Our hero would consider himself a simple man. Well... orc. And certainly not a simpleton, mind you, just non-difficult. He has simple wants and simple needs, and modern day conveniences makes fulfilling them very simple indeed. But when something very non-simple happens, it makes his life very very un-non-difficult. Hopefully, he, and the modern world, survives.

Bainil was a thief trying to survive and buy her little sister's expensive medicine.When she heard elves were coming to Gondor, she was happy. Elves were rich.But,she tried to steal from two elven leaders. She got caught, and it changed her life forever. T for language. Fluff,and maybe a one ring,no Sauron, and Frodo's fine.Elrond pushed Isildur into Mount Doom.*On Hiatus*

"Now though from inns and comforts we are banned / We spend our blood that it their safety brings." A poem for the Dúnedain rangers of Arnor. References events in the Akallabêth.

Aragorn prepares for his Midsummer Marriage. Co written with Raksha the Demon

A father and elfling spend the day together. In honor of Fathers Day

When Legolas goes missing Elladan and Elrohir attempt unsuccessfully to organize a search.

Relato de terror ambientado en la Tierra Media. Cuando los elfos abandonan Rivendel y marchan a Valinor, dejan algo más que la bellísima arquitectura élfica atrás. Primer OC masculino que escribo. Este cuento participa en el Reto 9# Cuentos para los que duermen con un ojo abierto, reto del mes de Mayo-Junio del paralizante e irracional foro 'El Poney Pisador'.

Wherein a distressed little Pippin has an encounter with Sam. Oneshot, hobbit family/friendship fluff. Bookverse. Obviously pre-Quest.

The night before a test, Elrohir wonders if he will live up to his father's expectations. I don't own anything, except my own ideas.

It's fourteen years since the fall of Sauron, and Gondor is at peace. But old enemies are stirring beyond her borders, and some have infiltrated Minas Tirith itself, and are waiting for the time to strike…

What the Nazguls secretly thought during the LOTR. Chapter 5 (Chapter 1 not yet written), Post Bruinen. The Nazguls have failed, and now they must face Sauron himself. Oh the horror!

Tudo indicava que a missão do jovem elfo Legolas era guiar Mirkwood para tempos melhores. Mas todas as esperanças de seu povo se frustram quando o belo príncipe sofre uma terrível violência. Será que ele conseguirá superar todas as dores e seguir adiante? Poderá ele ainda ser a Luz que guiará seu povo através da escuridão? Será que ele poderá encontrar a própria paz de espírito?

Elladan has been alone for three years since Elrohir was captured by orcs. For three years he has searched for his twin unsuccessfully. Thirty-five times he has returned to his father's home, empty-handed and without his beloved brother. He has finally found his twin, but will their relationship ever be the same when it is partly Elladan's fault that Elrohir was captured?

Smeagol has a sinister scheme, what else?

Haldir comes to babysit Eldarion while his parents are away. A collection of 50 drabbles; ONESHOT. Written for kilisbovv on tumblr.

Upset after a fight with her brother, Éowyn hides in the stables. Luckily, her cousin Théodred knows all of her favourite hiding spots.

El pequeño Legolas está a punto de meterse en problemas con su hermano mayor y los gemelos de Rivendell... ¡en medio del invierno helado! ¡Ciertos señores elfos van a tener las manos llenas con los jóvenes!

Bilbo empieza a plantearse el enseñarle a Sam a leer.

Written for Teitho "Money" contest. Gondor has had no king in hundreds of years and everyone knows what Stewards are like when it comes to coinage and a steady economy...

Legolas has grown tired of Thranduil's wine, he sets off to kill orcs with his friend, and discovers a new AWESOME drink. (he's been hanging out with humans to long) Has fabulous orc slaying, koola-aid drinking, and tricking Adas.

Les elfes appellent la mort "le don des hommes" et leur immortalité est à la fois une bénédiction et un fléau. Legolas redoute le jour où ses amis mortels auront quitté ce monde et le laisseront seul pour se souvenir. Mais les vraies amitiés ne meurent jamais et legolas apprend que, bien que ses amis doivent le quitter ils lui ont fait un autre don ; le don des hommes. Traduction.

"A ranger in the wilderness, / Yet Gondor he will bless." Two Tolkien-inspired poems: Aragorn's Destiny and Aragorn's Prayer.

The sequel to Coffee. A one shot. Main orc speaker is consumed with revenge, and Glorfindel discovers a awesome tasting food called chocolate cake. Has orc slaying, and more awesomeness! Also stars Elrond, Arwen, and Erestor.

Thranduil e Ithiel luchan lado a lado en las fronteras septentrionales de Doriath. Han crecido juntos, pues son primos. Los sentimientos que han mantenido sepultados en sus corazones aflorarán. Su amor no está permitido y sus caminos se distancian cada vez más. ¿Podrá su amor triunfar o el deber se impondrá sobre sus corazones? [Thranduil x Ithiel (OC)]

Um...the title says it all. I don't hate it I just don't like it. Like not like or dislike. Er...I feel apathetic. Yay, big word.