The Hazbin Hotel
After Angel, Cherri, & Molly helped Blitzø escape the studio, they took him to the Hazbin Hotel formerly known as the Happy Hotel.
"Hey Charlie, look who we brought." Angel called out
"Oh my gosh! You're Blitzø!" Charlie gasped as she took Blitzø's hand & shook "I'm so happy to meet you! I'm Charlie, the Princess of Hell & founder of the Hazbin Hotel!"
"Nice to meet you, your highness." Blitzø said "I'm Blitzø, the O is silent, & I'm the founder of I.M.P"
"Yeah I know, also call me Charlie." Charlie said
"Okay." Blitzø said
"Come with me, I want to know more about you." Charlie said
"While the two of you are getting acquainted, how about me & Angie fix up something deliziosa." Molly said
"I could eat." Blitzo said
Charlie led Blitzø to the dining room & sat down on one of the tables.
"So, this is the hotel you were talking about on the news?" Blitzø said
"Yes, I'm trying to guide the sinners into redemption so they can get into heaven." Charlie said
"Really?" Blitzø said "Is that even possible?"
"Well, we'll never know unless we try?" Charlie said "What does I.M.P do?"
"Oh, I.M.P stands for Immediate Murder Professionals." Blitzø said
"So basically you're hitmen?" Charlie assumed
"Yeah." Blitzø said
While they were eating
"So Charlie, how's the progress with the hotel?" Blitzø asked
"Well, we don't have any customers yet." Charlie sighed
"Why do you care about redeeming sinners anyway?" Blitzo said "Shouldn't you be following in your Dad's steps?"
"Because I hate seeing them slaughtered on the Extermination & I believe there's something good in them." Charlie said
"You think so?" Blitzø said curiously
"I know so." Charlie said
"How does your dad feel about this project?" Blitzø asked
"He's not happy with it & he says I'm a failure." Charlie said as Blitzø became shocked "I guess he was right about me."
"Don't you dare say that." Blitzø said
"What?" Charlie said confusingly
"Your old man was just being an asshole since he is the devil himself." Blitzø said "If that's what he thinks about you, then he doesn't deserve you as his daughter."
"You really mean that?" Charlie asked surprisingly
"Of course, you're more than that & you shouldn't let those words get into your head like that." Blitzø said "Listen, Charlie
(Epoch by Savlonic)(I don't own this song)
Everyone makes mistakes
I've had more than my share
But it's ok 'cause I'm gonna repair it
They say there are no retakes
But I just don't agree, no, this show
Is of my own making
Take it back to the start
I've had a change of heart
I know we can make it better than it ever was
I know we can make it better
I know we can make it better than it ever was
I know we can make it better
I know there's things to change
The path that I could choose is loose and
I must find a new one
Our fates are not yet written
I will take the warning, choose a
Way that's less destructive
Yeah, I know
We look back
But we have only seen one path
Can't you see?
We are free
To choose our destiny
And be the way we want to be
A second chance, you just need to believe
Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe,
believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe...
"Wow Blitzø, that's so sweet of you." Charlie said as she was touched
"Tell you what." Blitzø said "I have a previous client who used to be a good person until she made a bad choice that made her end up here. I could have her come here, so you can help her get into heaven."
"Really? You'll do that for me & the hotel?" Charlie asked surprisingly
"Of course I will." Blitzø nodded
"Thank you, Blitzø." Charlie said as she hugged him "You're like the supportive father I've always wanted."
"You're welcome, Charlie." Blitzø smiled as he hugged her back
Unbeknownst to them, Vaggie was watching them the whole time. She was touched by how Blitzø made Charlie happy & had taken a liking to him & thought maybe he wasn't so bad after all
"Charlie! There's a mob out in the lobby & they're demanding to see Blitzø." Niffty said
"Blitzø get behind the stage, we're gonna put on a performance." Charlie said
With Alastor & the mob
"Now now, settle down everyone, you will all have a chance to see him." Alastor said
Then Niffty came up & whispered something in Alastor's ear
"Ah, ladies & gentlemen, we have a spectacular performance waiting just for you." Alastor announced
Alastor led to the dining room where the stage was.
"Ladies & gentlemen, introducing Blitzø & Charlie Magne." Alastor said
The curtains opened & revealed Blitzø sitting by a piano & Charlie sitting on it. Blitzø started playing the piano
(Inside Every Demon Is A Rainbow by Elsie Lovelock)(I don't own this song)
_Charlie_
I have a dream,
I'm here to tell.
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel
_Blitzø_
Yes it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
_Charlie_
Inside of every demon is a rainbow,
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
_Blitzø_
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
_Charlie & Blitzø_
We can turn them 'round
They'll be heaven-bound
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here
All of you cretins, sluts and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers
Need not fear
Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!
_Blitzø_
There'll be no more fire
And no more screams,
_Charlie_
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams,
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
_Charlie & Blitzø_
Once you check in with me
So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!
You'll be complete, It'll be so neat
Our service can't be beat, You'll be on easy street.
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel
After they finished, the crowd went wild