Greetings! It's...The Enthralling Paradox..

Age: Old enough to read and write Fanfictions

Name: Nope! Not Telling.

Gender: Male.

Hometown: The country where I reside.

Education: Still on it!

Status: Still Kicking...for now!

CONTACT INFORMATION: Well, I HAD it up here, but annoying flamers and death threats have driven me to take it down. I guess you can just contact me the old fashioned way using the site's private messaging. =D

Favorite Anime: Naruto, High school dxd, RWBY, sekirei, pokemon, avatar the last airbender, fairy tail, young justice, justice league

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson series, Da Vinci code, magnus chase series, lmost in the mysterious island, journey to the center of the earth

Favorite TV shows: The flash, arrow, big bang theory, ancient aliens, mythbusters, Two and a half men( before death of charlie), impractical jokers

Favourite Films: Lord Of the Rings 1-3, Hobbit 1-3, 300, Cradle to the Grave, Kingdom of Heaven, Galdiator, Kiss of the Dragon, Warrior King, Romeo Must Die, Blade 1-3, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4, Tranformers 1-3, Iron Man 1-3, Dark Knight Trilogy, Avengers 1-2, Captain America 2, Thor 1-2, Pacific Rim, Olympus Has Fallen, Expendables 1-3, How to Train Your Dragon 1-2, Bad Boys 1-2

Favourite pairings

Naruto/Samui

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/TenTen

Naruto/Yugito

Naruto/Fuu

Naruto/Kurotsuchi

Naruto/Harem

Enjoyable pairings

Naruto/Ino

Naruto/Hinata

Naruto/Shion

Naruto/Shizuka

Disliked Pairings

Naruto/Sakura

Sasuke/Sakura

Yaoi Pairings

Harry Potter

Favourite Pairings

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Fleur

Harry/Daphne

Harry/Susan Bones

Harry/Harem (as long as either Hermione, Fleur or Daphne are in it)

Enjoyable Pairing

Harry/Tonks

Harry/Cho

Disliked Pairings

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Yaoi Pairings

Sekirei

Disliked: Minato/Anybody( Minato is way too lame)

Highschool dxd

Disliked: Issei/ anybody( I don't like him! He doesn't deserve them)

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'The Superior Straight Edge':

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D, post them if you agree and use them yourself

1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy

2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked, if any.

3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why

4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!

5) Thou shalt not give annonymous reviews, for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism!

6) Thou shalt not flame

7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum!

8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!

9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once!

10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations

if you have time and one of my stories catche's your interest I would ask you give it the same treatment.

Now on to random stuff:

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples