John was looking out a window in his house in his hometown of Hanover, Pennsylvania. He wanted to move back to the states after he married his wife Toka, but didn't want to take her away from her friends, so they all decided to move with him. He bought them all houses since his family was rich and he had the cash. As they had a pool Party at John's house, Toka walked up to her husband and asked, "You okay?"
"Yeah, I just can't believe you guys all left Japan to make me happy." John said before kissing her. Toka then said, "yeah, we didn't want to see you leave our lives." John smiled and said, "Well, let me give you a basic rundown of your… American Ride." Soon music started playing and John started singing.
[JOHN]: Winters getting colder, Summer gettin warmer
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon it's cheaper by the barrel
Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols
[Chorus]
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
[JOHN]: Mama gets her box off watchin desperate housewives
Daddy works his ass off payin for the good life
Kids on the youtube learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl
[Chorus]
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
[JOHN]: Poor little Lithamus, America's town.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note
Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.
[Chorus]
That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Hot dog, Hot damn.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh yeah,
Na na na na na na na na…
Na na na na na na na na…
Na na na na na na na na…
"Nice singing John." Nagisa said to his friend. John smiled and thanked Nagisa for the compliment. John then said, "I wanted to sing that song for sometime now." That was when he heard a voice say," John?" Looking at who said it, John sighed as he saw Viola Fenton, a cheerleader from his old school. John then said, "What do you want Viola?" and she said, "Can't believe that the scrawny kid I knew is you is all." John scoffed at that statement and said, "well I am, how do you like me now?!" That was when the perfect song came on and John sung that too.
[JOHN]: I was always the crazy one
I broke into the stadium
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one
And the valedictorian so
Under your number I wrote "call for a good time"
I only wanted to catch your attention
But you overlooked me somehow
Besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
And I played my guitar too loud.
How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?
When I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married into money girl
Aint it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.
He never comes home
And you're always alone
And your kids hear you cryin down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin
Who could that be singin
It's me baby, with your wake up call!
How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?
Tell me baby...
I will preach on…
"So Viola, how about you get off my property before I call the cops." John said in a pissed off tone but smiled as she walked off speechless. John then looked at his friends and family and told them, "Girl I used, USED, to have a thing for but not anymore." Toka chuckled and said, "I know honey." John smiled and kissed her again.