I love Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and solving the Rubik cube. I also love to write, and will help those who ask for it. Oh, and once I reach 50 view, I'm starting a Percy Jackson story. Then, I'll see how things go.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

WHAT THE HARRY POTTER ADULTS THINK OF ME

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: Somewhere near the strawberry field hanging with my BFFs

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Piper

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Connor and Travis Stoll (don't trust me, I hang out with my brothers)

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Octavian, Zeus

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: THE LOST HERO. Out with the old, in with the new!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Percy

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Probably... My dad, Poseidon.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer:Talk to him, be friendly.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Piper, My girlfriend

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Piper. (Don't worry...she'll just just charm the closest man into building us a boat. Plus she's my girlfriend)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: "Um Dude?"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Percabeth I'm against all Peo (Piper/Leo) and Thalico (Thalia/Nico, Thalia's a hunter and Nico's Nico I like them the way they are!)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: I'd go sightseeing (I got an anonymous tip (from Rachel) that the Salad bar was especially nice) and generally ignoring them, making them mad)

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Practical joke extravaganza with my bros, as long as they don't mess with Leo

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: "EAT MY PANTS" (Of course!)

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: When he finally got actually kissed by Annabeth (in The Last Olympian) It was a long time coming, but wasn't all that interesting, i liked the part when they got thrown in the lake!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: "With Great Power comes the great need to take a nap, wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: No favorites, but i do like George and Martha and all together want one of those

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When he groans about food

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: ? I don't know, I like it all really (except Percy stupidity moments)

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ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Zeus.

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

There is a 30% chance that I'm a child of Poseidon.

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Hades.

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (Its not that dangerous! Its not even really real!)

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Demeter.

ARES

You often start fights. (Oh, yeah, kind of...)
You’re (sometimes) a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.(I like reading in general)
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight. (Usually... My brother makes it hard though)
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (Specially when it comes to slapping boys)

There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Ares.

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Actually, yeah)
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (It counts if i got gift cards for 1/2 priced books right?)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.(again, like reading in general)
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I hardly know what that is)

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Athena.

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Apollo.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets (Differance between shoot and hit, anyway, mine can't move.:)
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

There is a 50% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Eh.)

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus.

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (Bad hair days are my life)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (Yes, yes I am, I'm also homeschooled:)
You’re often invited to parties. (Yes, I do have friends people!)
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite.

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments. (Yes, yes I do.)
You’ve never lost a debate. (I've never done a debate!)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

There is a 60% chance that I'm a child of Hermes. (Technically, I am.)

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (under-aged)
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (under-aged)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (under-aged)
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?)
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad. (Not Chocolate!)

There is 10% chance I'm a child of Dionysus.

Danced in the rain: YeUpS!!! I did it recently actually...
Sang out loud: Of course! I do it all the time!!!
Kissed in the rain: Kissed in the rain, no I have done the kissing in the rain, and it was to a girl. It happened when I was four and 1/2, and she wasn't related who wasn't related.

Been in love: Well there's too many girls to name all of them, so there's been at least 20...
Sat on a roof: Yep. With my girlfriend.
Gotten thrown out of a store: That's my oldest and best completed achievement to date...
Cried over a girl (if yes, was she worth it?): YES! I was in love with several girls, and it was in a movie and I was crying because she was so misunderstanding... (Tooth fairy...)
Played an instrument: I've played the piano (Do you like Mary had a little lamb?) But mostly I play the radio.
Lied: Yeah.
Cheated: Well, both with a girl, and on several tests. I didn't even like the girl (and I asked her out!!!) and I hated the teacher.

Stolen: Yes. It was my friends piece of gum.
Stayed up all night: Yes, Reading, Writing, playing in the radio... It was fun.

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7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

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