I'm sixteen and depressed. Just your usual teen angst. My stories mostly suck but are not completely void of entertainment... I hope. Sadly, everything I have written is unfinished and will probably stay unfinished since my procrastination may as equal an eternity.

Here's what's going on with my stories—

Fandom air: not sure if I'll ever actually come back to this, but I still think about it every now and then so there's still hope.

Bored: I wrote the second chapter for this but I didn't really like it. I'm not sure when I'll rewrite it or if I'll go back to it at all.

Not so bad after all...: this is my most popular story, but I've lost interest since I just don't have any appeal towards DP and GF crossovers anymore. I don't know why, but I didn't have that much planned for this story anyways so it was pretty much doomed to fail. Maybe I will one day pick it back up if I get inspired.

Greg's Summer Without Wirt: Somebody suggested I change the name to Molasses Without Potatoes. Which I will do when I post the next chapter. When will I post the next chapter? When I get at least 4,000 words written. So far I have about 2,000 down, but I want to aim for 6,000. Sorry if this chapter feels rushed, but it sounds like people really want to see Dipper and Mabel finally come in so it's what I'm rushing towards. Things should hopefully look more normally paced afterwards.

Upcoming stories (In order of most likely to be posted)

(undecided title): (Danny Phantom and The Walking Dead crossover) I dunno I just picture danny being a badass in the case of a zombie apocalypse and since the recent seasons of TWD have been f*cking painfully disastrous to watch, I decided I could change all that by introducing this one simple character. Just him though, adding his family or friends would make things convoluted so they'll be dead. Plus we all know we like watching Danny suffer :D [coming after I catch up on the most recent season, I missed all of it]

Wirt's Summer Without Greg: (OTGW and Gravity Falls crossover) Will be renamed to Potatoes Without Molasses along with its other half. It's about Wirt's life after he wakes up from the Unknown without Greg. Fate then leads him to the mysterious town known as Gravity Falls. Will he be able to move on from Greg or will he just sink into further false hope that he can still save him?

Phantom Assassin: (Danny Phantom and Assassination Classroom crossover) Features an immortal Danny who was sent on a mission by clockwork. His new mission is to join class 3-E at Kunugigaoka junior high and either help his classmates Kill or Save their teacher. [coming when inspiration strikes]

(undecided title): (The Walking Dead and Supernatural crossover) Featuring a young Sam and Dean looking for their father during the apocalypse. They eventually run into Rick's group and end up saving their asses because it's still part of the family business. Rick's impressed by the kids so he asks them the three questions and after they answer, allows them to go back to the prison with them. Set in season 4 of TDW and pre-season 1 of SPN. Sam is twelve and Dean is 16. I had to make major alterations to align the timelines so now Sam was born in 1993 and the apocalypse starts in 2005. Idgaf because I just felt like writing this. [probably not coming anymore, we'll see once I get around to my other ideas]

E Pluribus Unum: (Sherlock and Doctor Who crossover) features Rose who still has Bad Wolf in her. People became too suspicious of her immortality at Torchwood so she had to leave. After teleporting to a completely different dimension, she meets Sherlock Holmes. They become curious of each other and, after a major coincidence that leads to Rose living in the flat below him and becoming his assistant, they eventually develope feelings for each other. [Coming once I deem myself a worthy writer]