A few random segments.

Because I had no inspiration to write anything else and throwing random jokes around is what I do when my inspiration doesn't work on anything else.

Adrien, Kagami, Alya and Nino started to stare at the various different Marinettes. She was hit by an Akuma and split into several versions of herself.

"Several of my best dreams start out this way." Adrien noted.

"So were mine; Including a few wet ones." Kagami added, straight faced like usual which made it more awkward and funny.

"TMI, Kagami." Alya said. She had accepted her bestie's poly relationship and got used to Kagami being a total nymphomaniac whom was unashamed about it. So her reply started dry and she had stopped blushing at her comments.

"I made peanutbutter brownies!" a Marinette in a baker's apron said.

"Let me make you a new dress." A version of Marinette dressed as the stereotypical fashionista said to another student.

"I am going to organize a trip. Here are the details…" a Marinette in a business suit, in 'class president mode'

Several other more Marinettes in different costumes walking about doing their thing. "We got to round these Marinettes up, one of them has the earrings and she can help make things whole again." Nino noted.

"No problem." Kagami said as she put two fingers in her mouth and whistled. Suddenly all the Marinettes dropped what they were doing and rushed at Kagami. "yes, Mistress?" they said with a wide smile.

"I trained her well." Kagami said with a smile.

"My girl is not a dog!" Alya said annoyed.

"I know, she never does anything she doesn't want to. Isn't that right, Marinettes?" Kagami noted.

"I like being told what to do." A version of Marinette in…kinky clothing said. "I do anything for you mistress."

"Well, can any of you pass on the Miraculous to Nino for a bit?" Kagami asked.

"Wait, what? But why?" Nino asked.

"You think I'll let a chance like this fly by. You are a good backup Ladybug, I'll amuse myself with my boyfriend and ten girlfriends." Kagami said as the Marinette in the Guardian costume passed Nino the earrings.

"Adrien, bro, do something." Nino noted.

"I'm sorry, but I can't go against Mistress either and…" Adrien said as he bit his lower lip. "…I am fulfilling my fantasy as well."

"You corrupted our sunshine child and cinnamon bun!" Alya moaned.

"They are as bad as me, just not as straightforward about it." Kagami stated with a very small smile that she managed to look smug. "Don't hurry too much taking down this Akuma. He doesn't do real harm and I'm going to take advantage of every second of this." Kagami said as she guided the Marinettes and Adrien somewhere.

"She corrupted them, Nino!" Alya said sadly.

Nino put a hand on their back "There, there…they are eighteen now, they can make their own choices, you have to let them go. And block out all the memories of the squishy bedroom stuff they may do."

"Please transform so we can fix this…" Alya said. Nino complied.

Half an hour later, a normalized Marinette would suddenly look exhausted and befuddled. "Why do I get the feeling I got laid ten times over?"

BONUS

"Apparently Lila got hit and we met all her alternates on our way to our secret fornication space." Kagami noted. "I thought it was the start of a nightmare but then I remembered Masamune needed exercise." Kagami said as she pulled out her sword.

Lila was moaning in pain on the floor. "Why does it feel like I got stabbed in the back ten times over?" Then a piano dropped on her.

"Every freakin' time!" An exasperated piano delivery guy said as his package somehow ended up crushing the Italian liar again;

ALTERNATE BONUS

"I thought it was the start of a nightmare but then I remembered Masamune needed exercise." Kagami said as she pulled out her sword. "I killed all but one."

"Is that murder?" Marinette wondered, though she or anyone had no intention to report Kagami or press charges on Lila's behalf, not even her mom.

"Technically according to law only one Lila Rossi could exist and I could honestly say I thought they were evil…or more evil doppelgangers created by an Akuma and acted in self-defense." Kagami noted.

"Which Lila did you leave alive?" Adrien asked.

A copy of Lila, without the sausage hair, and without an orange jacket came into view. "I want to thank you Kagami for destroying the more evil aspects of me, I was buried so deep inside I thought I would never get out. I am going to get my life on track. I am going to do charities for real, be friends with everyone, repair my relationship with my mom and try out for the drama club. Odd that my evil selves never thought of doing theater or acting."

"You're welcome, and success in your endeavors, good Lila." Kagami greeted.

"I no longer like that name. Call me Gia, that is my middle name. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to donate some money to the animal shelter, so they can buy some toys for the puppies they rescued." Gia said as she took off.

"I'm glad this Lila won't be a problem." Adrien noted.

"I'm going to miss stabbing bitches in the back, though." Kagami noted.

"Chloé's mom is coming to Paris again." Marinette noted.

"You always know how to cheer me up." Kagami said. "Cheer me up some more…"

"Yes mistress!" Marinette said with a coy smile.

"You literally did it fifteen minutes ago!" Alya moaned in frustration.

BONUS TO THE ALTERNATE BONUS

"Yes! I finally delivered the goshdang piano!" the piano delivery guy said, for once the Piano no longer crushing Lila (since with the evil aspects gone, the gypsy curse fades away).

"Yeah…" the woman whom the delivery was made to said sheepishly. "Our son was tired of waiting for the piano so he instead has turned towards the violin, you can take the piano back. I'm sorry." The woman said. She closed the door.

The delivery guy just stood there staring for a while. "I guess it is just you and me now, piano." He sighed in defeat. The boss, whom had given him more chances then he should, said that if the delivery was messed up now, he'd be fired. So this would count. His girlfriend had already left him, and he had no more family so he would be alone tonight. He carried the piano along. "For once I would something in my life to go right."

Then a piece of paper flew in his face. "What the…" he said as he pulled it off. "Holy smoke, a winning lottery ticket. My financial troubles are over. Now, I am not going to make the mistakes from my youth, I will get an expert for the right investments and start building a comfortable life. How can my life get better?"

The piano he delivered got hit by the Akuma of the day…which was an odd akuma that turned everything he hit into 'waifus'. And now the 'waifu', a pretty woman in a black outfit with white striped that resemble the ivories of a piano and long white, straight here, looked at the delivery guy. "Er…hi, I'm Guy."

"I am Piano-chan. Will you tickle my ivories, Guy-sama?"

Guy the delivery guy felt like the happiest man in the world. Even more since for some reason, Piano-Chan didn't vanish after the Miraculous Ladybug.

Five kilometers away, a very pissed of Audrey Bourgeois yelled at people because she lost her lottery ticket, before Kagami stabbed her in the back.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Okay, we are doing one massive class bet. Each of us has to avoid doing on specific thing. The one whom can keeps it all the longest gets everything we put in this pool." Alya said, holding a jar full of euros each classmate has contributed to.

"Alix and Kim can't hold themselves to any other bet but this one. Nino can't listen music, I have to try to not check my blogs, unless there is an Akuma alert, Max needs to stop techno-babbling…" she went on for a bit. "…Sunshine needs to stop punning, Mari can't do anything aside from paid commissions or schoolwork (doing the poor overworked thing a favor and Kagami needs to go without…her consummating with her bottoms every five seconds."

Kagami blinked for a few moments. "I can't do it." She said as she quickly put twenty euros into the jar and lifted Marinette and Adrien over her shoulders. The two didn't put up a fight.

"We'll be gone for an hour…" Marinette said.

"Take or leave an hour." Adrien added before the trio vanished.

"I thought Kagami's competitiveness would have won out…" Alya sighed dissapointedly.

"You should have known she is rich, so what she could gain from this is too little." Nino said as he eyed the jar with the money in it.

"Oh well, let's see how long the rest of us can keep up the bet." Alya noted.

Rose won (she had to try to not smile) and used it to take Juleka out on a date.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Kagami was on top of Adrien and Marinette, pinning the two of them down. That's not too unusual an occurance, but she was not in a romantic mood but a protective one.

"'Gami, I like you on top of me, I really do but can you let us go?" Marinette asked, sounding exasperated. Kagami just growled and looked around the room as if she anticipated a threat coming, protecting them like a dragon defends her treasure.

"Wayhem was not flirting with me, he is just a fan, he is fine with my relationships and was just asking him if I would join him, his boyfriend and their gaming group for a game night." Adrien sighed.

"And that guy just asked me for a commission, and I know for a fact he had a girlfriend already." Marinette added. Kagami just continued with looking all vigilant and protective. "Kagami, I have a commission to finish."

"I'm going to miss my Mandarin lesson." Adrien added.

Kagami didn't budge. Sometimes, the Miraculous side effects freakin' sucked, especially when mixed with jealousy.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"How's your dad? He's been acting weird since you made our relationship public." Kagami asked.

"He's…shocked. Now, he approves of both of you as good matches but he didn't think I'd go for the poly thing. He doesn't even do that steely 'sucked a lemon' look he normally has, he just stared out empty eyed. I notice a lot more deliveries of boxes to our home though, and if I didn't know any better, I'd think those were wine bottles."

"Speaking of which, he is going to personally promote something in a few moments." Marinette noted as she pulled out her phone.

An image played of something involving Gabriel Agreste that was rare. He was smiling in a non-supervillain way. He giggled like a looney. "Imma here to show you what I got for fashion week. Hehe." He slurred his words. "Feast your eyes, bitches!" he said, raising his voice like he was a DJ at a party instead of a fashion designer.

The designs that were shown were…not his usual style; They were crazy. Marinette didn't know how to describe them. They looked like they were designed by a drunk. "This is the newesht line, you have to deal with it. And Audrey…if you hear thish…you're a bitch!" he said as he passed out.

Adrien blinked. "Er…"

"The good news is the video is rapidly gaining millions of likes. The bad news is I don't think they like it for the fashion included." Marinette noted.

"So it seems." Kagami noted.

"Should we get him into rehab? Because dad's a lot funnier and happier this way." Adrien asked.

Hours later, a weird Akuma came out that looked like it was designed by a drunk. They wondered if Hawkmoth started drinking to cope with his constant losses.