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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter. I'm burned out for the moment, but I hope to continue writing sometime soon, possibly after SATs or over the summer. I think I've just been writing too much, too fast, and not only is it showing in my attitude towards writing any more, it shows in some of the appallingly careless errors. Also, 'Letter' will probably never be finished. Frankly, only the first chapter is really worth reading; it stands on its own anyway. |
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Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,641 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., OC
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15921 - Favs: 13,803 - Follows: 13,407 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11696 - Favs: 23,328 - Follows: 8,305 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
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Severus Snape, Hogwarts Dropout reviews
After the Shrieking Shack Incident, Severus has had enough. Not quite a crackfic, but not far off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Severus S.
A Letter From Azkaban reviews
In his cell, Snape writes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Severus S.
Shades of the Past reviews
AU. The Statute of Secrecy was repealed during the Voldemort War. Muggles and wizards have an uneasy truce, but there is a new threat rising: The shade of Vortigern has been summoned, jeopardizing that fragile peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Chronicles of Mrs Black reviews
Being an account of the years prior to the war, and the war itself. Heavily AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Star reviews
ShadesVerse ficlet. How Peter 'persuaded' Severus to go to Hollywood with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., Peter P.
Moments reviews
Six moments in the course of a relationship. SSxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Perspective reviews
From farther away, you see more of the big picture, and who's farther away from the popular kids than an outcast? MWPP Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Stay reviews
A brief encounter between Draco Malfoy and Remus Lupin at the end of 3rd year. Odd, and slightly disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Draco M., Remus L.
Unforgivable reviews
Remus Lupin, on the humiliation of Severus Snape. Slight unrequited RLxSS. Drabble and a Half.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Brilliance reviews
Tom Riddle, on the perils of intellect. Drabble and a Half.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Tom R. Jr.
What's in a Name? reviews
Draco Malfoy, on his name. Double Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M.