Nikoru Sanzohide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Saiyuki, Van Helsing, Neverwinter Nights, and Baldur's Gate. In the spirit of welcoming those who stumble upon this profile by accident, the humble and lowly Nikoru Sanzo is pleased to make your acquaintance. Played Baldur's Gate series when they came out in 1998-2000-ish though working only now on a Baldur's Gate 1 fic... yes, I am aware that I AM LATE TO THE ADVENTURING PARTY. *coughs* But then, we are all in need of something to distract us from the eternal hamster wheel of regulatory audits, risk management reports, key performance indices that are in no way related to your job but you somehow always get roped into another project everyone shuns like the plague and-- yes, distractions. And to the wonderful creatures who have been so kind (or sadomasochistic, hehe) as to add some of my stories to their favorite, I humbly offer my thanks. I hope they give you the much needed chuckle or guffaw for those days when the transition probability matrices of your fate got high on paint fumes. Okay, my nanosecond is up. Be seeing ye all! |
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Amber&emerald: the Throne War by Nimloth of Thay reviews
The rivers will run red with blood, black shadows will cover the land and many tears will be shed. Brother against brother, sister against sister, a fratricide battle will plunge the world in chaos and death. The war for the Throne has begun…It's buttkicking time! Final part of a trilogy.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 3/17 - Anomen D., Imoen, Jaheira, Sarevok A.
All That Glitters is Gold by edajane reviews
The City of Coin beckons, its streets paved with intrigue and sin. Against her will, Elene finds herself knee-deep in shadowy machinations as she and her companions race to rescue Imoen from a masked man thirsting for the power of Gods. And as the body count rises along her path, Elene teeters ever closer to fulfilling the murderous destiny bred in her bones.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 11/6 - Anomen D., Imoen, Jaheira, Kivan
The Ashes of Urst Natha by Zhenta reviews
Part IV: Throne of Bhaal. Concludes the Shifting Targets Series.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 187,582 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Anomen D., Coran, Rasaad, Viconia
The Woman of Letters by edajane reviews
By rights, a parent should encourage their child to play outside, not shut them in with tutors to crash course life skills. And yet, if Gorion had raised her any other way, Elene would not have been prepared to face the threats that await in her journey to become the Terror of the Sword Coast. Character study of a former scribe-in-training and her closest companions.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 205,746 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 1/4 - Imoen, Jaheira, Kivan, Xan - Complete
Fenthick's trial reloaded by Nimloth of Thay reviews
This is my version of the trial Fenthick Moss faced after the end of Chapter One of the Original Campaign of Neverwinter Nights 1. I added my two OCs to the story, Li'Daer and Aysha. ONE-SHOT.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15 - Nasher A., Daelen Red Tiger, Fenthick M.
Amber&emerald: facing the darkness by Nimloth of Thay reviews
Her soul is gone and now all she has left is the Taint of her Sire running through her veins. Will she be able to fight it, or will she be consumed by the darkness inside herself? Part 2 of a trilogy. Contains PC/Anomen romance. COMPLETE
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 84,169 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/28/2020 - Anomen D., Edwin, Minsc - Complete
The Witch, the Gladiator, and the Widowed Noblewoman by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Aerie is desperate and alone in the Copper Coronet, eking out a living as a healer for Madame Nin's women. Hendak is a slave in the Copper Coronet, made to fight in the arena against his will. Nalia Roenall was forced to marry a man she despised. When they are brought together, can they fight their way through?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Aerie, Nalia - Complete
Shifting Targets by Zhenta reviews
1. Baldur's Gate I: Arowan isn't powerful enough to attract Sarevok's notice, but a party like hers doesn't need enemies. They're too busy fighting each other. Rasaad, Viconia and Xan are a mismatch of morals and tempers which even Jaheira's leadership cannot keep in line for long. Rasaad x OC. Viconia x Xan.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,565 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Edwin, Rasaad, Viconia, Xan - Complete
Black Pits II: ELIMINATION! by Zhenta reviews
Gold, gladiators and gore! The Black Pits are running low on all of these, until one inspired idea turns the flagging venture around. Twenty-four competitors enter, only one takes home the grand prize of a million gold pieces. Feuds will form! Alliances will break! Romance is in the air (along with a surprising number of teeth!)
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Baeloth, Edwin, Minsc, Xan
Death on an Alien Plane by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Valygar Corthala, notable hater of wizards, is trapped on an alien plane with a malevolent wizard and an insane wizard. Even worse, he can't decide which of the two is more malevolent or more insane. But when the three reluctant companions find themselves in the midst of a murder mystery, they'll have to use all their skills together if they ever want to make it back home.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2020 - Edwin, Valygar, Xzar - Complete
Shank and Carbos are Dead by Zhenta reviews
Deprived of both his first choice of Bhaalspawn and his second, Irenicus is forced to settle for one with barely a trace of her father's essence. Arowan's soul is scarcely enough to restore his mortal life, never mind grant him the strength to seek revenge on Suldanessellar. The Tree of Life seems beyond his reach forever, until a necromancer offers him an intriguing alternative.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 63 - Words: 273,056 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Anomen D., Rasaad, Viconia, Yoshimo - Complete
Amber&emerald by Nimloth of Thay reviews
Her soul belongs to Ilmater, but her blood is tainted by Bhaal. She is split between Mercy and Murder. Which side will prevail? Part 1 of a trilogy. WARNING: contains PC-Anomen romance, high contents of Edwin, modicum amounts of Aerie and traces of gluten, lactose and dried fruit. 100% turnip-free. COMPLETE
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 112,299 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Anomen D., OC - Complete
Baldur's Gate: The Novel – by Late to the Party by Late to the Party reviews
This is my character's journey through the epic saga that is Baldur's Gate. Here you will find adventure, drinking, romance and glorious battle. A true and full account sparing no detail. No AUing, no cheating, just the honest, raw truth. The saga begins!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 9/30/2019 - OC - Complete
The first dawn by Nimloth of Thay reviews
A short story about a big brother and his little sister. One-shot, complete
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2020 - Sarevok A. - Complete
Out, Brief Candle by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Swords, sorcery, blood, and destiny. A bored young noblewoman of Baldur's Gate is weary of her life of tedious parties and petty bullying. She thinks she's found a chance to rebel when she dances with a mysterious man in black at the Grand Dukes' ball. Little does she know she's about to be drawn into the blood-soaked saga of the bastard children of the dead god of murder.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,241 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 5/18/2019 - OC
Dear Doppelganger by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
A hopeless Bhaalspawn runs a mysterious advertisement in the broadsheets, seeking out the desperate and downtrodden so that he may use his skills against their tormentors. But when he lets a doppelganger loose to answer some of his letters, chaos results. Giving advice isn't easy!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2019 - Published: 10/17/2019 - OC - Complete
The Buck of Baldur's Gate by Zhenta reviews
II. Siege of Dragonspear: After the events of Baldur's Gate, Arowan's fractured party try to go their separate ways but bad luck and war throw them back together again. On the long march to Dragonspear Castle her feud with Viconia deepens and tensions with Rasaad run high. OC x Rasaad and other pairings.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 288,924 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Coran, Rasaad, Viconia, OC - Complete
Furry chronicles (one-shot) by Nimloth of Thay reviews
The story of a great battle, with very unusual, but still valiant heroes. Complete
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2019 - Complete
A Melicamp story by Nimloth of Thay reviews
This is a little 'what if' following Melicamp's journey from nobody to hero. Complete. I hope you'll have fun! :-)
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2019 - Complete
Death's Favored Daughter by Winding Warpath reviews
The story of Ashura, a daughter of Bhaal who may take a bit after her father. Baldur's Gate 1 with a large rotating cast, a lot of action/adventure, and a not-so-nice protagonist. [COMPLETE!]
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 560,825 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [OC, Garrick] [Imoen, Xan] - Complete
A Slower Start by Late to the Party reviews
Sarevok always is the villain. Gorion is always slain. The Iron Crisis always erupts. Imoen is still Imoen. Events always play out. Candlekeep is always left behind. Always? AU.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Imoen, OC - Complete
Riddles by anesor reviews
NWN2 OC, How would the various OC companions answer riddles? Each chapter is a separate riddle, born of a boring moment and curiosity.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,559 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sand, Grobnar G. - Complete
Neverwinter Inc Companion Owner's Guides by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Completely unapologetic tongue in cheek humor. Here are the 'official' manufacturer's guidelines to the correct use and various malfunctions of the fascinating but sometimes totally frustrating NWN2 companions. Enjoy!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Modern Day Hunter by Seadragon68 reviews
AU with VH as a modern day Hunter for the Order. He rescues Carl and ends up getting far more then he bargained for... VHCarl SLASH
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
Agnus Dei by SilverFlover reviews
One heart frozen with ice, and another drowned in tears. Dracula and Agnes are not the type of people who can love, but things grow to change with time...Can an angel love a vampire? And vice versa? Please R&R
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,528 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004
Outlaw of Ithilien by Seadragon68 reviews
Very AU. Based on the myths of Robin Hood. Faramir is a mysterious outlaw in Ithilien and Boromir is the man sent to capture him. Slash but not incest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Faramir, Boromir
The Lost Tales of A Steward's Son by Random-Battlecry reviews
This story follows the little-known youngest son of Denethor, who has an eye more on gaining fame for himself than on peace in the land, as the War of the Ring begins. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The Perfect Gift by nekozuki1776 reviews
Sanzo's attempt at romance on Valentine's Day. Shonenai. Sanzo x Hakkai. 3883
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
One Flew Over by treneka reviews
To see the world in a grain of sand takes an active imagination - of which Hakkai Cho is thankfully possessed. This story contains clinical insanity of various forms. Warning: AU. Note: rating changed for language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
Piece of Me by nekozuki1776 reviews
What is the most important thing in your life? Implied yaoi. Sanzo x Hakkai pairing. 383.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Even A Man Of God Has His Limits by Seadragon68 reviews
CARL VH SLASH Carl has been carrying a torch for Van Helsing but much to his frustration, Gabriel has missed all the signs. A mission to Ireland is going to bring everything out into the open...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Friars Who Run With Wolves by Seadragon68 reviews
Sequal to Carl & the Big Bad Wolf. Its 6 months later and Carl walks out, feeling their relationship is in a rut. Its up to Van Helsing to convince him that romance is not dead...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005
Songs by the Unrequited Lover reviews
Some of them can rise above the grime and truly soar, and others sink even further still. Aleera, Dracula, Anna, Velkan, Marishka, Carl, Verona, Gabriel & Igor, in poem.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
His Life An Open Book by Random-Battlecry reviews
In this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004
Communication is A Wonderful Thing by Seadragon68 reviews
Van Helsing is finally back from his mission and he and Carl are going to finally figure out what's been troubling them... GabrielCarl Slash
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005
Points of Precedence by Sar-kaz-m reviews
MOVIEVERSE. The film did not cover Aragorn's claim to the throne. How might Aragorn have interacted with Faramir, twentyseventh Steward of Gondor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Eggnog Snog by Shin Sankai reviews
Christmas has come! Sanzo gives Hakkai a surprise although things don't turn out the way they should have. Done for the SSP, 2004. Hopefully has Fluff and a little Humour in it.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Carl and The Big Bad Wolf by Seadragon68 reviews
On the way back from Transylvania, Carl discovers that Dracula's cure wasn't as affective as everyone thought... CarlGabriel SLASH
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2004
Vice Versa by Sariyuki reviews
[COMPLETE] This is a story in which Sanzo and Hakkai don't make moony eyes at each other. Or do they?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
All These Feelings by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
(CarlVanHelsing) Exactly as the title says. Strange emotions arise between Carl and Van Helsing, emotions neither of them understand. But will they realize what's happening before it's too late? (COMPLETE)
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
With Leaves and Wind by Swordage reviews
After the mission, after they come home, there is a storm. Sanzo learns not to dream when the sky is falling.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Those School Years by aleksandra reviews
[AU] What if Van helsing, Dracula, Carl, Anna and the rest of the cast had met in highschool?. Please R&R!
NOTE: I will be a bit delayed with the next chapter..sorry.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004
Combination by Sariyuki reviews
A drabble. SanzoHakkai. They make the perfect combination. Whee!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004
The Unkindest Cut of All by Sue reviews
On a beautiful summer afternoon, seven-year-old Faramir and twelve-year-old Boromir would rather have fun than get their hair cut. But their plan to find a way around their governess' order doesn't quite work out as they had hoped. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Clockwise by Sariyuki reviews
Shounen-ai. SanzoHakkai. The clockwork happiness ticks away and life goes on.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
The Vatican by Sar-kaz-m reviews
GabrielCarl slash. Vignette. How a romance begins to live.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Carl, Van Helsing - Complete
Ray of Hope by raventeller reviews
Another one shot!
Carl is the happiest friar one morning, but why? Find out some of his childhood and why his face is the picture of happiness!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Solitaire by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
(One-shot SLASH CarlVanHelsing) Carl won't stop bugging Van Helsing durin g his card game. My first slash! PG for the pairing, since it's entirely fluff!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Experimental by Sariyuki reviews
Humor. Yaoi. When flying saucers are more than lights in the sky...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004
The Man of Mystery by The Human Kalei-doscope reviews
My follow up to 'Behind Blue Eyes', featuring Van Helsing and Carl. Hope you like it!
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004
Substitute by Sariyuki reviews
Shounen ai. Hakkai Sanzo. Hakkai wanted some fresh air, Sanzo kept polluting the air...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2004
Catalyst by sf reviews
A single event changes the course of history. An out of whack and nasty alternate ending for Saiyuki. (Gen, AU, non-yaoi, oneshot; complete.)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Complete
Sueabilitation by Feana Puddlefoot reviews
UPDATED. The asylums stretch across all of Arda. But this particualar asylum is for survivors of Mary-Sues, driven mad by their plebian qualities. And a certain Legolas has just checked in...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
Birds and Bees by Feana Puddlefoot reviews
Boromir and Faramir recieve "The Talk". Light humour. PG for subject matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
Hello? Two Kings by tbossjenn reviews
Faramir seeks answers regarding a certain movie
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Faramir
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The Hidden Sword reviews
A choice has been made at the crossroads, and a young elf leaves the protection of Gorion and the silence of Candlekeep to seek answers to her heritage. As she journeys through the Coast and into the Heartlands, an apprentice to an enigmatic blacksmith and to forge her own destiny, she comes to understand that not all lessons are of the hammer and sword.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 216,163 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 7/8/2018
Baldur's Gift reviews
You there! Don't laugh at the title! *wags wand* A bag of stories written for the Baldur's Gate Gift Exchange and future prompts - from Minsc and Boo's post-ToB adventures with their WITCHES, to Baeloth's hamster-brained schemes to revive his enterprising entertainment empire, to Edwin & Co.'s extra-planar shenanigans in the Far Realm, and more random encounters (or *are* they?)!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/24/2020
Cast Chain Nightmare, Level 5 reviews
Fenrir, a human cleric of Lathander, learns that in the face of such nightmares, even the most sane are powerless. A lesson on why one must never overlook the importance of will saves and long vacations.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
There Is None
Gabriel Van Helsing encounters a Witch who then tries to manipulate and erase his memories.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
There Is No Sun
A SaiyukiNarniaThe Silver Chair crossover drabble. The ikkou encounters the witch and falls under her enchantment as she lulls them into forgetting about the world above.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Goku S. - Complete
A Splice Of Life reviews
[Third Slice served and dedicated to Kydasam] Each Chapter or Slice is a ministory of the NonAdventures of Van Helsing and Carl. Rife with monks who need to get out more, a Monster in need of a hug, and a Mysterious Chicken in need of attitude adjustment.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/2/2004
The Monkey, The Witch, And The Broom Closet reviews
We sure as heck don't want to know who else could be wandering off into Narnia. Or who these people might be running into there. A little take on the unbearble thought of the Sanzo ikkou gettting into Narnia. A Saiyuki and Chronicles of Narnia crossover
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006
A Kick At The Wall reviews
Odd nocturnal noises, sub-standard walls, and a long- suffering Van Helsing. Even friars can be Evil(!).
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2005
Before The First Light reviews
Snow, Pine Trees, and a little Astronomy lesson for Sanzo and Hakkai. Done for the Interlude SSP 2004.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
A Rather Painful Incident reviews
Some things, though painful or discomfiting, are necessary. Warnings? For what? Kindly use your imagination. [Be-Gentle-Hakkai(!)Hold-Still-Sanzo(!)]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004
Afterwards reviews
A little take on Sanzo' s Non- Attachment philosophy. References to blood and laundry. [Hakkai's POV]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
The Little Mer Bishounen reviews
Genjo Sanzo, the little mer- bishounen, and his fishy friends, Cho Hakkai, the flounder with a monocle, and Sha Gojyo, the red water monster, engage in an off the wall adventure. Oh, I threw in a charming monkey prince and other endearing freaks as well!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004
A Fable Of The Monk And The Cellarer reviews
Hurray! Sanzo & Hakkai in a wine cellar... alone. Another fable with a twisted moral fiber![83!]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2004
A Fable of Goku and the Green Pork Buns reviews
This fic was inspired by the inspiring Aesop' s Fables. Congratulations to you if you find anything educational in it, though. [383!]
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
The Hammock Incident reviews
Sometimes, life is better when it gets crowded.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2004
Strangers In An Even Stranger Night reviews
The Sanzo Ikkou stops at an inn, and something's up with Sanzo and Hakkai. How else could one explain the fact that Sanzo would give Goku his Three Buddha Golden MasterCard without further questions? Something happens to Hakkai that is so unthinkable &
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/2/2004