The Infamous Wootermelon
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Joined 06-05-04, id: 603091, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, and LXG.

I'll tell you a little about myself, but don't get any crazy ideas. Haha. I'm a junior in high school, female, and short. Yes, that's my picture in the avatar -- I'm not quite that pale, and it's an old picture, but I figured I'd jazz it up a little. I've always like writing. My stories range from bad to good, but you can judge for yourself. Personal favorites are Honeymoon, Megalomania, and The End. Hopefully, I've gotten better at writing as I go along, and personally, I like to think that I have.

I'm open to beta for people, PM me or something, or you can check out my beta profile, at http://www.fanfiction.net/beta/603091/The_Infamous_Wootermelon. Even if you don't like what I write, I've got a good handle on the technical side of writing.

I'm not a diehard shipper, although I do have my favorites. I usually prefer characters that aren't very prominent in the canon, so I can screw around with their personality as much as I please and not have to worry as much about canon.

Digimon Adventure: The Olympus Twelve and Moral Values were moved to my sister's account, which I believe is POMEGRANATEXX or something to that effect. I'll check later, but she should be in my favorite authors, if you care to do some manual hunting.

If you want to contact me, leave a review or PM asking for other methods of contact. Or you can email [email protected]. Don't hate; I was in fifth grade and going through my emo/goth stage.

Au revoir,
la Wooter

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Sleeping Beauty by silent-niobe reviews
What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC. 2015 Fanatic Fanfics Multi-Fandom Awards winner for All-Time Favorite LOTR Fanfic, nominee for Favorite Complete Fanfic and Favorite Romance Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,655 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36323 - Favs: 28,568 - Follows: 20,833 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Call Me Crazy by SiRiUsLyPaDfOoTeD reviews
HIATUS. /SLASH/ /Sirius' POV/ I'm a boy. I like girls. Why can't it get in my head that Remus Lupin IS NOT a girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,466 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 11,762 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Yakari Drabbles by Jillie062 reviews
Hikari felt as Yamato dropped his arm down, reaching into his pocket. A small box appeared in his hand and he held it in front of her to see. Yakari Drabble 26: Zenith
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
And They Thought We Were Wicked by painted.inkblot reviews
...But oh, were they wrong. We're just Slytherins. A series of oneshots about the Slytherins in Harry's year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Theodore N., Draco M.
Utensil Joy Part Cinq by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
Drabble. James Potter and Lily Evans. One of several drabbles in different fandoms written for a prompt on utensils for spoon and fork, this for spoon only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Chains Will Never Bind You by Jessie Brooke reviews
An ugly orphan, a stable boy, a forgotten child, and a boy who was slave to fate. What could they possibly do to break free? This is a story never told, through their eyes, as they saw it. This is the story of the founders four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Brothers on A Hotel Bed by Siriusly Black Hearted reviews
I love Sirius Black. Don't try to debate me against it. It's wrong, it's stupid. A lot more then my heart can get broken. But I can't control who my heart beats for or who Moony calls to late at night. Accept me, because I'm not sure if anyone else can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,360 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Airplane! by LilyPrincess reviews
Very AU. After missing the concert of the year due to a stupid muggle mishap, Lily Evans gets on a plane to fly off to Chicago, ready to spend a good few weeks with her father. The trip there, however, turns out better than the missed concert. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,004 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Last Sanguimagus by valis2 reviews
Severus finds himself up to his neck in intrigue, bothersome students, and two new teachers that complicate his already complex double life. The Dark Lord's powers threaten them all. Sixth year, SSOFC, OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Renascence by philosophie reviews
Meeting James Potter was kind of like smoking crack for the first time. You take it little by little, day by day. The bad news? You're already addicted. More bad news? Finding a new person to satisfy your new expectations, aka highs. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Odalisque by Digital Tempest reviews
AU Movieverse. You get a lot of time to think when you're handcuffed to a bed, and right now, Ororo was thinking about how she ended up in this predicament.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,082 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Storm/Ororo M., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Forgotten, not Forgiven by rooty-boots reviews
How will the Pevensies react when Susan is brutally attacked? London is not Narnia and there are no swords, no shields and nothing to help them through except their love for one another. Disclaimer: You all know I don't own these characters, so don't sue
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Keep It Unclean by Smashed Sunshine reviews
For Ginny Weasley the most important thing in life is to write the perfect novel with the ideal man and an undying love. Has she been living in her imagination too long? Could it be that what she's really looking for is imperfection?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,813 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Tale of a Time Long Gone by Star of the North reviews
We all know of them, for without them where would Hogwarts be? Bold Gryffindor, Fair Ravenclaw, Sweet Hufflepuff, Shrewd Slytherin. Founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,769 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Being Real by FizzinPixie reviews
Nymphadora Tonks has been someone else for as long as she can remember. What happens when she decides to start being real? Lot's of fantastic fun with one Charlie Weasley, that's what! Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Tragic Flaw by jumpernumbernine reviews
James and Lily Potter gave their lives for their son, Harry. Laying down their lives for their son sprouted from their love. A love which blossomed their Seventh Year at Hogwarts. This fic goes through the progressive relationship of Lily and James. DONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,965 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Source by Luckyducky7 reviews
[COMPLETE] The Source: A Mysterious person at Hogwarts who sells other people's secrets for money. When Draco stumbles upon this person, he is both fascinated and annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Thing1 reviews
New chapter - so what?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Remus L., Draco M.
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Megalomania reviews
While looking through the dictionary to find a hoity-toity word Lucius called him -- "pusillanimous" -- Peter stumbles upon a word applicable to the Dark Lord. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Peter P., Voldemort - Complete
Moral Values reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION. repitila28's challenge fic. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The End reviews
It’s the moment of truth. Everything relies on the outcome of this final battle. If they had breath to spare, everybody would be holding it, crossing their fingers and hoping that the side they bet on wins… HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honeymoon reviews
Narcissa nervously awaits her bridegroom after their wedding. Het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Time Turner reviews
Just turn it. His fingers shook as he started to tip it over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Introspection reviews
A Death Eater attack on Hogwarts drives Lily to the Forbidden Forest, where she comes to terms with the most terrifying thing on earth: introspection. Marauderera
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memoir of the Hours reviews
Time: a trickle, a laborer, carrying the heaviest burden of them all. We saw with eyes that were clear with objectivity. The culmination of PoA seen through the perspective of time. Oneshot, PoA spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Colour of Blood reviews
One night, Ginny reminisces about Tom and the painful happenings in the Chamber before she was rescued. Dark, bondage, sadism, sexuality, implied rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Painkiller reviews
When his scar hurts again, Harry desperately seeks numbing. Dark, drug use
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Hotter and Pornomart: A Spinoff reviews
The Sexy Lord is plotting and his favourite minion is in Azkaban. What is he thinking? Oneshot, drabbleesque, sequel, read author's note
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Big Monkey reviews
Like many of us, Polly wants a big monkey for Christmas. Her father has certain connections that allow her to get her wish. Oneshot, drabbleesque, OOC League
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
Lily of the Valley reviews
Voldemort wasn't willing to kill Lily unnecessarily, didn't need to kill James, but why did he? Oneshot, dark
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Voldemort, Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Have A Soul reviews
Werewolves don't deserve fairy godmothers, love, and pixie dust. They're lucky to have food, air, water, life, and shelter. Well, I'll settle for some fairy godfathers, sympathy, and fairy dust, if it's all the same to you. Oneshot, OOC Remus, dark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
She Died On Her Birthday reviews
Death brings us together, but separates us from the cherished, loved ones that had died. Death is painful, nonetheless, but Lily died on her birthday. Oneshot, drabbleesque, dark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Let Me Be the Cowboy
I wanted to be the cowboy again, like I had been in my childhood. Oneshot, OOC Tom, dark
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2004 - Complete
Something Like PMS reviews
What is being a werewolf like? Oneshot, drabbleesque, read author's note
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Fairy Hotter and Pornomart reviews
Do you ever wonder why Voldemort wanted to kill Harry in the first place? PreOotP, oneshot, read author's note
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
Remembering
But then he would forget. And that was the only thing worse than remembering. The thought of forgetting. Oneshot, drabbleesque, no romance, OotP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Flight from Death reviews
I loathed them more for my impurity. If they hadn't been there, I would be pure. Oneshot, drabbleesque
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Voldemort - Complete