Recent change to the user name. Thought I should save my real one in case I ever write the next great American novel. ;)

I'm a Scribe of Suspense, the King of Crime, the Master of Mystery, Murder and the Macabre. In other words, I'm a fiction novelist. As a mystery writer, however, I refuse to give away all of my secrets, and I always save the best surprises until the most crucial moments. If you're looking for an open book, look elsewhere. I am a Man of Mystery, after all.

As you can tell from my list of fanfics and favorites, my fandoms are all over the place. Like, I imagine, most fanfic writers, I can't read my old stuff without hardcore cringing. But sometimes I still get notifications that people are reading them and enjoying them, so I'm leaving them up. My RE fanfic "You Are Fred" has now become less of a story with a clear destination and more of an excuse to make more jokes about the Resident Evil games years down the road when I think of them. Now that the recent remakes have done so much to polish the gameplay, taking shots at the more ridiculous elements of the earlier gameplay seems cheap, but if I can come up with more parody material, maybe I'll revisit it again. I have a more earnest RE fanfic in the works now. My Lupin III fic is pretty much abandoned, although sometimes I have half a mind to pick it up again.