Wanda were in the middle and the machine kind of fired itself. And now, he had very angry Avengers shouting at him while trying to get a hold of three hyper toddlers with superpowers. (Short Story. Some Scarlet Vision later on) COMPLETED!

Life is good for popular let's player Alfred, known online as 'America.' He just hit three million subscribers, and he loves each and every one of them! His fans love him too - the question is, who loves him most? Afterall, 'fan' is short for 'fanatic', and he's about to learn the hard way that what happens on the internet doesn't always stay there. Terror lurks in the comments...

Tony Stark is the CEO of Stark Industries. He is more than used to having people pander to him, but this one barista keeps misspelling his name in increasingly insulting ways.

It takes the avengers a while to realize that Vision and Wanda's relationship runs deeper than friendship.

Henry Jekyll realizes that in the end, this is for the best. He gave up on love, and it's okay because he has his own demons that will lie with him instead. [oneshot]

After many moons of rehab, Mapleshade has decided to help others instead of killing them and ruining the lives of their kin. Hence, WCC co. She and everyone's favorite anger management therapist, Silverstream, set out to solve the Clan's problems. (Hmm) Amidst multiple issues (their's and other's), will they succeed or go out of business? Enjoy and don't mess with Mapleshade! :D

The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.

"Comedy of Errors - noun; a situation so full of silly mistakes and problems that it is funny." An ongoing collection of Greek myth retellings, as short as they are ridiculous, both myth!canon and not. Rating subject to change.

Peter went to pour some water over Groot, but instead, he found himself in a very interesting argument with the humanoid plant. (Baby Groot)

It's my turn to tell a story. This story started on how Peter gave us cell phones. Yes… the horror. I lost many sleepless nights due to this addiction of 'texting'. What? Oh you misunderstood me. I didn't get addicted. Peter did. Hence the horror. (Gamora's POV)

A life of dull monotony leads Yao to a fateful meeting: A gigantic Russian with amnesia. Two very different worlds collide, but a steep price must be paid when they shatter. Human AU Rochu, FrUk, Giripan, GerIta, SuFin, AusHun, DenNor, Ameripan, Spamano. -M for smut, language, violence, angst, mental illness, amnesia, drug use, abuse, minor incest

Madeline Kirkland had been completely content with living in her organized little world. Stuck to her brother's back had been difficult but not impossible to overcome and after fifteen years of living with the same perfect routine day in and day out. However; when her father gets a job in Japan the twins must learn to cope with change and accepting love. * Abandoned. *

Xibalba not only lost his wife, but now he's alone with a newborn baby girl which part of him blames for her mother's fate; however, spending a few moments with his child can change everything. Post-movie AU one-shots featuring Xibalba and his daughter.

I AM GROOT! I am Groot. I am Groot.

One-Shot from ToDaJ continuity. Marigold laments the fact that she didn't get to know her mother, while Xibalba misses La Muerte and remembers one time when he was given something she left for both him and Marigold. A letter with her love.

The REAL go o. About Opal and her imaginary friend, Randomness, who doesn't even exist in Opal's mind and actually isn't even a friend, so there and boo ya. My first fic! Its random! Enjoy!

Tonight a new kid showed up. His name's Harry, and he's completely nutters. But he seems nice enough and he says some of the weirdest things (like he calls me Ron "Weasley" instead of Wesley-at one point he seemed to normal out a bit and explained it was because Weasley sounds more magical or something). From what I can tell, he thinks he's a wizard or something... -Ron Wesley 1991

We all know we fangirls love our villains. But sadly, nobody has written an official anthem yet for us villain-whitewashing fangirls (and fanboys). About time somebody did, right, ladies? So without further ado, here is a loving spoof and official anthem for us villain lovers...The Fangirl Song! Perfect for scaring your favorite villains out of their wits. Batteries not included.

Clint had a traumatizing nightmare about bad hairstyles. He tells Steve about it.

A brief poem that my brain spat at me. Takes place near the end of the last book, so spoilers abound. Hartemis.

'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.

Yeah, the title's long - deal. Anyway, a certain Greek goddess intends to sue Artemis Fowl and his father for grand larceny, on the grounds that they (MALES, for the love of Zeus!) bear her divine name - illegally. The Olympian justice system has never seen a case like this... I don't know how long it will be. Hopefully not too long... I have NO idea how to categorize it. R&R R&R

However many times Sherlock freak-fine-but-not-a-psychopath Holmes snaps that he is in fact a high-functioning sociopath now shut up and let him think, Mycroft doesn't buy it. Nevertheless, sentimental as he's getting in his middle age, he only ever calls Sherlock out on the 'high-functioning' part.

Parody. Because unlike Allegiant, Detergent actually rhymes with Divergent and Insurgent. And they sing. Pretty random. Lots of spoilers and breaking of the fourth wall. T because it's Divergent.

"Voldemort! I'm here to defeat you with the power of love and friendship! Potter Magical Girl Sequence!" "...The hell?" [drabble, absolute crack and glitter]

No muss, no fuss, just a bunch of superheroes bumbling through life. Highlights will include food fights, the Hulk going on coffee runs, Tony Stark losing at Monopoly, Pepper hosting a cooking show, Loki discovering the internet, Steve learning to text, and no one understanding that Bruce's doctorate is in science, not psychology or medicine.

"I've always liked this song," Marianne said, almost absentmindedly. "It makes me think of home when I hear it." Arthur scoffed quietly, home to her being France. (England x Fem!France)

A group of teens with paranormal abilities is held deep within the compound. It's testing day, and all seems fine. That is, until the government discovers this compound and all of the zeroes within. They're made to 'rehabilitate'; to become normal members of society. They've got one chance, and if they mess it up, they're to be terminated. Ivan and Alfred just so happen to mess up.

Ivan was terrified when Yao asked him out on a date. They had been close friends for quite some time. Best friends, perhaps. Ivan was always afraid of being judged and rejected. Yao is not the kind of boy to be insensitive to someone so important to him. RoChu. Mentions of self-harm. Human/High School AU.

Chun-Yan is hiding a really big (and really important) secret from her boyfriend, Ivan! What exactly is it, you ask? Well, you should read and find out. Written as a gift to my best friend, author laveniis. RoNyo!Chu. Human AU.

Random drabbles, some unfinished or rough draft of future full length fics. All Russia x China or implied so. Completed and incompleted stories indicated by COM or INCOMP

What do a bunch of superheroes do when they have time off? Apparently they play Minecraft. One shot, just for fun. Could be read as an epilogue to my other fic "Assembled We Are Strong", but you don't have to read that to read this. Teamfic with lots of Hawkeye.

Eris the Greek Goddess of Discord is exiled and imprisoned when Loki extends a proposition to her.

Rochu drabbles/stories based off word prompts.

Romano, a sassy porn star. Stage name: Feliciano. It's nice, at first, but it turns out that coffee and Spanish men tend to change situations quite dramatically.

Wang Yao is as average as average can get. But Arthur liked him anyway. Iggychu.

Russia describes love, but it isn't as beautiful as it seems to be...

Ludwig is the newest dork at W. Academy, and Feliciano is already smitten. GerIta with a twist. T for violence.

China vows never to let Japan go. (Hurt/Comfort without the comfort, how's that for a genre.)

Five times Lily Evans was perfect, and one time she wasn't.

Short Destiel AU. Where Dean is a police officer, Castiel was victim of an abduction, and life just changes.

Selected Artemis Fowl characters have a list of fifteen things no one needs to know. No1 now up!

Ridiculous Malec one-shots.

Title says it all :)

A series of drabbles covering anything I happen to dream up. This includes but is not limited to movie dates, bathroom maulings, irresistible cologne, an unholy amount of blenders, etc. Mostly humorous and a tendency for AxH. Chapter Nine: Chess isn't all that exciting. Unless you're Artemis.

The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.

Effie's sister comes to visit. Haymitch isn't thrilled.

Five times for five pairings where sex just wasn't sexy.

If they used us and abused us, how could you tell us that we were wrong?

Written for Dirty December (prompt: masturbation/mutual masturbation). Four drabbles; Katniss and Peeta discover themselves, and each other.

Their relationship is nothing but a masquerade. There is no love, no caring, no warmth. Only pretending.

Sometimes love can be a little blind. Five times John missed the signs and one time he noticed.

Or, how and why Percy Jackson decided to become a costumed superhero. PJO Superhero AU, told in snippets.

Because, in Australia, there are none.

AU. Little Ludwig gets a teacher and learns things he never wanted to know.

"When a man and woman understand each other dancing, simply carrying the beat, dancing for three minutes to a music called tango, it's the closest thing to sex – but sensual rather than erotic." So what does the dance between China and Russia reveal?

this is a letter from China, to Japan. Contains a lot of fluff, but is very sweet. Contains minor Greece and Japan and a lot of Russia and China. Please enjoy...and review it?

China is dead. Taiwan misses him greatly. Will she ever see him again? Of course not! He's dead! Or atleast that is what she believes.

Greece is late, so Japan tries to bond with one of their cats. A fluffy Giripan one shot!

The days following the 1997 return of Hong Kong to China after 156 years of British rule. An experimental telling of a singular historical event in connection with an examination of Chinese culture and generation gap.

Crossover with 'War Horse'. "Truthfully, I don't think the humans - any of them - meant to start something so awful, otherwise they wouldn't have all turned up with swords and shot and horses." For Narroch.

Balance, Russia thinks, is the key. Russia/China

Title says it all. Malec.

There's nothing Matthew loves more than when his papa comes home. *FACE family AU*

Myself and Jennie have created a hipster version of the classic that is, Frankenstein.

The year is 1997, and Hong Kong has just come home.

When Ron's vulgar language goes too far will he be willing to give it up in order to have a happy wife? Will it help their marriage, or will it backfire? COMPLETE! *Winner of Best Comedy in the 2012 Romione Awards on Tumblr!*

if you're one of us, then roll with us.

Hassan, Herakles, and Sidika own a Mediterranean coffee shop in Astoria, Queens, and it is the best damn place for hookah in the entire city, maybe. Egypt/fem!Turkey, Greece/Japan implied: Egypt/fem!Turkey/Greece, male!Turkey/fem!Turkey

Hey babydoll, how are you liking your days in NYC?

Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...

Artemis Fowl comfirms that this is tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth fairy. Fartemis Owl is missing and Arty goes on a mission to save him. Wish him luck! Journies through ZZZ parodies are never easy!

Having a summary would defeat the purpouse of this story. Really. It would.

In which Heracles assists her. Greece/fem!Japan, rated for masturbation and sex.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

**FACE FAMILY AU** Arthur tells a story.

Ficlet... so short it's almost obscene. Fluffy ish and Chryed based... :

Natalia owns a small but popular tailor shop in the corner of an unnamed village in a small town named Puchezh. But she isn't happy, seeing her lover with another woman everyday. All she can do is sharpen her knife. "The sharper it is, the better it cuts"

The space between falling asleep and dreaming. Greece/Japan.

This was what it meant to love Russia. The constant pain was something she had grown used to over time, but despite expecting it, it was still physically and emotionally draining." Fem!China. No historical accuracy whatsoever.

We've all heard about Snape's prowess. Well Snape has a big surprise for Hermione. Another HahaHarry production! A note for you less than silly people who think this is serious: This is a parody and a joke.

Opal Koboi. Briar Cudgeon. Driven by ego and a chilling lust for power, they find in each other allies, and something more.

Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

When Hong Kong sees England smoking, he remembers China... Rated T for implied drug abuse. Oneshot

Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!

England UK and Hong Kong fic. When England first brings Hong Kong home, he discovers the hard way that some Asians are lactose intolerant.

The Asian Nations are telling ghost stories. With each ghost story they tell, they blow out a candle. Only 5 are remaining before total darkness comes to claim them....

Delving back into the pre-Artemis days, my attempt at a history for Root and Vinyáya.

A therapy session between the Monster and Victor with Dr. Phil who is a little wacked out .

Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.

If Artemis Fowl was not a criminal, what would he be? Drabbles about Artemis choosing a career. Funny. Very funny.

A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!

What if the story told to Harry Potter about the origin of his scar wasn't true?

Insanity ahead.