"It's an emergency! Tikki has the munchies. Ladybug tries to transform and now she is eating all pies in sight!" Chat Noir told Ryuko.

Ryuko blinked. She detransformed, discarded her clothes and grabbed a few strawberry pies and started to rub them all over herself.

"What are you doing?" Chat asked blushing.

"Making sure she comes after my pie!" Kagami said as a matter of fact. The hunger-crazy Ladybug moved away from the pies she was eating to see her goddess covered in pie filling and crust. "Come and get me!" Ladybug didn't hesitate and pounced.

"You have to learn that not every problem with Ladybug can be solved with sex." Chat Noir said. He was then dragged down in the threesome. "Though it is way more fun." Chat had to admit.

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"Oh my gosh, what the hell are you wearing?" Ladybug said as she looked at the new Akuma. "It is like twenty clown outfits were sewn together and thrown up upon.

"I know, right?" the Akuma slurred as he hiccuped. "The boss is drunk as fudge and it starts to leek into me. I can barely thing coharen-Cihoren-citronho-I can't think right." The Akuma said as he stumbled. He tried to fire his weapon but he hit the wrong target, turning a lamppost into a balloon that was shaped very phallic-like. "You see, I can't hit the broadside of a barn."

"Let's resolve this quickly." Ladybug said. "It hurts my eyes."

"The shape of the balloons gives me ideas, though." Ryuko noted.

"Is there a moment when you don't have your mind on-" Chat noted.

"Nope!" Ryuko cut him off.

"Oh my gosh, Audrey has been hit by the akuma!" Mayor Bourgeois said as he looked at the phallic balloon where his wife once stood…still wearing the gaudy hat and sunglasses.

"I don't see a difference!" Chloé snarked.

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"Hiya Felix, it has been a long time. So…whom are your friends?" Adrien asked his lookalike cousin.

"They are my girlfriends. They have been…helping me deal with my father's death in a more healthy way, knocked some sense into me. I have a lot to make up…But I'm improving I swear." Felix noted.

Kagami and Marinette looked a bit wide eyed (hard to tell with Kagami, whom is pretty stone faced) in that Felix' girlfriends looked a lot like them. "So…Bridgette was it?" Marinette asked her doppleganger, whom had longer hair in pigtails and a ahoge on top of her head.

"Yes." Bridgette replied. She looked Marinette over. "I like your outfit."

"Thanks, I made it myself." Marinette noted. "Fashion is my passion."

"I craft as well, but I do jewelry, want to see my sketches?" Bridgette asked.

"Love to." Marinette said.

Kagami looked at her doppelganger. The other girl wore an outfit that was burgundy instead of white and her hair was longer as well in a neat ponytail. "Tsurugi Kagami!" Kagami introduced herself with a polite bow.

"Magatama Mira." The other girl said as she bowed in return. Mira looked at Kagami. "So, do you work out?"

"I'm a champion fencer." Kagami added.

"I'm a kendo champion." Mira noted.

"You know, I believe I may have heard of you." Kagami said as she treid to recall something. "So…how is your relationship."

"Wonderful. We have lots of mindblowing sex!" Mira said. "I'm the top."

"So am I." Kagami noted. "I have invented my own position called the 'limber dragon'. All you have to do is…" Kagami started to go into detail, as Mira looked on as a model student listening to her teacher.

Alya walked in…she saw Adrien and his identical cousin, Marinette dorking out with Bridgette and Kagami and Mira…they were making some very explicit gestures with their hands which knowing Kagami she could guess what was being discussed. She blinked a few times and just muttered: "Nope!" as she raised her hands and walked off.

Later that day, the heroes went to fight the AKuma of the day…only to find a trio of heroes also at the scene. "Oh?" Chat Noir asked.

"Yeah, we're normally operating from England, but we're passing through at the moment." Chat d'Ebon said. "Hope you are not feline bad about us intruding on your turf."

"Are you fur real?" Chat Noir joked back.

"Oh my god, you have a dork too?" Ladybug asked her look-a-like counterpart.

"Yeah, I love him but the puns…" Ladybird replied.

"So…do you also think that the bodysuits showing off their gorgeous bodies are the best thing ever?" Ryuko asked her counterpart Ryujin.

"Definitely, and I don't mind teasing them with how little my bodysuit would leave to the imagination.

The Akum looked back and forth between two group of heroes, a butterfly hologram over his face as Hawkmoth was also watching in. "Nope!" Hawkmoth said through the Akuma's mouth and revoked the butterfly.

Not that any noticed as the Chats were still in a pun-off, the Ladies were bonding over dorky boyfriends and the nymphomaniac dragonesses were gushing about the bods of their bottoms.