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 Author has written 49 stories for Megamind, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Labyrinth, Land of the Dead, Inkheart, and 1776. I am a proud supporter of yaoi and straight relationships, a creator of many OCs, and a total obsessor over everything that strikes my fancy. So, you guys, those of you who know me from DeviantART and LiveJournal know me as VenusEvilOverlord, Geuine-Discord, VEO100, or Sara. . You can find me at or [email protected] I love 1776, Harry Potter, Megamind, Invader Zim, Cirque du Freak, Nintendo's Mario-verse characters, Inkheart, Alice in Wonderland, Land of the Dead, Dark Shadows, Doctor Who and many other crazy fandoms. Favorite Pairings List: Harry Potter- Severus Snape/Sirius Black, Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape/Rabastan Lestrange, Severus Snape/Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. 1776- John Adams/Edward Rutledge, John Adams/John Dickinson, Edward Rutledge/John Dickinson. Megamind- Megamind/Kaitlin Merando, Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi, Megamind/Metroman, Megamind/Minion. Invader Zim- Zim/Dib, Gaz/Zim, Red/Purple, Zim/Red, Inkheart- Basta/Dustfinger, Basta/Meggie, Basta/Mo, Basta/Capricorn, Basta/Clarissa Rosette. | |||||||
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Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,095 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 15,679 - Follows: 11,955 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6581 - Favs: 11,574 - Follows: 8,798 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Neddy's Five & One by DanCains reviews
..or five times Edward Rutledge attempts to seduce a fellow congressman (for the sake of stopping American Independence of course-why else?), and the one time one of them seduced him...(Rutledge/everyone) slash & crack. rating might go up...
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Marriage Law by Iluvubabe reviews
The Ministry has passed a marriage law after the defeat of Voldemort in the graveyard. They are ASSIGNING spouses! Who is going to marry who? SS/SB, sexual content, be warned. AU obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,205 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
1776: Walk in My Buckled Shoes by believin'inluv reviews
Each member of the Continental Congress has their own doubts, opinions, troubles, and dreams-if only their fellow delegates knew how they secretly felt. "10 Things" format, based on the musical 1776. I'll take requests on which delegate to do next.
1776 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008
Sons of Reproach by Lyndotia reviews
Harry has just returned from his first year at Hogwarts and, after a visit from a house elf, the Dursleys lock him up, vowing never to let him return to the magical world. Then a most unexpected person turns up: Severus Snape. EVENTUAL Snape Adopts Harry fic; I repeat, this is not slash, and they will not randomly change their minds about each other in chapter three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,166 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 9,556 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Surprise? by Aly208 reviews
Matthew decides to surprise Francis. *Franada*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2012 - France, Canada - Complete
Paint it Blue, White, and Red by SevLovesLily reviews
Technically a headcanon one-shot, set during the events of Paint it, White. Can't be properly defined by just two categories, so it's Romance, Angst, Friendship, Adventure, Humor, and much more. Rated T for swearing and sexual but not explicit content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
More by Miss Lady Demon reviews
England's body won't stop craving for attention. There is only one way to make it stop and if he had to cheat on France then he would. Now the only nation Arthur thought might be able to help jut happened to be just down the hall. Fruk and GerEng. LEMON!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
How To Avoid An Ex by FMB reviews
FrUk. Really, just PWP. Arthur can't stand the sight of his ex, Alfred, and hides in the bathroom with Francis. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Wishlist by flyingsaucerscout reviews
"Gilbert, does this say 'blowjob?" Christmas Prustria oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
First Time by Lolita Lolly Lips reviews
First confession. First kiss. First time... Franada lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
45 Ways to Make a Werewolf Fall for You by mew-tsubaki reviews
*COMPLETE* The Marauders, in the prime of their lives, from the last day they set foot at Hogwarts all the way to a reunion thirteen years nearly too late. *Remus/Sirius-centric, relatively canon-compliant, for all of us who would like Remmius to have their happy ending—enjoy your fluff here! Ch45: Thank you. [also available in Swedish and in Chinese]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,471 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Marauders - Complete
Tired of being ignored by ChrisEro-CookEustass reviews
What will happen if France notices that Canada is gone from the conferance room? Smutty franada inside (EDIT: Im so incredibly embarressed for even having written this but people seem to like it? so i'll just leave it here for now /cringe )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Back to School by Twilightfans reviews
After the war, Harry goes back to Hogwarts for his 8th year with definite feelings for his Potions professor and no idea that he feels the same for Harry. Happy B-Day Arashi Wolf Princess! Sequel by yaoigirl22!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Regrets by Daniko reviews
Severus needs rest and Sirius is forced into care-taking. Slash; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
A dangerous game by Heatherstar16 reviews
FrUk, England is sick of France coming on to him so he decides to do something about it, will his plan succeed or backfire horribly on him? Rated M for Mature content, lemon and use of the F word, minor bondage, oneshot human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Darkness beckons by Silver moonbeams reviews
A Tom/Harry drabble written for Azure Delta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Interlude by WynterRavenheart reviews
A moment in time in the life of two people. An interlude in the middle of the night
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Another Sirius Snape Story by snapeathy reviews
When Sirius' mother dies, he must marry to collect on his inheritance! What shenanigans will follow? Read and find out! SS/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Thestrals and Talks by Invader Vidya reviews
Snape didn't die in this- just pointless talking between Luna and Snape. No summary, because I suck at them. Reaaad and reeeeview.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Corn Maze by Wolfstar-Telescope reviews
Alfred, Arthur, Ludwig, and Feliciano all go have fun at a corn maze ! America/Italy buddy bonding . GerIta and USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Strange Game by i-heart-ice-cream reviews
France has taught his love Canada a new game. Franada francexcanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
You can watch but you can't touch until I let you by marinoa reviews
Francis wants wine and Arthur is willing to serve him some. FrUK oneshot, lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Honest when Drunk by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Change Your Mind by tatterdemalion reviews
France shows up at Canada's house. Canada interprets it in his usual-but-super-annoying self-deprecating way. Franada foot fetish...wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prize by DocHollidaysGal85 reviews
Each year Capricorns village holds a competition,the black jackets are competing for a prize: a woman. This woman's name is Kris,a young bank employee kidnapped by Cockerell & Flatnose.What happens when Basta wins the competition? Can Kris escape? RatedT
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,318 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Basta - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Very Sirius Snape Story by snapeathy reviews
SB/SS with a little SB/RL fan service in the first chapter. Written per request for my Beta. Will she like it? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Patience by bedazzled-bat reviews
Alice resides in the White Queen's castle as the Champion of Underland. Stayne is the Head of Security... and he is falling madly in love with her. -Alice/Stayne-
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Love Like Winter by tsumimita reviews
Franada. Winter Olympics. Matthew is feeling a bit cold after losing his gloves, but of course, Francis is there to warm him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
That's Amore! by GilbertOfPrussia reviews
Not much of a plot, just PWP, really. Once again, not good with summaries or titles! WARNING: YAOI, BOYXBOY, GERITA, SEME!ITALY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Song of the Serpent by sarahliza reviews
Basta was the lead role, uncharacteristically paying an abnormal amount of attention to the maidservant who just stood in the background." A servant in Capricorn's village is surprised at Basta's actions towards her - but she's not complaining about it.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Basta
1776: Molasses to Rum to Lace by believin'inluv reviews
When Edward Rutledge gets asked to do his own line of clothing, John Adams and his friends suspect that there is something more troublesome than flamboyant outfits to worry about. Based on the Broadway musical 1776.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
The Darkest Hours by LordoftheWarren reviews
two years after the Halfblood Prince; Harry has joined up with voldemort and is now his lover. He is thinking back over the past and all of the deeds he committed, until Voldemort disrupts his thoughts and gives the former hero a little pleasure...Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Italian by Spectregeneral reviews
One shot. Intimate time between Basta and Dustfinger involving one of the sexiest languages ever! Warning: This is slash. Don't like? Don't read. Constructive criticism welcome, but please don't flame.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Dustfinger, Basta - Complete
Love at first sight by Tiro reviews
Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 714 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape & Lucius Malfoy: Until We Meet Again by Hazel Oakleigh reviews
Severus is recieving a very important message from Voldemort through Lucius. Aswell as this, he has come for HIM as well. Things happen between the two that the dark lord would never approve of. Rated M for boy love. Is a lot better than summary I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Yellow Apple by Jo31891 reviews
An Apple tree on a small island on Hogwarts Lake. Give the one you love an apple from the top of the tree and your deepest feelings shall be returned. SSJP; One-shot; Male Slash; shonen-ai; yaoi;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Driving by Blue-Starlight92 reviews
One-shot. Capricorn is bored. Basta get's a crash-course in driving, and Flatnose gets annoyed. Slightly OOC Capricorn. First Inkheart fanfic. No chickens, cats, or black-jacket's were harmed in the making of this fanfic...
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Basta, Flatnose - Complete
Wedding Bells by xoravenoxeap reviews
Sirius and Severus are gettin' MARRIED! BOOYEAH! Sirius/Severus with Draco/Harry thrown in 'cause I love those two!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Trick or Treat or Severus Snape’s Halloween by toroj reviews
Slytherinade" first story, english version. Translation: Mantida
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Anniversary, Apologies, and Kittens by xoravenoxeap reviews
ONE SHOT!, Sirius get's irked at Sev, who get's irked in return, and Sirius tries to appologize. I suck at summaries, please just read it. Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Free Period by xoravenoxeap reviews
Severus was preparing for his next class, when Sirius distracts him, and tell him to skip it.... SLASH! Severus/Sirius SS/SB get it, got it good!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Congressional House Call by Historybuff reviews
It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Basta Rant by Shekiah Rosay reviews
It's pretty much what the title implies. If Basta could tell the world a few things that are wrong with his life, he'd start off with this. It's short, it's dumb, and in my opinion pretty funny. So read it.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Beckett's Mark by electrickpurple reviews
In which Lord Cutler Beckett receives an unexpected visitor, bringing into light the repercussions of his past wrongs. Speckett slash/smut. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The top 20 ways to annoy Basta by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. If you have ever published a "how to annoy Basta guide" and any of my methods are similar to yours, I apologize, it was not intentional. Enjoy! Please, no flames, but reviews are welcome! :D
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
1776: A Collection of Randomness by MCR Lurver reviews
A random list is made of all the members of congress. They then proceed to bicker and fight among themselves as to what is true and what is false. A random collection of junk that goes through my mind when watchng the movie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Apology accepted by Devil's Backbone reviews
Sirius apologize. Severus is not impressed. MM, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Will by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort's will has been discovered! It appears to have been written just after his return, and hidden at Hogwarts of all places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Breathless by BlueberryPancakes reviews
They never fail to make each other breathless... for many different reasons. Sparrington slash, Jack Sparrow & James Norrington, ficlet: fluffy, sweet, nothing explicit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Letters From the Sea by Katieluvanime reviews
Sequel to Acts of Piracy. Will and Elizabeth recieve a very detailed letter from their pirate friends, much to their dismay, and Will's stomach. SPARRINGTON, SLASH, PLEASE REVIEW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Act of Piracy by Katieluvanime reviews
Sometimes an act of piracy is the only way to gain your greatest love. Sparrington. Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Shelter by Fabu reviews
When Jack goes missing, Norrington finds comfort in an unexpected place. Sparrington, WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 569 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Rise, Fall, and Rebirth of Hermione Granger by missparker85 reviews
Hermione falls ill in her sixth year. Will she be able to survive Snape's help? Will she be able to resist him? HGSS. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Way to go Professor Snape by BertaS reviews
No HBP. The student see something in the potions classroom that shocks them. One shot ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Little Things by Perse reviews
Harry, Snape, and the snow--a perilous combination! (challenge response, one-shot, Snape as Harry's guardian)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Constellations by mssparrington reviews
COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Commodore's Corset by Chaosbeastie reviews
Sparrington Jack rescues James “Well, I’d like to see you try to breathe in a corset!” “It can’t be that difficult.” He said stiffly. As everyone agreed later, he should have known better.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
A Different View by Darktimes reviews
SPARRINGTON: When a broken Jack Sparrow becomes part of Commodore Norrington's life, will his view of the pirate change? Will he see just who Jack really is?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2004
Not So Funny When It Happened by Lady Lorax reviews
Jack and Co. are naughty and get sent to Time Out to think about what they've done. No one learnes their lesson, of course. WillLiz, a bit 'o Sparrington. Total sillyness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004
Color Me Your Color by Dala1 reviews
Jack has never learned when to keep his mouth shut, but then again he's a fast talker, so it all evens out. (Sparrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
Care to Dance by ataraxis reviews
SLASH HPSS Harry must get up the nerve to ask his crush for a dance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unforeseen Recollections by MairiNathaira reviews
Part of SSFF. Sirius finds Voldemort’s pensieve during the final battle. His curiosity aroused, he looks in there and is surprised. SLASH SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Darkness that Surrounds Me by mistress of evil1 reviews
Snape goes wondering to think in the dungons at night, and find a friend but when he is struck by a unforgivable curse, who's arms will he fall into??? plz no flames! SS/SB, SS/OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Late Night Comfort by lara6 reviews
SB/SS Slash, means two male adults do adult things! Sev comforting Siri after a nightmare...Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
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Fancy A Snack? reviews
After a spontaneously wild night together, Severus Snape and Sirius Black decide to continue their relationship, finding that hatred can become something just as passionate. SLASH. NC-17. Smut. R&R? SS/SB. AU. SNACK. FLUFFY. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
10 Ways to Annoy Cholo DeMuro reviews
Just a few ways to irritate the hell out of our favorite zombie-killing despot, Cholo DeMuro from George A. Romaro's Land of the Dead.
Land of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Pain reviews
One night, Kaufman goes too far and rapes Cholo. Riley decides it's time for him to step in and help his second in command. SLASH. NC-17. Kaufman/Chollo. Riley/Cholo
Land of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
10 Ways to Annoy Basta reviews
A few ways to irritate enrage our favorite knife-wielding badass. R&R?
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Basta
Sometimes Things Aren't Always What They Seem reviews
Remus overhears Sirius and Severus dong something in the kitchen one night, and he thinks the wrong way. Mind in the gutter, Remus suddenly finds that things aren't always as they seem... SS/SB SLASH OOC AU FLUFFY SNACK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Lights Will Guide You Home reviews
When Neville begins self-harming, who will come to his rescue but his dreaded Potions Professor? On the way, the way, Neville finds that maybe he isn't so different, and there is hope for him. Snape/Neville mentor/apprentice relationship. TRIGGERING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Neville L., Severus S.
The HalfBlood Prince Meets the Goblin King reviews
Severus Snape helps the Order of the Phoenix retrieve Harry Potter, who decided to wish himself away to the Underground. Severus has to fight Jareth, the Goblin King, to get back the Boy-Who-Lived. SLASH. MENTIONS LEMON
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Jareth, Severus S.
Est Vitae reviews
When the OotP finds Harry and Draco abused, an unlikely savior appears. The boys discover that sometimes love can be in places you least expect it as an unlikley trio find the family they never had. SEVERITUS. DRACO/HARRY FRIENDS. AU. SLASH. U/K PAIRING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,417 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Best Thing In My Life reviews
What if Severus had told Lily that he loved her after calling her a Mudblood and she forgave him? This is the after effects of a true love's kiss. SSLE Fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Interlude reviews
Harry and Severus share a brief interlude and reminisce about their lives after the war. Mentions lemon. SNARRY. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
Obliviate reviews
Severus and Harry share a moment of unique peace and pain at a bittersweet reunion one Halloween night at Lily's grave. SS/LE. SEVERITUS. NO SLASH. 3rd Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
HP: Prompts and PlotBunnies reviews
One sentence ideas that can inspire different drabbles, one-shots, or ficlets. Feel free to use! Slash, Severitus, etc...PM me if you use!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rabastan Lysander Lestrange
Est Vitae Profile of Rabastan Lestrange, Severus Snape's lover and Soul-Bonded. Include physical apperance, personality, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Rabastan L.
Never Interrupt a Potions Master's Peace reviews
Draco and Harry learn to never interrupt Severus' well-deserved peace the hard way. Set in first year. NO SLASH. 1SHOT. SEVERITUS? R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
I'd Lie reviews
A songfic about Lily Evans and Severus Snape's relationship. The two are driving to go see a movie and have a chat. Based on the song I'd Lie by Taylor Swift. 1SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Arms of the Angels reviews
After a horrifying summer of abuse, Severus Snape is harboring a dark secret. James Potter tries his hand in taking Severus against his will, and discovers what's happened. He takes Sev back to Gryffindor house, and he bonds with Sirius Black. SS/SB.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Last Will and Testament of Lord Voldemort reviews
When the Dark Lord saddles Severus with the task of editing his Will, Severus decides to disclose the 'valuable' information to the Order of the Phoenix. NO SLASH. 1SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort
Spiders in the Pudding reviews
Lucius gets Severus' insane lover, Rabastan Lestrange, drunk to spite poor Severus. Severus then has to dela with the madness. Connects to Est Vitae. 1SHOT! SLASH! INSANITY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Severus S., Rabastan L.
Thestrals Create Colloquys reviews
Snape and Harry talk about the past as they visit the thestrals. Severitus? Based in 5th year. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Welcome Home, Severus reviews
When Severus dies, he's welcomed into Heaven by Lily, Eileen, Sirius and James. ONESHOT. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Snow Day reviews
Severus Snape, Sirius Black, and the snow-a dangerous combination. 1SHOT. FLUFF. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Sound the Bugle reviews
Severus, in his Animagus form is depressed that he's lost Sirius, or so he thinks. Then, the two have a happy reunion. Angsty at first. Full summary inside. AU. 1SHOT. NO SE/PREQUELS. SNACK. Light SLASH. SS/SB Probably will not be continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Love Comes In Every Form reviews
When Snape gets trapped in his new canine Animagus form, who's better to take care of him then another dog Animagus? After developing a tenative friendship, they find that hate can easily become something just as passionate...SLASH. SS/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Stargazing reviews
Severus and Sirius enjoy a night outside and...a kiss. SLASH. 1SHOT! SS/SB SNACK. Not angsty. Ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Kings of the Isle reviews
When Norrington and some of the Dauntless' crew are stranded without a ship on an isle, who else will be there saviour besides Jack Sparrow, who makes port there during a storm. Eventual SLASH. SPARRINGTON. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Hello reviews
Rabastan notices Severus and the OotP, and decides to say 'hello' to our favorite Potions master. ONESHOT. FLUFFY SLASH. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Severus S., Rabastan L.
A Snack Under the Mistletoe reviews
Albus meddles, Sirius pounces, and Severus becomes thouroughly confused while recieving an early Christmas present. Sev and Siri have some troubles that need to be resolved, and they are...under the mistletoe. SLASH. SS/SB 1SHOT R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Contagious reviews
Severus muses over his relationship with Rabastan, and his feelings for his Soul-Bonded. Rabastan's insanity is contagious. 1SHOT. s to Est Vitae. SLASH. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Severus S., Rabastan L.
The Kidnapping reviews
When Jack kidnaps Commodore Norrington, what can our dear Commodore do at the mercy of the pirate he has for so long hated? The two find that their mutual hatred may become something else just as passionate. SLASH. SPARRINGTON.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow
What's Mine Is Your's reviews
When Lucius Malfoy looses a duel, Severus becomes James Potter's property for a week...or will it be more? Severus has to choose between two people he loves and enemies will find out more about each other then they'd ever imagined SLASH JP/SS LM/SS RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Severus S., James P.
Death Eaters Go For Yogurt reviews
When the Death Eaters go to TCBY, things get a little heated between Lucius and Severus. SLASH. Snucius for no reason. Nice, Pouty!Voldemort. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Slytherin Forever and Always reviews
Severus and the Sorting Hat's discussion when he is Sorted. The beginning of Severus' journey down the path to darkness. 1SHOT. Mentions abuse fleetingly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Severus S., Sorting Hat
A Payment of Loss reviews
When Severus looses a bet against the Death Eaters, Lucius gets to do whatever he wants with him. 1SHOT. SLASH. R&R. Snucius!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Zombie Apocolypse reviews
When a student interrupts Potions class, Snape, Harry and the Slytherins have to learn to adapt to a world with zombies. Their magic is failing, and they're running out of time. Eventual Severitus? Bad Language. ADOPTABLE. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Marvelous Misadventures of the Year 1776 reviews
When Edward Rutledge and his little sister journey to England in the year 1766 with James Norrington, they never realized what they had gotten themelves into. War is brewing, pirates are raiding, and Neddy is falling for a British Officer. AU. SLASH? R&R
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & 1776 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - James N.
Accidents Happen reviews
When Snape and Sirius start a contest of who can kiss Hermione first, things do not go as planned... SLASH! Sev X Siri R&R please! Oneshot! Sneaky!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
As The World Falls Down reviews
Lydia manages to conviince her love interest, Professor Snape, to dance with her at the Yule Ball. SS/OC. Characters a little OOC, mean!McGonagall, annoying!Dumbedlore. Just try it out, I need some motivation!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape's Animagus Form reviews
Snape tries out his Animagus form and finds out he's not what he thought he would be. Read to find out what it is, and PLEASE review! Snucius fluffy moment. Not so slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Kaitlin Merando: ET reviews
Megamind meets an orphaned teenager and they fall in love. Fighting between best friends ensues. Can love conquer Megamind's evil persona or will he have to forget about ever being normal, or as close to normal as he can get? R&R. T 4 LTR CHPS. COMPLETE!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Severus Snape X Lydia Elwood PILOT reviews
This is a little snippet of a fanfic I may write, with Sev falling in love with one of his Slytherins, Lydia Elwood. She's my OC. Rated T for violence, adult content, and mild language. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Daring Escape 2 reviews
Megamind and his Supervillain girlfriend escape from Metroman yet again.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Daring Escape 1 reviews
Megamind and Kaitlin escape from Metroman in another daring escape. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Captivity ZADR reviews
ZADR! Dib captures Zim and decides to have some fun with the helpless Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
T for Character Death. It's a messed up ZADR, and it's saddening. I don't think that's a word, but it's a sad story. R&R, but don't if you don't like sad. It's very angsty.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nightmares and Comforts ZADR reviews
ZADR! no like, no read. R&R please. Dib has a nightmare and zim, instinctively finds and comforts him.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim
Dream World ZADR reviews
ZADR! Dib infiltrates Zim's base and finds the Irken injured, so he helps him against his better judgement.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim
Irken Catnip ZADR reviews
ZADR! Dib joins Zim in his quest to take over Earth and finds out what Zim's weakness is...his antennae and like for cuddling.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
DisExpected reviews
Megamind and Kaitlin make out in a closet in an abandoned mansion. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Minion
Kaitlin Merando: Storms and Comforts reviews
Megamind's girlfriend is afraid of storms. Therefore, when she has a nightmare, he comforts her th eonly way he knows how. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete