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Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 516,189 - Reviews: 7549 - Favs: 9,481 - Follows: 9,716 - Updated: 9h - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 966,423 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 1,547,330 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 8,325 - Follows: 7,704 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Traveler: Recollections by The Straight Elf reviews
There are many stories in the world of Pokemon. Some are unsaid. Some are long forgotten. Some are simply buried in the annals of history. Some stories may never see the light of day, but at least a few may be found here. A/N: Supplement to Traveler. History, lore, and glimpses across time and space. Thanks to Idea Tamer Chaos for the cover art!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,890 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Delia K./Hanako, Wes/Leo, Dragonite/Kairyu, Rhydon/Sidon
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 1,983,090 - Reviews: 7155 - Favs: 13,150 - Follows: 13,129 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 462,658 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9082 - Favs: 10,792 - Follows: 11,409 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 1,055,559 - Reviews: 10617 - Favs: 17,072 - Follows: 16,240 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Challenger by darkfire1220 reviews
Ash sets off on his journey to be a Pokemon Master with his starter Charmander and a mischievous Pichu. Together, they battle countless enemies and add to their powerful family. But there are many dark secrets residing in the shadows, and some of them are deadly. Ash and his team must grow strong to survive- because there's no guarantee they'll make it through the challenges ahead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 414,938 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Charizard/Lizardon, Krookodile
The Need to Become Stronger by Sophronius reviews
Even with the world's most powerful demon in your stomach, saving the world is not that easy. Any young ninja who wishes to survive to fulfil his ambitions must first learn that some problems can't be solved with any amount of chakra, and that battles are decided by the time swords are drawn, not when they are sheathed. (Rational!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 279,655 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Harry Potter and the Order of Moltres by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 5 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series. After the events of the Tournament one thing has become clear to Harry and his friends: War has come to Avalon. But they aren't their parents' children and won't make the same mistakes. The time has come to take the fight to Team Nocturne and Voldemort. The time has come for the Order of Moltres to rise again.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 274,822 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Complete
Sign here for ANBU by Zabzab reviews
When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto. ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 176,700 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 6,144 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yugao U., Yamato
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 11,625 - Follows: 12,663 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,785 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 6,846 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 12,299 - Follows: 15,267 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9127 - Favs: 19,042 - Follows: 22,182 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8527 - Favs: 16,093 - Follows: 17,174 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 6,876 - Follows: 7,279 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 715,429 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 9,660 - Updated: 4/6/2019 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24473 - Favs: 20,223 - Follows: 19,886 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Breaking Out, Breaking Down by Xxx-Aka-Ketsueki-xxX reviews
Naruto falls into depression when he does something he'll never forgive himself for. As he begins to slowly throw his life away, he speaks to someone he hardly knows, and sees that he's not the only one suffering. Rated M for language, and adult/sexual themes. Following the same plot and setting as 'A Little Piece of Heaven'. Previously known as 'Broken'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,063 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5675 - Favs: 17,149 - Follows: 15,084 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Naruto Screwed With History and Changed A Lot of Things by Rifat reviews
What happens when you mess with the fabric of space and time? Nothing good. However, to defeat an Edo Tensei Madara, Naruto pulls off such a forbidden jutsu—decimating them both. Later, Naruto wakes up to find himself in a new Uchiha-ish body and a fustercluck of a journey begins for him. Oh, did he mention he was stuck in the past? Crack-ish. Contains content from other series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,169 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 5,527 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Mikoto U., Tsunade S.]
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 10,093 - Follows: 9,123 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
Fire and Blood by Blackwolf501 reviews
The Uchiha's have a history of madness, and no one knew it better than Naruto, fifth son of Tajima Uchiha. Amidst his father's mad ambition and his eldest brother Madara's thirst for revenge against the Senju and the entire world, it will take every ounce of Naruto's charm and skill at arms to save the greatest clan of the ninja world...and that still might not be enough. NaruxTsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 301,312 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 10/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Tsunade S.] Madara U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grand Trainer Tournament by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 4 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry learns Hogwarts is hosting The Grand Trainer Tournament, he is excited to meet new trainers from around the world. But when someone plots to use the tournament to kill him, Harry decides to take matters in his own hands and become more proactive. This new attitude leads him to new allies: Jack Kenway and the Sons of Johto
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,332 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 16,265 - Follows: 14,473 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Strange Gameplay for a Ninja by Champygnakx reviews
What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,372 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 15,638 - Follows: 8,861 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 6,738 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10641 - Favs: 11,899 - Follows: 11,695 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 4,930 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 19,774 - Follows: 22,680 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 11,997 - Follows: 9,180 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6397 - Favs: 19,088 - Follows: 14,514 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Cancelled
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8405 - Favs: 15,752 - Follows: 15,404 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 9,941 - Follows: 9,780 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5805 - Favs: 13,168 - Follows: 13,760 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Alleycats and Billionaires by Fae Faythe reviews
Selina Kyle has nothing to do with Bruce Wayne. She's a thief, he's a billionaire. He lives in a palace and she lives in a single-bedroom apartment in the worst neighborhood in the city. But opposites attract, and before they were Catwoman and Batman, they were Selina and Bruce. And all love stories have to start somewhere.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,086 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 13,968 - Follows: 4,959 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15374 - Favs: 24,025 - Follows: 21,130 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 10,037 - Follows: 7,336 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36324 - Favs: 28,571 - Follows: 20,838 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord of Sevii by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 3 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry came to Avalon he learned how his parents were betrayed by Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black died bringing vengeance upon the traitor. But now there is a dark conspiracy creeping around him; one that might involve those he has come to trust. The answers to what truly happened to his parents lies with The Lord of Sevii.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,711 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4827 - Favs: 7,827 - Follows: 8,471 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3328 - Favs: 9,283 - Follows: 10,790 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 8,855 - Follows: 9,526 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 4,165 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unown by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,448 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11619 - Favs: 17,510 - Follows: 11,822 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master's Ball by Mr. Chaos reviews
Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,119 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pernicious Possession of the Perfect Professor by AvalonianDream reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, answers to a gross attempt at defamation by Joanne Rowling and tells the true story of his brief tenure as a Hogwarts professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Gilderoy L.
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 5,115 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 8,030 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5116 - Favs: 19,037 - Follows: 17,092 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 7,668 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9876 - Favs: 28,439 - Follows: 11,537 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15969 - Favs: 10,662 - Follows: 8,152 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6591 - Favs: 14,273 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4920 - Favs: 13,816 - Follows: 6,494 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 7,766 - Follows: 1,800 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 6,868 - Follows: 2,134 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6604 - Favs: 18,737 - Follows: 6,840 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 307 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 6,398 - Follows: 1,492 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Gamer's Journey reviews
I wake up as the guy who takes one of Oak's Pokemon before Ash arrives. Oh and also as the Gamer. An SI-OC journey fic with gamer elements.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 461 - Published: 1/19/2018 - [OC, Leaf] Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru