What do you get for the woman who has everything?

That was the question that Peter thought about when he has been struggling to figure out what to get his girlfriend Diana Prince the world famous Wonder Woman for her birthday. He remembered when he had been in the middle of college when she had made her debut to the outside world, an ambassador of peace from an island of Greek Amazon women. She spoke of peace and love through the world while fighting and slaying giant monsters; basically easily able to gain respect and admiration from the public and media that he had struggled to gain for years on his own. She was nothing but kind and respectful when they had worked together which was often when she was operating in New York City his city; even eventually setting up the Themysciran Embassy there.

One night after college he had barely managed to stop the Rhino and Sandman working together in a fight that destroyed his apartment building, Diana had helped stop them and tended to him in concern seeing his mask in pieces showing his face and had shielded him from prying eyes as she had taken him to the Embassy to help him recover from his injuries. 'Requests' from the Daily Bugle and the police (without any warrant) that she release custody of Spider-Man or give away his identity so they could know who the menace really is was ignored.

Diana had him rest and he ended up relaying his life as Spider-Man and how it happened to her; she was nothing but sympathetic and sorry that he puts himself through great harm and threat with little reward that impacted his social life and to great scrutiny being led by the Daily Bugle all to make up for a teenage mistake that he greatly regrets.

That he first put himself through this life at a young age...

Diana used the night to smuggle him out when he had a clean bill of health with a mask so that no one would suspect anyone coming out of the building as Spider-Man. However it seemed that Lady Luck decided to be a jerk as he had sold the building space and skipped town with the money as well as the insurance money since the place was so bad hardly anyone was living there. Without home and having trouble with finding jobs, Diana actually gave him a place to stay at the Embassy and put his history of selling pictures to news sources to use as her new exclusive photographer.

Peter considered himself luckier than he deserved to be.

They grew closer as Diana helped him with finding spots to change as Spider-Man and helping him finding part time work which would put his science expertise to work. Diana ended up starting to flirt at him which flustered him as he was actually speechless when she had first asked him out.

It seems that she actually found him being a wise cracking dork charming and though he didn't really understand what she saw in him, he wasn't really complaining.

He had a zipped up jacket as he waited for Diana in her bedroom as she entered in her full Wonder Woman regalia, "Happy birthday Diana!" Peter said with his biggest smile possible which strained his mouth as she smiled at him.

"Thank you Peter but I was kind of expecting a crack about how old I was getting." Diana said smirking as Peter was red in the face as it crossed his mind but he didn't want to risk her wrath if she didn't like it. "I have been told you to expect you here to get my present from you and i am interested to see what you have cooked up." Diana said with her arms folded as Peter unzipped his jacket and took it off.

He was wearing a shirt saying 'I want to be Wonder Woman's boy toy!' that Diana batted an eye towards whenever she saw someone wearing it, was one of the unauthorised shirts that you could find being sold on the streets. "I don't have much to give you that you couldn't get yourself especially since I am unworthy and I needed you to find me a new job and a place to live. So the best I can do is offer myself as a servant boy to you." Peter said as Diana sighed shaking her head as she took his hands.

"Peter; you are a wonderful person with a misunderstood sense of humour and most people misunderstand what they see as a wreckless clown vigilante. Your biggest flaw is that you put too much guilt upon yourself and the weight on your shoulder; anything you could have given me from the heat would have been enough." Diana told him softly as he ended up smiling as Diana always found away to make himself feel better about himself. "But if you want to persist then I would be more than happy to go along with it; do let me know if you are uncomfortable with something." Diana said with a smirk and Peter smiled.

"So do you want me to give you a back massage or I can get on my knees and kiss your boots my Goddess Princess or should I say queen?" Peter suggested and Diana giggled and she got her Lasso and Peter gulped as he ended up allowing her put it around his wrist as she got him up and he was taken aback as she ripped the shirt off him. His face went red as she touched his physique.

"I will give you back what money you wasted on the short but as I enjoy the view I can't help but think that you enjoy being a butt kisser. What do you think of doing so literally?" Diana asked and Peter didn't have time to think of his response as the Lasso forced it out of him.

"Are you kidding? Your incredible ass in the blue part of your leotard with the stars? I would be honoured to kiss it or allow myself to act as your seat. I would be willing to kiss any part of your beautiful sexy body." Peter said feeling his dignity evaporate with each syllable as he got annoyed. "I hate this Lasso!" Peter yelled as Diana chuckled as she got to his jeans and Peter nodded allowing her to pants him so he was in his boxers.

"I want to make this a birthday night to remember but first I feel a bit overdressed so do you think you can help me with that please?" Diana asked as Peter couldn't say yes thanks enough.

They slept in eachother's embrace in Diana's bed as she thought that her dork of a boyfriend and thinking that the only better present she could have on her birthday than time spent with those that she loves would be able to have a child with him later.

Something to think about years in the future.

Wanted to do another Wonder Woman chapter since this month is Diana's 80th birthday. Plus soon after I upload this I will be going to see Venom: Let There Be Carnage and there is DC Fandome starting later today. Once again can I please ask if you have chapter ideas and it can be multiple women those who I have done before but can it be sent via PM please and with a plot idea as I can't really do much with a suggestion for a chapter if I have no clue what plot to go with it.

Thank you.