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Once upon a time there was an author who had absolutely nothing better to do with her life so she decided to make a Fanfiction account. However, this particular author did notalone make a Fanficiton account to write stories, but so she could also write down this paragraph in her profile. And that author was...

Rita Hill.

Age: 16

My favorite eras: anything from the 50s-70s!

Hobbies: I act, I play the piano, I write poetry, lyrics, and short stories, and I love hair!

Favorite Famous People: Johnny Depp, Gene Wilder , Mel Brooks, Denis Leary, Nathan Lane, Steve Martin, Seth Green, Conan O'Brian, Mel Brooks, Dom Deluise, and Michael Ian Black.

Favorite Shows: Listing them has been known to kill small animals and destroy the rainforest...oh,it is also known to bore readers.

Favorite Movies: The Jerk, The World's Greatet Lover, Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother, The Producers, The Producers remake, High Anxiety, Silent Movie, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, The Sixth Sense, History of the World Part I, the Pink Panther, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Haunted Honeymoon, Life Stinks, Fatso, Sleepy Hollow, Secret Window, Anchorman,and the entire Austin Powers Series... and probably more. :)