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Author has written 69 stories for South Park, StarTrek: Voyager, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Casablanca, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Moby Dick, Your Highness, Rango, Misc. Movies, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Spaceballs, Reservoir Dogs, Boardwalk Empire, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, 2003, Maltese Falcon, StarTrek: Other, Parodies and Spoofs, Veggie Tales, Pineapple Express, Family Guy, Con Air, and God's Not Dead.

Some of you used to know me by a slightly different name. That name now has a new account. If you're looking for a particular story, just P.M. me.

The reason for the change:

As I've been getting more serious about my creative career, my online identity has been growing more and more transparent, leaving me very conflicted about my online fanfiction. I'm working towards publishing some original content, and the bulk of my fanfiction should not be the first thing potential readers see.

However, there's a handful of stories that I actually would like to have to my name; those, I am moving to a brand new account. Most of those are the thought-out, "canon friendly" stories. The more "fanfic-y" stuff--shipping fics, drabble, crude parodies, and just plain indulgence--will remain here.

SHIPS DOCKED AT MY PORT:

Star Trek

Paris/Torres

Chakotay/Seven

Seven/Hugh

Chakotay/Pairs

Kes/Q (Any Q)

Kes/Suder

(Adult) Naomi/Icheb

Miral Paris/Alxander Rozhenko

Ezri Dax/Julian Bashir

Moriarty/Dr. Pulanski

Georgie La Forge/Warp Core

MCU:

IronStrange

WinterIron

FrostIron

FrostWitch

WinterWitch

WinterGhost

GalagaHart

Nat/Clint

Peter Parker/Princess Shuri

Captain Marvel/Valkyrie

South Park (relax, most fics age them up)

Shelly/Kevin (Mine was possibly the first story on this site to ship this pairing)

Kenny/Christophe (See above)

Shelly/Trent Boyett (Again, see above)

Pip/Damien

Tweek/Craig

Wendy/Tolken

Big Gay Al/Mr. Slave

Saddam Hussein/Satan

(Both of those last two are canon, by the way)

Other:

Reducto/Inch-High Private Eye ("Harvey Birdman")

Han Solo/Boba Fett (you can thank "Robot Chicken" for that one)

Dame Vaako/Toombs ("Chronicles of Riddick")

Other things I am trash for:

Maquis mutinies

"What-if" AUs

Alternate timelines seen in canon being fleshed out

Minor characters getting the lime-light

"Steve-critical" Avenger fics

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Rocketship Voyager by Odon reviews
First serialized in the 1954 September to November editions of "Incredible Tales of Scientific Wonder", here is the classic space opera that inspired the 1990's UPN television series.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Just The Way You Are by Laura Schiller reviews
Coda to "Unimatrix Zero". Seven regrets no longer being the same woman Axum loved. Chakotay shows her she doesn't have to be. Pre-C/7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2020 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Every Damn Day by Lady Dudley reviews
Sequel of sorts to "First & Forever": Seven contacts Naomi after exacting her revenge. Mild Picard Spoilers.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2020 - [Icheb, Naomi W.] Seven of Nine - Complete
First & Forever by Lady Dudley reviews
CAUTION: Contains (minor) Star Trek: Picard spoilers. Naomi and Seven deal with the events leading up to 'Stardust City Rag'.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2020 - [Icheb, Naomi W.] Seven of Nine - Complete
One More Light by Laura Schiller reviews
Missing scenes from "Imperfection". Seven's illness and Icheb's sacrifice affect Chakotay more deeply than he lets on. C/7. Requested by Alaster Boneman.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2019 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Doctor, Icheb - Complete
Mrs Columbo by Sophia Hawkins reviews
Columbo always tells people about his wife while he's out on a case, but how much of what he tells them about Mrs. Columbo is actually real?
Columbo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 8/31/2014
Soft Focus by scifiromance reviews
The 'curse of the holodeck' strikes again for Kathryn, B'Elanna and Seven! Their simple game of Velocity is turned upside down by a malfunction and they find themselves being thrown between programmes, including the cliché holonovela romances no one wants to admit to ever running... Canon pairings. Crew wide friendship and banter. :) Co-authored with TheLadyMage!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,407 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8/2019 - Published: 12/12/2016 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine, B. Torres
Jolan'tru: A Romulan in the Delta Quadrant by NaginiFay reviews
Trumari is a Romulan. A Romulan who grew up on Vulcan. That didn't work out so well. Trumari used to be a spy. That didn't work out so well. Then she was a Maquis. That didn't work out so well. Now she's a secretary, on a Starfleet ship, stuck out in the Delta Quadrant. That is probably not going to work out so well, either. And Vorik? Vorik is a twerp.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 9/14/2017 - T. Paris, B. Torres, Vorik, OC
Disconnect by cojack reviews
C/7. AU where Chakotay and Seven remain mentally linked during "Scorpion – Part II" despite the Doctor's best efforts to disconnect them. Someone else helps.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,287 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Kes - Complete
Vignettes featuring Ro Laren by Loki's Son reviews
A collection of one shots chronicling Ro's time with the Maquis.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 286,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Ro L.
Eternal Lines To Time by Laura Schiller reviews
Lieutenant Ducane of the Timeship "Relativity" remembers when history first came alive for him. It began with a tour of the Voyager Museum, guided by a 500-year-old hologram. Warning: character deaths.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Doctor, Seven of Nine] - Complete
In Thy Name by scifiromance reviews
Seven's health takes a life-threatening turn at the worst possible time, leaving her husband and extended Voyager family to struggle with heartbreaking decisions. Even one last miracle may come with its own costs... C/7. Unaltered Endgame timeline AU.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,656 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Doctor, K. Janeway
The Neutrino Entraptor by Amalgam000 reviews
Six months after Voyager's return to the Alpha Quadrant, Admiral Janeway and her new Delta Quadrant Unit receive a cry for help from an unexpected source. To answer it, they must test out B'Elanna's groundbreaking but risky research, and in so doing, come to terms with the changes that have affected them since their return. A post-series story. Janeway/Chakotay Romance.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,041 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Complete
Half Human by Michael Atkins reviews
A continuation of the story of Sela, Tasha Yar's half-Romulan daughter, told through a meeting with Voyager's B'Elanna Torres
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2017
Émigré by Indignant Lemur reviews
A tear in the fabric of space and time has consequences that echo across ages; an unexpected arrival from the twenty-first century challenges a nation's perceptions and sets a most unlikely precedent. An exploration of Andorian culture from a Human's POV.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,392 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 8/18/2011
Broken Mirrors by ShadowsHideYou reviews
More misadventures with Holodeck Technology. The crew of DS9 is unwittingly pulled into a simulation of Germany on the eve of WW2. Please read the Author's Note at the beginning. The title is inspired by a few different things.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 10/23/2016
Pilgrimage by jamelia116 reviews
Note: Additional Chapters Added in April 2017! Tuvok's wife T'Pel comes to Deep Space Nine after his disappearance on Voyager, convinced that he still lives. Can Benjamin Sisko provide her with the one thing a Vulcan will never admit to needing: hope? Years later, T'Pel knows Tuvok has survived, but how much longer must she wait to see him again?
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,581 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kasidy Y., B. Sisko, Tuvok - Complete
Less Than Perfect by scifiromance reviews
The aborted holodeck experiments and the revelation of the emotional failsafe in her cortical node not only cut Seven off from the best of emotions, but also left her vulnerable to the worst ones... 'Human Error' S07xE18 AU.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay] Doctor, K. Janeway
Beyond My Knowing by Jessi Knight reviews
Fleeing a broken heart, Kes travels alone up to the surface of her barren world, seeking adventure and a new start. She finds a home with Anara, a beautiful Kazon woman with two young children who's been cast out by her people for her failing eyesight. Facing danger from Anara's people, Kes saves them from starvation, and she and Anara fall in love. Femslash
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,488 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Kes, OC]
Somebody's Hero by Laura Schiller reviews
Missing scenes from "The Haunting of Deck Twelve". Tal Celes saw more than one hero that night.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [T. Celes, W. Telfer] H. Kim - Complete
What We Live For by Jessi Knight reviews
Kathryn Janeway arrives in the DMZ looking for her wayward sister, Phoebe, and ends up joining the Maquis and championing their cause. B'Elanna and Seska, two among the Maquis rebels, are in love... but is it real, or is B'Elanna being played for a fool by a cunning Cardassian spy who shares her bed? Femslash
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - K. Janeway, Seska, B. Torres
The Voice by cojack reviews
Three Federation citizens meet for an unknown purpose after a quadrant-wide search by Star Fleet.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Lwaxana T., C. Chapel, Number One - Complete
Sandcastles by sam938 reviews
After Basics, Chakotay's child ends up on Voyager. The fallout is disturbing, and he has no idea how to cope, especially when the unknowns are threatening Voyager's every move through what should be safe space, and Janeway is on a determined mission to destroy the enemy, no matter what. Long. J/C. Finished in 1998.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 90,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete
Star Trek: The Journey Ahead by Curios Gelatin reviews
Despite the presence of the stable Bajoran wormhole just ahead of Deep Space Nine for almost twelve years, the Federation hasn't even begun to chart the deeper mysteries and civilizations that lie in waiting for them almost half a galaxy away. To this end, the USS Beyond has been commissioned to undertake one of Starfleet's most dangerous exploratory missions yet.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 10/21/2015
The Volunteer by Six of Twelve reviews
Seven of Nine tells Captain Janeway how she came to be chosen to represent the Borg Collective in their collaboration to defeat Species 8472.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2015 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Irrelevance v2 by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
Ten years after returning to the Alpha Quadrant, Naomi Wildman expected to be challenged at Starfleet Academy, expected to achieve her ambitions and one day return to Voyager. Naomi hadn't expected to reunite with an old friend, her "new" Astrometrics instructor, nor did she expect to struggle with growing feelings for him either... Or him for her. What's a cadet to do? COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,285 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Naomi W., Icheb] - Complete
Sainte Claire: Summer by Sareki and RSB reviews
Two eighteen year olds fall in love in the summer of 1936. (Bobby/Brigitte from The Killing Game, P/T (ish), Rated R for language and sexual content)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 9/26/2015 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
The Show goes on by Gugelhupf reviews
Sort of an alternate ending for most characters. Because I needed some closure and the characters just deserved it. The Emcee manages to indirectly bring some peolple back together. Doesn't contradict the canon though, so don't worry - I didn't mess with the powerful ending it already has. Set somewhere in the finale I guess.
Cabaret - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Emcee - Complete
Tempus Frigid by quantumsilver reviews
It's cold. Or is it?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Chakotay - Complete
Revelations by Sareki02 reviews
(Paris, Torres, Seska) Set during their first few months in the Delta Quadrant, B'Elanna has to separate fact from fiction with respect to Tom Paris. Rated PG-13
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2015 - T. Paris, Seska, B. Torres - Complete
Doing something for the ship by OPYKJ reviews
Suder never killed any crew member on Voyager. He sought help for his violent tendencies and now he wants to repay Voyager for their trust in him, the only way he knows. Dark.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Dissonance by Photogirl1890 reviews
Written for the VAMB 2015 Secret Summer exchange. B'Elanna finds herself envious of Tom's family.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2015 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
The Heart Has Its Reasons by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag to "Human Error". Seven asks Tuvok for help in suppressing her feelings for Chakotay - but his advice isn't what she expected.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay] Tuvok - Complete
Burdens by Laura Schiller reviews
Set after "Workforce". Billy and Celes have always leaned on each other for support, but that may no longer be enough.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [T. Celes, W. Telfer] - Complete
Contrary by Teya reviews
Stardate 55403: Driven by recurring nightmares, Chakotay goes home—and on a planet struggling to redefine itself, at long last comes face-to-face with his past. C/7, post "Endgame" timeline. Rated M for adult themes and language. Follows "The Ultimate Cheesecake Challenge." WIP.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine]
When Sam Met Joel by mnfowler reviews
A slash relationship between Sam Spade and Joel Cairo couldn't be suggested in "The Maltese Falcon." Or could it? Smoel?
Maltese Falcon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Complete
The Adventures of Proton Junior by stardustinthesky reviews
It was supposed to be a quiet Saturday. Tom, Harry and Miral have a different kind of day planned for B'Elanna.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2015 - H. Kim, T. Paris, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
We To I by Laura Schiller reviews
Being a twin can be difficult, let alone with a Borg neural link. Megan Delaney meets Rebi.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Azan, Rebi - Complete
Legacy by cojack reviews
C/7. AU where Seven and Chakotay become trapped with the Ventu during the episode "Natural Law"
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay] - Complete
Elegies by Delwin reviews
Laying the dead to rest, Season 1, post- "Faces". Paris & Torres
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2015 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Sunrise Talks by Mixed-Shades reviews
Sometimes, even what seems to be one of the most ordinary phenomena, like the sunrise, may bring hope to those who need it. This applies to both the Mole and Mysterion. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Christophe, Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
More Than Just a Clone (Not Just a Copy of a Man) by LongLiveTheClones reviews
Commander Bly receives Order 66 and has to make a split-second decision whether to shoot the General he has served for three years. (Written before the mind-control chips became canon.) Has the General ever seen him as more than just a clone! Generous amounts of whump and romance. Features characters from Karen Traviss' "Republic Commando" series. A/U story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aayla S., Stormtroopers - Complete
Aurora by Teya reviews
Stardate 54999: Following Voyager's return to the Alpha Quadrant, Chakotay and Seven spend a winter evening on Earth. C/7. Follows "Endgame." Updated to split story into chapters; no substantial changes.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 7/21/2002 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Infinite Combinations by Teya reviews
Stardate 54937: While Chakotay is off the ship on an away mission, Seven finds herself a subject of Voyager's rumor mill. C/7, but I have a bit of good-natured fun with other pairings. Set between "Renaissance Man" and "Endgame." Updated to split story into chapters; no substantial changes.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Icheb, Naomi W. - Complete
Tinker, Golfer, Doctor, Trill by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #5: "Back from the Dead?" on the Star Trek Online forums. With the USS Bajor scheduled to head for the Delta Quadrant to fight the Vaadwaur, science chief Commander Birail Riyannis takes a layover at Deep Space 9 as an opportunity for her zhian'tara.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Surviving by scifiromance reviews
Chakotay, Harry and Seven of Nine are the sole survivors of Voyager's attempt to return the whole crew to Earth, but can they learn to live their lives under the shadow of their friends' deaths? 'Timeless' AU. Some Seven/OC and Chakotay/OC but C/7 theme throughout.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] H. Kim
Star Trek: Will's Baby by wysha.thorne reviews
This is in no way tied to the TOS fanfic (Chekov's Baby), although it does mention Chekov having a baby etc. Contains mpreg, of course, and the usual stuff in Star Trek.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2014
We All Have Our Obligations by DarkandGritty reviews
A story of the relationship that develops between Margaret (Schroeder, Thompson) nee Rowan and everyones favorite gambling addict, Arnold Rothstein. What happens when he finds himself embracing a charitable and philanthropic side of himself? Surely there are ulterior motives, or maybe he simply enjoys her company for her solid work ethic? Time will tell. M for later chapters.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Margaret S., Arnold R.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15109 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
The Folly of the Stewards by cojack reviews
C/7. Set in AU#2 established in fanfiction story "Alternatives." Follows Phstk's journey to evade the so-called 'Multiverse Stewards' and return to his own universe with the help of Chakotay and Seven.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Escape, (Muppets Most Wanted) by FoxieSango reviews
A Nadyatine fanfiction. A type of toxic gas has been released inside of the Gulag. What affect does the resulting chaos have on Nadya and Constantine? (Muppets Most Wanted)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Lord of the Dance by Alpha Flyer reviews
Chakotay and Tom Paris: Voyager was the second time they shared a ship. This is what happened the first time.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014
Shrouded Vision by Celery1126 reviews
AU. He flirted with countless people, even within the rebels, but not a single one of them brought that feeling back…until he met Kyle. KennyKyle, implied StanKenny. Please read and review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,126 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Les Exilés by cojack reviews
C/7. Set in AU#1 established in fanfiction story "Alternatives." Picks up at the end of that story and explores the past and developing relationship between Chakotay and Seven of Nine and life aboard the Val Jean.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Seska - Complete
Deck Nine, Section Twelve by Eydie Munroe reviews
Inspired by Seven's observations of Tom and B'Elanna's 'intimate relations'. The agony of one of those who knows all too well when they get amorous.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Double Enmity by scifiromance reviews
Captain Janeway believes that the incident with the Vori may lead to some real empathy, even friendship, between Chakotay and Seven, but they know better... Additional scenes for 'Nemesis' S04xE04. One shot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Test Results by PurrPurrMeow reviews
Denny x Claudette. She got the results back, how will Denny deal with the news?
The Room, 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Donny by Jiminy The Cricket reviews
What would have happened if Donny HAD been shot by the nihilists? This is my take on events after the nihilists arrive at the bowling alley. No Slash!
Big Lebowski - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
In the Frozen Land of Nador by JennaTheMusicalPythonite reviews
...you know the quote. Need I say more? Random Oneshot, somewhat fluffy...
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
Learn to Fly: The Story of Jose Carioca, His Friends and A Naturalist by TheNewIdea reviews
Jose Carioca is a simple tour guide for Rio who leads a simple life. When Martinez, the landlord/mob boss, Maria, Jose's stripper girlfriend, the ever present Panchito Pistoles and the lovable American Donald Duck, who is on an "extended vacation" as well as a horde of other characters (including half the cast of Rio) get involved, Jose's life becomes anything but simple.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Complete
Starting Over by Photogirl1890 reviews
From "Caretaker" through to "Basics". Seasons 1 and 2 from a lower decks perspective: Jor, Tabor, other Maquis and Starfleet. (With small doses of Paris and Torres for good measure.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
Linger by scifiromance reviews
Burdened with a residual mental link to the unconscious drone in Sickbay, Chakotay tries to escape into a vision quest, only to find that Seven of Nine's presence is a stubborn one... Additional scenes for 'Scorpion, Part II' S04xE01. One-shot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
Catharsis by Cloud-Cuckoo-Land reviews
Soul searching is never an easy thing to do, sometimes burying the past and trying to forget seems the best way to deal with problems, or so Marla Gilmore thought.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
The Rift by JBHart reviews
This A/U is set 18 years after Voyager's return to the Alpha Quadrant. A peace treaty between warring factions breaks apart, disrupting the lives of the former Voyager crew.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 101,313 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Chakotay, T. Paris, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
The Klingon Side by Bunzyyyy6 reviews
Miral Paris-Young, unexperienced, overprotected, dying to know more about her Klingon heritage. Her mother's worst nightmare. Alexander Rozhenko-The unwanted and rejected klingon, spending his life going from here to there. All he wanted is a home. Read and find our what happens. This is my first ever fanfic so sorry if it's not the best. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - OC, Miral P., OC
One Possible Future by JBHart reviews
This story is based on the Voyager episode "Before and After." The Voyager crew discovers an alternate time stream where another Voyager has been severely damaged. When Tom leads a team to help with repairs, he discovers that in this alternate universe, he has another life with Kes and a grown daughter who longs for him to stay.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Kes, T. Paris] B. Torres - Complete
Rockfall by Photogirl1890 reviews
B'Elanna takes command of a Maquis away mission for the first time. As she later tells Harry in "Warhead", it doesn't exactly go as planned. An incident in the DMZ. Pre-Voyager.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - B. Torres - Complete
A Friend in Need by Eydie Munroe reviews
After crashing the Delta Flyer while retrieving a Federation probe, Tom finds out why Chakotay has been so miserable the past few days. Written for VAMB's Secret Santa 2013 challenge.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
State of Grace by Laura Schiller reviews
At the Bajoran Gratitude Festival, Billy and Celes have more to be grateful for than they know - but with a little divine intervention, they're about to find out.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - T. Celes, W. Telfer - Complete
Best Case Scenario by hbicink reviews
Inspired by 3x25 - Worst Case Scenario. Harry Kim discovers a holonovel where every situation turns into a porno. (M for later chapters.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - K. Janeway - Complete
Fostering by jamelia116 reviews
After the crew of Voyager rescues several children from a derelict Borg vessel, a crew member "adopted" from the Equinox provides a home for the littlest refugee. Not every love story is a romance . . . . First written in 2000
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2013 - K. Janeway - Complete
The River of Time by cojack reviews
C/7. Multiple Chakotays discuss their divergent timelines. I wrote this to try and reconcile in my mind the timeline of the new Star Trek movies as compared to the old TV series and movies. So, as all fan fiction writers know, they can both exist, along with all our musings, in alternative universes.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
Behind by quantumsilver reviews
C/Paris, heavy on the Paris. Because betrayal isn't always black and white.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
Field Trip by withah reviews
After Neelix's departure, Chakotay decides to take a hand in the children's education and enlists the help of Seven of Nine. Of course, away missions seldom go as planned. C/7
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,344 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
Collateral Damage by Nynaeve506 reviews
Chakotay had worked desperately to prove his loyalty, and yet Kathryn still didn't trust him. Tag to "Investigations", canon-compliant.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
In the Year of the Cat by Debrah Clachair reviews
Ugarte:"When I first came to Casablanca, I thought...but what right do I have to think?" How did a Hungarian Jew with a Spanish name, Austrian accent and a love for Italian words find himself dealing in documents in 1938 Morocco? Knowing the danger, why hadn't he said "Addio!" sooner? Inspired by Al Stewart's song and an abiding passion for Peter Lorre's characters. 15ch planned.
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
Prisoner of War by da-lemonlollipop reviews
Tony and Steve try something new in bed. Stony pre-smut. Ending with fluff :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Fathers and Husbands of Mayflies by M. D. Jensen reviews
Harry Kim, Tom Paris, and the trials of loving Ocampa. Set during the alternate universe of "Before and After."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - H. Kim, T. Paris - Complete
Angel of Mercy by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag to "Equinox". Noah Lessing and Seven make a fresh start.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
Star Trek Voyager: Love and War by Jack Russel reviews
Capt. Jack Russel who is named after me must help save the Voyager but can he win Seven of Nine's love as well. Cotains action and Romance.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Seven of Nine, Seska - Complete
A Midnight Soliloquy by Wintercearig reviews
• "Have you ever experienced a lullaby so complete—so gentle and all encompassing—that you wanted nothing more than to let it take you? Have you ever felt drawn toward the darkest places in the world; or the darkest places inside yourself?" There, in Tonks' kitchen, Harry explained to them exactly why he was caught with the enemy. [Highly AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., N. Tonks, Hestia J. - Complete
Green Tea by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag for "Hunters". Chakotay and Neelix, Voyager's unofficial counselors, often get so caught up in other people's problems that they neglect their own. At least they've got each other.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Chakotay, Neelix - Complete
18 Happenings in 6 Rats: a memoir by marginaliana reviews
An interview with Rizzo the Rat, from The New Criterion, volume 30, number 5, January 2012 – special issue dedicated to the 50th anniversary of The Great Gonzo's 18 Happenings in 6 Rats, pp. 55-60
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Her Voice by Laura Schiller reviews
AU. What if Kes had found a way to control her powers and stay on board?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kes, Seven of Nine
Symphony of Infinities by quantumsilver reviews
Kashyk and the Borg Queen have something in common.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Stan Shunpike's Adventure of Fake Proportions by violetveins reviews
Stan, ah-stretches the truth after his return to the Knight Bus. Little story to make you smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Stan S.
Mother Q by Alara Rogers reviews
Suzy-Q's feelings about Junior.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Lady Q, Q Junior - Complete
Once More on the Battlefield, Soldier by Auburn Red reviews
X-Over with The Maltese Falcon. They had different names, but a shared past. That wasn't all that they shared.
Crossover - Maltese Falcon & Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Falling in Love Again by Auburn Red reviews
X-Over between the Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep.Effie Perine goes for a night on the town and meets a very special friend in Carmen Sternwood.
Crossover - Maltese Falcon & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Command Logic by Mel Blue 1 reviews
The crew of Voyager find it impossible to mind their own business.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chakotay, Tuvok - Complete
Politics and Chocolate Ice Cream by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
After 'The Voyager Conspiracy', a certain crewmember is left wondering what the heck Seven was going on about...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Naomi W. - Complete
Rare Beauty by ProudDyspraxicWriter reviews
Wiggins is in love with someone, but who? Oneshot.
Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Unpredictable by Zoi no miko reviews
In the daylight, the city is unfamiliar to Daniel Schreber. gen
Dark City - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - D. Schreber, J. Murdoch - Complete
Before Gonzo was Great by Negaduck reviews
Very little is known of the past of Gonzo, that most enigmatic of Muppets. How did an alien, as seen in "Muppets from Space," find himself on Earth with no clue about his own origin? What shaped the weirdo we now know?
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Gonzo - Complete
Lost by Sat-Isis reviews
The reason why Anamaria and Lt. Gillette never made it to DMC? They were shipwrecked on an uncharted desert isle.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Anamaria, Lt. Phillip Gillette
Friends by SilverInkblot reviews
He's got friends on the other side; they used to be on this side.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Total Reboot by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When a brilliant Duckburg scientist and her revolutionary new super fuel are snatched by F.O.W.L. agents, Darkwing and GizmoDuck are on the case. Can they put aside their egos long enough to get her back? And how is this scientist connected to Megavolt?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by sophiedoodle reviews
Same basic story-but I have reformatted it into one chapter and done some editing. A companion story to "For Better or Worse." Kathryn's response to the news about the Maquis after "Hunters."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Together by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Set on my own ship, the U.S.S. Destiny, with a Trill as captain.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Standing by the Reservoir: The Machiavellian by Stanley Marlowe reviews
Mr. Pink has escaped from prison, and has found inspiration in a place he never predicted. Witness his journey as he meets old friends and new foes, and must choose whether or not to step out of his life of crime.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Between the Buried and Me by Alpha Hydra reviews
In hindsight, Kenny guessed that if fate could be so kind as to finally bestow him with a friend, then he could maybe forgive the whole 'constant dying' thing. Maybe. But don't count on it. SLASH details inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe
Scars by Rene Marie reviews
Kenny and Christophe lay in bed and talk of scars. Warning: Mentions of abuse and neglect, though nothing graphic. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
Naomi's Gift by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE Naomi Wildman throws a birthday party for the Doctor. Also featuring Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Chakotay, Kathryn Janeway, Seven, B'Elanna Torres, and Tuvok.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Doctor, Naomi W. - Complete
Mixed Feelings by 50of47 reviews
SUMMARY: Late in the second year of the voyage. Kathryn Janeway is torn by conflicting emotions after performing the surgery to separate Tuvix back into Neelix and Tuvok.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Light and Dark by IamAngel624 reviews
[Brave Little Toaster] A lamp is shines light in the darkness, but what if there's darkness inside of him? Lampy's POV of his sacrifice, oneshot.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Fast Friends by Eowyn77 reviews
With all that stands between Arwen and Eowyn... age, race, prejudice, not to mention Aragorn... could they ever become friends? Just a little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Wayward Sons by Admiral Byzantium reviews
An alternative to Caretaker: "I'm afraid, dear Tain, the fault is not in our stars but in ourselves." What if Gul Evek had come along for the ride?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Facial Hair Be Free by VGWrighte reviews
PT drabble during Author, Author Photon's Be Free
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Skywalker City: The Series by Marriella Bullet reviews
During ESB: Vader wants to turn Luke to the Dark Side. But what will happen if he finds out that Padme is alive, and he has more than one kid? How about ten kids...? Chapters and chapters of nonstop, laugh out loud craziness!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Darth Vader
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Things of Which We Do Not Speak by JadziaKathryn reviews
There are some things that are buried in the crew's collective memory. Some people, though, can never forget.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - S. Wildman
A Short Story by Christopher Paolini by McGeesJabberwock reviews
I attempt to emulate Christopher Paolini's written style with this poignant oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Pink and Brown by bitterfig reviews
Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown the day before the robbery. Mr. Pink POV. Slash gone horribly awry.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Spikotay by ZombieMonkey reviews
After getting supplies from the planet Suvian, Commander chakotay gets infused with an spider like insect and Janeway must find it soon. There will be some charactor death in the later chapters, but not major charactors.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Chakotay - Complete
Lord of the Holy Grail by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his obnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Ensign Gilmore by JadziaKathryn reviews
A story of hope, pain, redemption, loss, and second chances.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Alfballs by Bob Wright reviews
The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
All Tomorrow's Mistakes by Pixeleen reviews
A messenger from a fast-paced future slips into a past that can't possibly be her own. Crossover with Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash."
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Three Anniversaries by Spiletta42 reviews
Ensign Samantha Wildman must deal with the consequences of an affair with Lieutenant Joe Carey.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2003 - S. Wildman, J. Carey - Complete
The Last Flight by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
Chakotay and Tom plot a desperate strategy to save their Maquis ship from the Jem'Hadar. AU (Tom stayed with Maquis, "Caretaker" didn't happen). COMPLETE.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
Borg Do Not Gyrate by Teya reviews
C/7. The result of a challenge--Chakotay/Seven and a hula hoop. 3rd place in The Bowl Voyager Humor contest.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine
The Unforgotten by Ananke reviews
sixty years after Voyager's return home, Tom Paris visits the Guardian of Forever.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2002
Wilson by NeonTime reviews
A Count Zero inspired fanfiction. There’s a line in Count Zero where Bobby Newmark says ‘wilson’ – a term used to denote a loser, a up. The Finn then mentions that he knew the guy, Bodine Wilson.
William Gibson - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2001 - Complete
The Courier by NeonTime reviews
A Neuromancer inspired fanfiction. Explains how Riviera got found and hired in the German city of Bonn, before the events in Neuromancer.
William Gibson - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2001 - Complete
New Beginnings by pari106 reviews
AU. "Caretaker" redone. Tom, Chakotay, and B'Elanna meet on a Kazon ship.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2001
A Little Piece of Paradise by Aaunty Pasta reviews
Marla Gilmore formerly of the Equinox must make a life changing decision when it comes to the Borg baby.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2001 - Complete
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Blood, Cake and Honor
Bleeding to death in his bathroom, pigging out on one last birthday cake for the deceased cat he's surely about to join in Hell, Red receives a vision from an ancestor. Prince Thaddeus is p*ssed at his descendant.
Crossover - Pineapple Express & Your Highness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Published: 10/2 - Thadeous, Isabel - Complete
Into the Fire reviews
The Borg Queen uses Neelix, Jenkins and especially Chakotay as bargaining chips, to force Seven to invent a toxin to assimilate Earth. Sometimes, the only way out of the frying pan is through the fire. (Re-upload)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Neelix - Complete
Passion of the Cucumber reviews
An Easter, Passover and Apil Fool's adventure for the whole family!
Veggie Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
Frosty the Hitman reviews
"Catch me if you can, [email protected]#!-ing coppers!"
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Star Wars reviews
Seems they always come out with a new "Star Wars" movie around Christmas time. Smart marketing movie I suppose...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Han S., Finn, Rey, Jyn E. - Complete
The Shuttle Song reviews
To the tune of "the Dreidel Song."
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Photons Be Farced reviews
The Doctor wanted "Photons Be Free" to be a hit. He got his wish. This is the story of how a holonovel that violated every rule of literature, friendship, and common sense became a quadrant-wide phenomenon. Not to mention the perfect vehicle for the Voyager crew to remember the journey. (Post-"Endgame.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,760 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Doctor, K. Janeway, Naomi W., T. Paris - Complete
The Humanoid Hexapod reviews
All the horrors of the universe cannot match what one twisted Vulcan has in store for the Andorian, Klingon, and Ferengi in his captivity... (Read at your own risk.)
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Complete
Grumpy Cat vs the Almighty Loaf reviews
Baking bread out of Bible verses? Why the heck not! What could go wrong! Grumpy Cat here. Thought an Internet meme getting her own Christmas special was sad? How about a crossover fic with another meme! This is the story of how one misguided man's sacrilegious experiment almost brought on Armageddon, but naturally Grumpy Cat saved the day. Don't everybody thank me at once.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
Johnny's Not Dead reviews
A liberal blogger joins a support group for people who DEFINITELY have cancer. Meanwhile, an ex-Muslim gets better acquainted with the girl who called her "beautiful." And Josh, while trying to save the soul of a fallen woman named Lisa, makes a shocking spiritual discovery, when he learns about a perfect man who sacrificed his life, right here in San Francisco...
Crossover - The Room, 2003 & God's Not Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Josh W., Ayisha, Amy R. - Complete
Gardenia reviews
Joel Cairo and Wilmer Cook have come too far to be ended by a snooping American detective. They end up finding an ally in Spade's secretary, Effie Perine. (Tags: Peter Lorre, Lee Patrick, Elisha Cook Jr., Humphrey Bogart.)
Maltese Falcon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Complete
Time is a Crook
"Julius O'Hara" has had plenty of brushes with the law, and has changed his name more times than he can count. On the other hand, Panama Smith hasn't changed her name or been in trouble with the law since Prohibition. (Oneshot. Crossover for three old movies: "Beat the Devil," "Arsenic & Old Lace," and "The Roaring Twenties." Tags: Peter Lorre, Gladys George, film noir.)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Complete
Intentions reviews
Janeway needs to know what Chakotay's intentions are with Seven. Because the last time he fell for a shipmate, his motives were a bit less than healthy. (One-shot, drabble. Warning: fic keeps to canon relationships.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] K. Janeway - Complete
Kal-Toh reviews
It's been ten long years since Voyager's return. Tuvok is now the head of Section 31; Icheb is a renegade. Yet, there is still time for a quick game of kal-toh.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Icheb, Tuvok - Complete
Cardassian Dissonance reviews
Natima Lang mourns a student, a relationship, and a home world. (One-shot)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Quark, T. Ziyal, G. Dukat
Football reviews
Expand your literary repertoire with a piece of Johnny's poetry, salvaged from his trashed apartment after his tragic demise.
The Room, 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Complete
Half-Life reviews
Tag to "Deadlock." Harry isn't alone; B'Elanna knows how it feels to lose your "other half."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2015 - H. Kim, B. Torres - Complete
Sever reviews
Jean-Luc Picard hates to be reminded of Locutus, and doesn't care to be reminded of the Dorvan V negotiations either. But now a former Borg drone and a former Dorvan resident are begging him for help.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] B. Crusher, J. Picard
Envy reviews
After breaking up with Neelix, Kes starts to realize just how difficult maintaining a social life among non-Ocampans can be. Luckily Sam Wildman is there to help. Shipmates speculate on the true nature of Kes and Neelix's relationship, while Kes tries dating someone new. In the end, it seems everyone on Voyager has something someone else longs for. (One-shot, kind of random.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2015 - T. Celes, Kes, Vorik, S. Wildman - Complete
There is no Spoon reviews
Agent π is finally finished playing the role of "Denny," and ready to discuss all he's learned about the mysterious Johnny during his mission. Only one mystery remains: the meaning of the framed spoons.
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Complete
Old Grudges reviews
B'Elanna and Worf disagree on how to properly raise a Klingon/Human hybrid, and conduct a wedding for two of them. But their children are getting married whether they like it or not. (One-shot, drabble. Tag: Alexander Rozhenko, Miral Paris)
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Worf, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
With Fire and Steel reviews
Alexander Rozhenko, son of Worf, is three-fourths Klingon, one-forth human, with a human first name. Miral Paris the exact opposite. They are each other's perfect inverse. Is this a good or bad thing? (One-shot.)
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Martok, Worf, B. Torres, Miral P. - Complete
Merger reviews
Combining names, combining genes, combining anxieties, and lame senses of humor. (Fluff, drabble. Warning: contains canon romances.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Doctor, B. Torres - Complete
Oh, Hai Saucers! reviews
After Johnny's death, Claudette visits the flower shop, where she learns of Johnny's mysterious origins, and the true cause of her cancer. It all began in 1959, when Earth was attacked by grave robbers from outer space. (Someone had to write a crossover for the two Worst Movies Ever Made! "Plan 9 from Outer Space" X "The Room.")
Crossover - Plan 9 from Outer Space & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Complete
Waking Moments: Missing Scenes reviews
The entire crew received visits from the dream-invading alien. Even those on the night-shift weren't safe. What was the rest of the crew experiencing, while Harry snogged Seven and Tuvok had a wardrobe malfunction?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Chakotay, Neelix, Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
Loving a Shadow reviews
Chakotay had no idea what he started when he put his hand on that female techie's shoulder in "Caretaker." (One-shot, drabble, humor.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Chakotay, T. Paris, Tuvok, OC - Complete
A New Kind of Poker reviews
Margaret wants to know exactly what it is gangsters do that they don't want their wives to witness. She follows Nucky to New York, where she witnesses a high-stakes Poker game unlike any she's ever heard of before. (Slash/Crack fic.)
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Nucky T., Arnold R.] Margaret S., Meyer L. - Complete
Trails of Light reviews
Just what is Chakotay's tattoo supposed to be? And what are the spiral-like symbols on his prayer rock and on the ornament in his office? Seven gets an education. (Post "Endgame," one-shot.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Hypochondriac reviews
Billy Telfer's hypochondria has a surprisingly simple explanation. Or at least, simple to a Trekkie.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2015 - T. Celes, K. Janeway, Naomi W., W. Telfer - Complete
Just One Dance reviews
Kes didn't leap over the edge into insanity, she was pushed. Q Junior burned over countless individuals while wreaking havoc throughout the cosmos, but now he's reformed and looking to make amends. (Tags to "Fury" and "Q2")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Kes, Q Junior] Neelix, Q - Complete
Temporal Loop reviews
"I've trapped your crew in a temporal loop. They keep experiencing the last thirty seconds over and over." Q Junior's arrival couldn't have come at a worse time for Chakotay and Seven of Nine, who happened to be experiencing a very awkward thirty-seconds when the time-loop began.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] Tuvok, Q Junior - Complete
The Remaining Possibilities reviews
Sparing Voyager its first "Year of Hell" also meant sacrificing two family members, who will now never be born. Kes opens up to Samantha Wildman, who offers an alternate interpretation. (Tag to "Before and After," with references to "Displaced.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Doctor, Kes, Naomi W., S. Wildman - Complete
The Next of Kin reviews
After the first batch of letters from home, Chakotay isn't the only one tasked with delivering bad news. Faced with a pile of letters that can never be properly answered, Janeway seeks her best friend's counsel on how to proceed. (Tag to "Hunters.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Ship-Wide Survey reviews
What are those background crewmen always working on, as they type away at their PADDs? One of them is working on a survey. The question: an age-old riddle...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Chakotay, Naomi W., OC - Complete
Cushion reviews
Chakotay considers cosmetic surgery. Seven talks him out of it. (Post-"Endgame." Humor, fluff, drabble.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] - Complete
All Those Poor Devils reviews
A Jewish sketch artist collects stories of Rick's bar patrons, while waiting for her family. As Yvonne's roommate, Ugarte's mistress, Sascha's bar patron, Sam's friend, Ferrari's customer, the pickpocket's repeated victim, and Annina's consultant, she finds sides to these people few others see.
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
He's Got the Whole World in his Hands reviews
Seymour has been scorned, and now everyone's going to pay. Because his name isn't actually Seymour; it's Garland. Garland Greene. (Crack-fic cross-over, to entertain people who hated "Ghost World" as much as I did.)
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Con Air - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Garland G. - Complete
For the Waitress reviews
If Mr. Pink survived being shot by the cops, the next logical stop is a hospital room. Not all nurses make good money; some have to take extra jobs...like waitressing. (Oneshot, Pink/Waitress. Ties in with "Pulp Fiction.")
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Mr. Pink, OC] - Complete
The Watch reviews
The Year of Hell was erased from history, but Chakotay still finds reason to give his captain a gold watch for her birthday. Unfortunately, the gift comes with some unintended implications.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Naomi W., Seven of Nine - Complete
Pizza to Go! reviews
The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Parallels reviews
When did Chakotay change his mind about trusting Seven of Nine? Perhaps when Janeway pointed out some striking parallels between Seven's capture by the Borg, and Chakotay's capture by the Kazon. (Drabble, with portions of J-C friendship and hints of C/7. Also fills in a few other small plot-holes.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seska, Seven of Nine - Complete
From Personal Experience reviews
Seven of Nine and Chakotay have a debate about the ethics of mind-tampering. (Tag to "Memorial.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine - Complete
Fifty Shades of Coffee reviews
Janeway's lonely Valentine's Day is interrupted by an unexpected visit. Lady Q offers to show Janeway how her life might have gone if she'd chosen various partners. Janeway sifts through the possibilities, trying to decide who her one true love is meant to be. Chakotay? Tom Paris? Seven of Nine? Q? Mark? Kashyk? It turns out that true love might be hiding right in plain sight...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, T. Paris, Lady Q
Command Affairs reviews
He pined for Katheryn for years, then suddenly began to date Seven. But to whom does Chakotay's heart truly belong? (Very short one-shot, parody.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
Time Enough reviews
When everyone's entire past becomes a blank slate, boundaries crumple and doors open. Two decaying duplicates steal some time together, before the inevitable sets in. (Set during "Course: Oblivion.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Seven of Nine, Chakotay] K. Janeway, Naomi W. - Complete
And Then We Move On
How does the raging rhino respond, when he learns that the one person he's trusted loves someone else? (Very short one-shot, drabble humor.)
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
Epiphany reviews
Left behind at camp, Steven the lizard contemplates his newly expanded intelligence. (Oneshot, stream-of-consciousness. Best read when intoxicated.)
Your Highness - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Isabel, Thadeous] [Fabious, Belladonna] - Complete
McSpock reviews
A drinking contest leads to a romantic confession, interrupted by a horrifying transporter accident! Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock have been fused into one man. And at the worst of times, with the Enterprise in charge of negotiations with the Piganoid emperor. Can McSpock save the mission, or will his conflicting nature be his downfall? (Oneshot spoof, with mild slash.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [L. McCoy, Spock] C. Chapel, J. Kirk - Complete
Late Night Call reviews
Ezri Dax gets a late night call from an old woman named Sarah. Sarah has been living under a fake name, on a far away colony. Decades ago, Sarah was possessed by an alien who made her marry a man she didn't love, and conceive a son she didn't want. She faked her own death to get away. Was what the Prophets did fair to her? Finally, Sarah Sisko gets to share her side of the story.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ezri D., Jake S., Kasidy Y., B. Sisko - Complete
One Thong to Rule Them All reviews
From the best big-budget fantasy films, to their cheap erotic spoofs, all movies share the same problem: great characters with too little screen-time! Case in point; Ballem, the nerdy villain from "Lord of the G-Strings." How did he become obsessed with the one G-String? And how did General Uptight and his men react when they found out? Short one-shot, just for sh-ts and giggles.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
The Content of His Hairballs reviews
"You can tell a lot about a man's character by the content of his hairballs." Elgin and Priscilla have a conversation at the pub. The cat delves into tales of the two most extraordinary things he's coughed up, and then some.
Rango - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Elgin, Priscilla, Ambrose, Waffles - Complete
Queen of Lythonia
The One G-String has (supposedly) been destroyed, but one ranger is still not at peace with herself. Queen Araporn must challenge her sister and reclaim her throne. But this evil sister may be someone we already know-and so may the attractive male she has in her clutches. (Possibly the only "Lord of the G-Strings" fanfic in existence.)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Playing With Fire reviews
AU: Lon Suder survived "The Basics," and helps Kes in Airpoincs. A Betazoid who can't feel and an Ocampa exploring her powers have a lot in common. Tuvok fears his two pupils are growing too close for their own good...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Kes, Tuvok
A Different Sort
Oneshot drabble, featuring the three best characters from "The Mask of Dimitrios" (1944): Cornelius Leyden, and the two Siamese cats! Leyden reflects on his imaginary attraction to Dimitrios, and his real relationship with Mr. Peters. Natalia and Meip are the only friends he can tell. (Tags: Peter Lorre, Sydney Greenstreet, film noir.)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
Man of His Word
("8 Crazy Nights") "Why are you eating that?" A damned good question. Why did the angry red-haired man go through with his promise to eat that jockstrap, after losing a basketball match to Davey Stone and Benjamin Friedman? Is there more to this angry jock than meets the eye? A very short one-shot describing the inner dialogue of the angry jock, as he munches away...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
Little-Eared Aye-Aye reviews
Uncertain whether he will survive his injuries, Wounded Bird makes a confession to Priscilla. NOT a romantic one, relax! But one that reveals a major family secret. What Bird has to say will explain why he and Priscilla seem so close, what exactly Priscilla's species is, and why a lone Crow Indian is living in the town of Dirt.
Rango - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - W. Bird, Priscilla, Ambrose - Complete
New Age Hippies reviews
A Native American ensign questions Chakotay on his very confusing heritage. We finally learn why Chakotay's tribe seems like an odd medley of North American plains cultures, Central American ones, and Hollywood stereotypes. (Set in Season 1, right after "Cathexis.")
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Chakotay, OC - Complete
Thinking About You reviews
The train of thought that led Isabel to return to Thadeous, and reveal her secret to him. A drabble fic, that explains why exactly Isabel is attracted to Thadeous. Also provides an explanation for her change in wardrobe.
Your Highness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
Moby Cock: A Parody reviews
Eager for inspiration, aspiring writer Ichabod joins Captain Ahole and his band of misfits aboard the Peapod, on a wild goose-chase across the American Prairie. Their target? An eleven-foot-tall, mutant, wild rooster, recognizable by his blinding-white plumage...the legendary Moby Cock. (Written as a final project for a college course on Melville.)
Moby Dick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Ahab, Ishmael, Queequeg, Starbuck - Complete
Mechanical Romance reviews
Geordie LaForge reflects on his long line of lost loves, individuals most shipmates never knew he carried a secret torch for. He thinks he's destined to live alone, until an old friend makes a big confession. But this new relationship may have deadly consequences, for everyone aboard the Enterprise... (Humor, crack-pairings)
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Data, G. LaForge, J. Picard, D. Troi - Complete
The Bond reviews
Cut down by Hirogen, Chakotay is rescued by his old flame from Species 8472. Problem: she wants to keep him. And in Fluidic Space, "love" is different. Seven, now a DS9 ensign, recruits Quark, Ro, and others to retrieve him, while Chakotay and another prisoner, Romulan Captain Sela, fight to escape.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,848 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Chakotay, Seven of Nine] [Quark, Ro L.] - Complete
Spoof Trek: Frogger reviews
A series of "Voyager" parodies, spoofing individual episodes. Captain Myway-or-the-Highway leads her crew on a cosmic game of Frogger, battling the Bored Collective, flagellant Cargassian spies, "Star Wars" fans, and their own limited intelligence. (Humor done in the style of "Airplane," Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and cartoonish comedies in general.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,732 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Strange Behaviors reviews
Where did Chakotay's recurring monotone come from? Where did B'Elanna's Klingon rage go in Season 2? What was Seska's motivation behind all the bizarre decisions she made? And how do people eat on the holodeck? A drunken conversation at Sandrine's answers these questions.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [T. Paris, B. Torres] Chakotay, H. Kim - Complete
Hair reviews
Why can't the Doctor just reprogram himself with hair? What made Janeway switch from her Victorian twists to a short modern bob? Why did Chakotay suddenly go from gray to jet-black? And how'd B'Elanna's forehead change so drastically? A late-night conversation in the mess hall answers these questions. (Oneshot, drabble.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - K. Janeway, Chakotay, B. Torres, Naomi W. - Complete
My Crew reviews
Chakotay breaks the news to Voyager's former Maquis; the war is over, and all of their friends back home are dead or in prison. One-shot, one scene. A scene that (in some form or another) should have been in "Hunters," Season 4.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Chakotay, B. Torres, Ayala - Complete
Harry Potter Goes to the Beach reviews
Comedy alternate book 6. Harry Potter, friends, and enemies practice magic on the beach, but are distracted by magical water sports, sexy mermaids, a phantom ice-cream truck, a murder mystery, Peeves gone berserk, Rita Skeeter gone psychotic, forbidden love between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, Lee Jordan's commentaries, and of course, Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love or Infatuation? reviews
Shelly Marsh is lusted after by notorious bully Trent Boyette, but admired by the notoriously dorky Kevin McCormick. Meanwhile, Kenny empathizes with Ze Mole's crappy life. These two love stories are connected by covert operations, gritty fights of shovel on sub sandwich, perverted preps, twisted smurfs, Principal Dave Chappell's Sesame Street analogies, and a dark family secret.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006 - [Shelly M., Kevin McCormick] [Christophe, Kenny M.] - Complete
The Umpire Strikes Back reviews
The "Star Wars" saga is retold from a space-bound baseball stadium, where the battle for the galaxy is played with lightsabers and a thermal detonator. Luke battles the Evil Umpire; R2 shoots hotdogs from his dome; Lando struggles to keep both the scores and his own sanity; Han is frozen in beer; and Leia gets revenge on Jabba for making her cheerlead in a gold bikini.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Lando C. - Complete
A Voyage with the Family Guy reviews
Stewie Griffin builds a time machine to conquer the future. He soon succeeds in taking over the Borg Collective, and (unfortunately) it's up to the ragtag crew of Voyager and the buffoons of the Griffin Family to save Cohawk, Rhode Island...and the rest of the galaxy!
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Brian G., Peter G. - Complete
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