Pagemaster96

Regarding the name, there is an old movie called Pagemaster that I liked and it fit the kind of person I am. If I were to learn that I had a week left to live, I wouldn't change my life-style at all, I would continue spending every spare moment of my time reading/writing fan-fiction. As I write this, I realize that that probably sounds sad to you, but if the grim reaper himself told me it was time, I would say, "can I finish this chapter first?" That is how big my fan-fiction addiction is, yes, I acknowledge I have a problem but I don't care! Before I started reading fan-fiction via cellphone, I was always reading regular books. Once I ran out of books that I wanted to read, I started having symptoms of withdrawal, I was twitchy, moody, angry and had constant headaches. Whether it was psychosomatic (all in my head) or not, I have an ACTUAL addiction to reading that, when not sated, leads to actual physical symptoms.

That fact does not bother me at all. I am somewhat bothered that I'm not bother by that though, if that makes sense. I have a tendency to go to tangents when I write, if that isn't obvious already.

Random thought after listening to "Monster" by skillet: "Is this supposed to be the jinchuriki theme song? Because damn it fits!"

Random thought: In theory, if zombies were a real thing, even if you ignore the decomposition thing, if they were walking dead-style zombies, how the hell would they cause the apocalypse?! Their speed is subpar even for a lazy-ass like me, thought limitless stamina makes up for it, and once you pump a few rounds into the chest and they don't die or stay down more than a few seconds, wouldn't it be instinctive to attempt to blow their head off regardless of whether or not you knew the secret?

Another thought: Does anyone else see the similarities between Jesus and Shinobi from Naruto? Walking on water, check! Healing the sick, check! Performing Miracles...Pain brought a bunch of dead people back to life, so I think we got that covered!

Regarding Naruto stories: I would like to make a general suggestion to all writers, try using minor characters as the main character, or at least people that aren't Naruto. Just about any idea you could think of, its probably been done or someone did something incredibly similar. He's just about tapped out as far as I can see. He's been given kekkei genkai ,or had his personality changed to fit the theme of the story (I've done it, so I know), just about every possible angle has been covered. I'm not saying stop writing stories of that nature, I'm just saying someone should use other character's more often. I would, but you people know my update speed is terrible, writing more stories would be a bad idea for me.

My stories: I do not plan anything ahead of time, except a few things like abilities I want my protagonists to have. I make everything up as I go along, and in most cases I write my chapters in one sitting after I've done a lot of reading. Also, if you want to use my ideas to make your own story, and I mean the concept of my actual stories not the list of story ideas, go ahead, you could even steal my story up to the point I'm at now and take it in whatever direction you want from there. If you think about it, that's what just about everyone on this site does, except we do it with actual canon material from someone that made money off of their ideas. Seriously, you can take my story and write it in any direction you want from wherever you choose to diverge from. This is just an alternative hobby to reading for me.

The Ideas!: Seriously, you people can use those if you want, I put them up there because I know they would never get finished if I did it, the stories I posted will probably never be finished! I do ask of you, let me know if you want to try your hand at it, simply because I want to read it, and remember, the "conditions" are how I would do things and what I think would be good for the story, you don't have to follow those at all.