I'm Crowfeather's girl!

As you can see, i have many stories, go ahead and PM me if you have any ideas that you would would like me to write about

The Walking Dead

I do love The Walking Dead, so if you have any suggestions for me, just drop me a message, I'll gladly write the story for you :D

Favorite The Walking Dead pairings:

Carol/Daryl :)

Lori/Rick

Andrea/Shane

Andrea/Rick (Sometimes...Bleh)

Andrea/Blake

Shippings I hate

Andrea/Daryl

I'll be taking requests to write any The Walking Dead fanfictions I am not sorry to say that I will never write a fic that is Daryl/Andrea. I'm sorry, I just don't like the pairing. I'll write oneshots, or some chapter fics if you like. I'm always in need of more things to write

If there are ice cream trucks in summer, why can't there be Starbucks trucks in winter?

Live today like it's your last day... but pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone so moving my seat won't help. Sincerely, Me

Reason why I check my voicemail: 5% to listen to the message, 95% to get rid of that annoying icon

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity, then it's freakin hilarious.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

I'm bored. Run for the sake of your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. ...My work here is done.

You're funny, but looks aren't everything.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" - W. C. Fields

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Want to find out who your real friends are? Screw up real bad and see who's still there.

When all else fails, lower your standards.

They always say the right guy will come along eventually; well, mine's either lost or got hit by a truck.

The best answer to any emergency situation is to run away screaming in terror.

Sorry, my fault; I forgot you were a complete idiot.

You say I'm crazy; I say I'm just bored.

Personally I think language was developed for our overwhelming need to complain.

have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

The whole world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus!

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

If you're gonna do something wrong, at least have fun doing it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. (I will, I'm not afraid)

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.