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Joined 03-09-16, id: 7624997, Profile Updated: 04-30-20
Author has written 9 stories for Super Smash Brothers.

Stories written: A bunch

Stories abandoned: Also a bunch

Age: I'm thinking of a number 1 through 100,000,000,000. You were close.

Preference: Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, sexual content, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Romance, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor.

Profession: pfft, HAHAHA! profession...

Favorite Food: Food

Favorite Drink: Taco's, definitely.

Dream Job: Video Game Designer...duh...

Dream Food: I want a Monte Cristo sooooo bad... UPDATE: I have had a Monte Cristo. I recommend it. Very tasty.

Dream Drink: Unicorn piss.

Catchphrase/Signature line: "that is, if you're still reading of course."

I don't know why you're here. You really shouldn't be. I got some but one stories going on right now, so If you want to read something, then I advise you review those couple below me...Don't just sit there. MOVE!

The Thorned Rose by Myrianette reviews
Modern AU, in a city a 'meta-hunan' project is being conducted. The one that they had perfected to be their finest model suddendly turns on then, it deems to destroy everything in sight and escape, but it sustains heavy damage giving it a 'clean slate.' Later a strange girl is found washed up on a beach half dead by a teenage boy and a huge twist of events soon follow. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Link, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
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A Cake Full of Trouble reviews
Just another beautiful day at the Smash residential HQ when the most important rule of all time is broken. Just how angry could Kirby get over one slice of cake? A Lengthy One-Shot about the worst mistake a smasher could make.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18 - Ike, Kirby, Peach, Roy - Complete
Broken Doors reviews
After an unfortunate car crash, an underground group of 11 make their way through a terrifying storm to the nearest shelter. Lost and weary, they come face to face with a ghost; of which tells that their inescapable deaths are just around the corner. Ghastly events happening around them, is there anyone of the group who has a strong enough will to survive? (Weekly Upload Schedule)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Lucas, Solid Snake, Samus A., Robin (M)
Sandwich reviews
Oh, the tedious little things that Ike would do for his special sandwich...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2020 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Paintball reviews
Everyone is sick of Marth and Roy's arguing! How do we fix that problem? Paintball of course! The gang rounds them up and sets off on the road! A neat little one-shot about paintball with Marth and Roy bickering.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Mario, Marth, Samus A., Roy - Complete
When the Pride Falls reviews
After Mario takes a few out for a few drinks, strange things begins happening in the Smash Bros. Mansion. Pit forgets to eat breakfast, Ike gets caught with a special someone, etc. Through drama, pranks and a supernatural old lady, it's going to take some shenanigans in order for things to finally feel normal again. Rated T for language and minor sexual humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 6/11/2018
Mr Sarcastic reviews
He doesn't want to be here. And he'll openly let everyone know that. Even if he is a bit rude, he will tell ya. Most of the time, he doesn't even know that he's sarcastic or being rude, but that's just the way he is, and everyone will have to learn that. The easy way, or the mouthy way. This is his life in Smash. Rated T for Turtle-er, rated T for mild language and strange humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 11/28/2016
Toon Link's Prank Day reviews
Life in the Smash Mansion has been amazing! Almost too good...Toon Link and his two best friends, Lucas and Ness all take it on themselves to make everyone's lives miserable, and funny. There's many dangers of being discovered, so they must try their best to keep themselves covered! 12 chapters of main story with one extra! Rated T for included sexual humor. Enjoy my dear!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,421 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Lucas, Ness, Master Hand, Toon Link - Complete
The Game reviews
Once Master Hand takes a vacation, Crazy Hand forces all of the smashers to participate in a (somewhat spooky [not really]) competition! Separated into unlikely teams, the smashers have to get along and work together for the ultimate prize! The prize is infinite power and control for a day! Who will take the victory? (Chapters fixed to apply season as neutral.)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 72,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Crazy Hand
The Strongest Crisis reviews
When Tabuu invades the smash mansion with a new enemy and absorb Master and Crazy Hand, no one could stop them. What will become of the smashers and the tournament? Shulk foresaw seven people and has never seen them before. Who are they? Will they succeed or will they all die? Find out in this action packed Subspace Emissary 2. Dramatic and a little gore. T for Language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Tabuu, Master Hand, Crazy Hand