Hi everyone! My name's Blossom and I'm a HUGE fan of Gravity Falls! So be expecting that kind of stuff XD. Little fun fact, I have atychiphobia, which is the fear of failure, so I'll continuously try to please you guys! Anywho, I'm so glad I joined and I hope you guys enjoy my stories!

Favorite Show(s): Gravity Falls, South Park

Least Favorite Show: Any non-animated Disney show (I hate those with a passion) and Phineas and Ferb(they got boring :l)

Favorite Animal: Dogs

Least Favorite Animal: Do bugs count?

Favorite Shape: Triangles, specifically isosceles

Least Favorite Shape: Anything other than isosceles triangles (Yes I am obsessed. Let the judging commence!)

Favorite Gravity Falls Character: Dipper, Bill, How about both? BIPPER

Least Favorite Gravity Falls Character: Gabe Benson(Yes I hate him more than I do Robbie and Pacifica now. He's just a complete jerk altogether. The other two at least had some nice character development in season 2.)

Favorite Gravity Falls Episode: Sock Opera (always)

Least Favorite Gravity Falls Episode: Little Gift Shop of Horrors (Out of all the filler episodes, this one was at the bottom of the barrel.)

Favorite Song: (At the moment) It's Been So Long, FNAF 2

Least Favorite Song: If I had one, I wouldn't be listening to it

Favorite Movie: (At the moment) Nightcrawler

Least Favorite Movie(s): Any TV Disney movie from 2005 and up. Because let's be real, it's so fake you can even see the green screen from time to time.

Stories

There is Only Surrender: THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETE! WOO! I really hope you guys enjoyed this ride and are excited for the sequel. The sequel's name will be Bliss is Boring. It will hopefully come out soon! Dipper would do anything for his sister. Anything. But what if Bill took this as an advantage to break him. Will his strong pine trunk break? or will he be able stand tall through all of this for the one he loves most?

You Held My Books: HOLY SNAPPLE I UPDATED THIS!!!!!!! I hope you guys enjoyed chapter 4! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME FOR THE WAIT! Hopefully the next chapter won't take as long to upload. Hopefully.

When Big Muffins Crumble: Chapter 3 has come out! It's finally a Wendy chapter! There will probably be 5 chapters total, maybe 6, not sure yet. Expect chapter 4 soon!

FixinIt1: Complete! Soos didn't know it would hurt him in the long run. He didn't realize that the password change could possibly be the end of Dipper's life... One-shot.

Mute: What if Mabel, Soos, and Wendy took it too far with Dipper's voice crack remix? Bottomless Pit:Voice Over AU possibility. Complete! I finally got up, rewatched "The Bottomless Pit", and published this thing! I'm so glad that a lot of you liked it! And I did make it a one-shot!

Monday the 13th: Complete! Look out for a sequel that is coming as soon as I have a name for it! Mabel curses the Pines family for the whole day. Who will survive this living nightmare and who will die trying?

You're Beautiful: A songfic for the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. A cute Dipper and Wendy not noticing him short chapter thing . Complete! I hope you guys enjoyed this! I'm actually really happy that I continued this! So thank you for giving me the strength and inspiration for this fanfic! Dipper knew he could never have her, but it doesn't hurt to try.. right?

Erased: Ok, I watched the Society of the Blindeye and an AU popped up right afterwards. What if McGucket didn't get to Dipper in time to save him from getting the memory of his whole summer wiped? What if Bill takes advantage and teaches him the wrong things? Are these legitimate questions? PROBLEM FIXED WOO! Okay, I posted Chapter 1! I sorta got a grasp on how I want to tell this story now! Le society's sorta good but they might torture him lately. Only Blind Ivan however... Bill's gonna have some nice fun in this also XD. BLOCK HAS RISEN. WILL BE AWHILE TIL' I UPDATE.

Consequences: Another fanfic based off of the newest episode. I promise this is the last one!... Maybe! (on the new ep) So, at the very end of the Society of the Blindeye, it shows Stan watching the portal grow stronger and stronger. What if Dipper (not Mabel, you'll see why in fanfic) gets sucked in because of Stan? He said himself he didn't care if it was dangerous. What are the consequences of those actions? Chapter 5 come out and I go in deep with all of this parallel dimension stuff. And OC'S have been included! (Ugh, why did I do this to myself). Anyways, introducing Beau Gleeful and the return of Stanley Pines! SORRY FOR THE WAIT EVERYONE. SAME EXCUSES I USED UP AT THE FRONT THERE. SCHOOL AND LIFE AND STUFF.

Letters: A cute little looooooooooong one-shot idea I came up with XD. It's when the twins are grown up and living in different towns and the letters they send to each other. It starts off nice and sweet, but then Dipper starts to delve into madness as he learns more and more about Gravity Falls, while Mabel grows more and more away from her sibling and loses her only chance to save him.. Complete! I'm really glad that you guys liked it! I did not expect it to get as long as it did XD.

A Grunkle's Guide To: A nice, hopefully funny Grunkle Stan story. His sort of tutorial on the summer. For example: A Grunkle's guide to visiting family, or breakfast, or sweet talking, or lying. All that kind of stuff! I HAVE OFFICIALLY CHANGED THIS INTO A ONE-SHOT ONLY! PROBABLY! TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK!

Decaying Trees: This was for challenge by DJ everything. It was to make a Dipper Vampire AU. Anywho, IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! I hope you guys enjoyed it! In a forest clearing, full of decaying trees, is a shadow of a girl everyone once knew and loved. She was never the same since the incident, but neither was he.

The Better Side of Me: My first ever attempt at a Bipper story! I've been trying to keep myself away from writing these kinds of stories, only since I thought the Bipper craze would calm down, but I'm going to guess that it never will. So, as they say, if you can't beat them, join them! This is going to be a slight Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde story, but not really. Instead of Dipper's soul being forced out of his own body, Bill controls his thoughts and feelings when he turns him into his puppet. Obviously, stuff turns back to normal, end of Sock Opera and all that, and everyone's fine and stuff, right? Well, ever since Bill's left Dipper's mind back to himself, he's sort of felt... empty. He missed the feeling of confidence the triangle gave him, the feeling of power it gave him. He hated his feeble self, how he left himself be a door mat that everyone walked on and made fun of, teasing or not. So it will be that kind of story. Second chapter is out, so expect the third one hopefully soon!

Ignition: Based on the song, Stolen Dance by Milky Chance just slightly. It's a Bill origin story (because that's totally never been done before)! So since the name Bill originates from the name William, he's going to be called William in some parts and stuff. So it's about this boy named William Cipher, kid of a deranged cryptozoologist who resides in a mental hospital. He meets this girl named Willow (the mother of Dipper and Mabel but in her younger years) who's just visiting her father. Blah blah blah stuff happens and yea. That's pretty much a small portion of it. Slight bit of romance and such but not much. Coming soon hopefully!

I've seen these kind of things on other bios, so I'm going to put one on my own! Yay for not being original!

I'm not a perfect person.
My hair doesn't always stay down.
I spill things a lot.
I'm very clumsy.
Sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I have fights.
Maybe some days, nothing goes right.
But when I think about it and take a step back.
I remember how amazing life truly is.
And through all my imperfections, the people who are important in life still love me.

Here's another one XD:

If one day you feel like crying.. Call me.. I don't promise that I will make you laugh. But I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away.. Call me.. I don't promise that I won't ask you to stop. But I will run with you.
If one day you don't want to listen to anyone.. Call me.. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call me.. And there's no answer.. Come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you.

UPDATE: I'M ON THANKSGIVING BREAK! WOOO!!!!!! SO I WILL HOPEFULLY BE ABLE TO POST SOME UPDATES ON STORIES!

I don't know what else to add so goodbye for nows to anyone who actually reads these things XD. Onwards Aoshima!-Pumashirt Panthershirt