(We hear the voice of someone whom sounds like a narrator from a documentary)

"Here we are going to see one of the most remarkable creatures in existence. It is a rare and strong breed and I have the luck of able to find not only an example, but an optimal example…I am talking about the sword bisexual!"

(Kagami is seen walking to her fencing class)

"They are known for being strong, proud and competitive. In this massive herd of Parisians she tests her mettle several times per week against sword gays, sword straights, sword bis and any other sword sexuality you can imagine. This doesn't seem to be a fight for leadership, but brings prestige to the ones whom wins these little competitions. And oh…we see that this sword bisexual is the strongest of all.

(footage of Kagami owning her opponents in fencing matches)

"How remarkable!"

(Seeing footage of one of the fencers taking the mask off, showing Adrien Agreste. Kagami goes up to her and acts affectionate)

"It seems the Sword bisexual has a mate, and this particular specimen we refer to as 'sunshine child'. The Sunshine Child often balances out the intensity of the Sword Bisexual."

(Adrien is seen showing something on his phone to Kagami whom looks confused.)

"While strong, the Sword Bisexual can often be sheltered but luckily this mate also got that covered."

(Kagami checks her watch, decides she still has time and drags Adrien to the showers)

"Like any creature, both the Sword Bisexual and the Sunshine Child take great care of their hygenic needs and Oh…I have to cut this footage out because they decided to mix hygiene with engaging in the mating ritual…It seems this Sword Bisexual is extremely virile. How remarkable!"

(Kagami is seen leaving the gym none worse for the wear, Adrien behind her, staggering a bit. They would go to the park to meet up with Marinette.)

"Oh, what a pleasant surprise. We seem to have found another unique species. This is a type of creature that is helpful, pleasant, creative…"

(As Marinette talks to them, she doesn't see where she is going and trips over a tree root)

"…a little clumsy. This is what we call a Disaster Bisexual. And oh…"

(Adrien and Kagami kiss it better for Marinette)

"It seems that trio are all mates with each other. This is a very rare thing to behold and witness. Remarkable!"

(they go over to Marinette's house and her bedroom)

"It seems the Disaster Bisexual is very welcoming to her mates and is very comfortable with their presence in her nest. Now, despite the name, the Disaster Bisexuel is very diligent in her process of creation."

(Marinette is working on a piece while talking with Marinette and Adrien. At a certain point Marinette is really pushing herself and Kagami drags her off to cool down.)

"Now we see how they compliment even more as the Sword Bisexual helps the Disaster Bisexual to not get overworked and oh…they engage in passionate fornication. It seems she didn't want her other mate being left out of the mating process. Remarkable, in how the Sword Bisexual gives equal attention to both mates. Now she allows the Sunshine Child to have his turn with their mutual mate. And now the three engage in fornication together. Look at the stamina, so remarkable!"

(After getting dressed the three kiss goodbye and part ways)

"Unfortunately the three have their own nests to return to so the trio part ways, though no doubt they will meet again soon. Let's follow the Sword Bisexual for a bit longer and see what she gets up to to the way of their nest."

(Kagami passes a place and sees Audrey Bourgeois yell at someone at a door, not being let in. Kagami goes over to her, stabs her in the back with her sword and scurries off, as Audrey lay down in terrible pain)

"It seems the Sword Bisexual does not tolerate someone of the species Entitled Bitch in her territory. In most cases they'll fight off this unremarkable species but has decides to go for a swift one hit takedown to spare time and energy. Though being the Entitled Rich Bitch, she will not learn from this mistake with the result that the Sword Bisexual may attack her many times over in the future."

"Hey kid, what are you doing with that camera? You can't record anyone without consent!"

"I have been spotted by a predator which is known as the Police Man. This individual now has to run for its life."

"Your parents will hear about this, you will be in so much trouble! Stop right there!"