Puer2hide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. I have now returned after an 8 year break... yeah my initial works were indeed awesome as I had forgotten about them. The stories that I post, will probably continue along this same vain until I gain both the courage and competence to write a full length epic. Although, this time, I will write mainly oneshot stories (so that we are not left with incomplete works). Bear in mind that these will be ludicrous and somewhat insane as writing, to me, is a form of release. If I ever decide to write a full length story, it will probably not be as divergent as the rest of my works. |
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Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,705 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5144 - Favs: 6,846 - Follows: 6,788 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Sanchez and the Magic McGuffin by MorriganByrne reviews
Thanks to the miracle of contrived plots, Harry Potter is adopted by Rick Sanchez. Harry and Morty are invited to Hogwarts, etc. Insert obligatory bad summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Morty S., Rick S.
The Closer You Look by Tony Samuels reviews
Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,433 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 7,247 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
Wearing the Faces of Men by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,315 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 7,975 - Follows: 8,803 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Antithesis by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation. Good thing he's going to make his brother pay. Dark!Harry! Slytherin!Harry! WrongBoyWhoLived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 483,433 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 15,102 - Follows: 15,958 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Walked on Water by Starfox5 reviews
AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Resurrexit by Master Slytherin reviews
Ten years later. All was well ... until Harry's wife dies under suspicious circumstances. Harry will not rest until he has vengeance. Neville is tasked by the Ministry with uncovering the truth before the Chosen One does something he will regret ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,756 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Murder Most Horrid by Useful Oxymoron reviews
In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,561 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summer in St Mary's Mental Hospital by The Purple Sheep reviews
Harry Potter has just finished his fifth year at Hogwarts when he is unexpectedly dumped at a mental hospital by his relatives. Accused of having mental health problems such as anorexia, self-harm and compulsive lying, will Harry be able to escape? Or will he be trapped there for the rest of his summer forced to endure pointless therapy sessions?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Harry P.
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7459 - Favs: 10,197 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 10,037 - Follows: 7,336 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash. EDITED 2020/2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,824 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36324 - Favs: 28,571 - Follows: 20,838 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 10,264 - Follows: 4,812 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 7,451 - Follows: 5,533 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Subversion by KristieConspiracy reviews
"Anything you say can and will be held against you by whosoever is allocated to write out your sentence. You will not have a trial. You have no right to an attorney. You have lost your claim to freedom." Dramione AU. Muggles rule the world, wizards are subservient, and Draco's never known what it is to be free. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 489 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Changed Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Rewriting History. A threat against the Potter family lets them inside the Prince Manor, where Severus Mentis lives… along with a guest in the shadows. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,216 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,532 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 5,672 - Follows: 4,039 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 2,509 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 9,966 - Follows: 6,801 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 10,539 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4456 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 4,198 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 1,047 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The First Legion Series Book 1: The First Legion by pegasusdmac reviews
Written as the sequel to The Lost Hero. Percy loses his memory like Jason? Maybe... With a little twist. Round 6 Veritas/Phoenix Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,909 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Percy J., Reyna R. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Magic of Wands by qui-quae-quod reviews
Snape lives, though his survival comes with unexpected consequences. Hermione retrieves his wand from the Shrieking Shack and it chooses her as its new mistress. What happens when her wand seems to choose Snape as well? Will they choose each other? WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,725 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Magi by Jeff Higgs reviews
Summery: Harry is leaving Kings Cross at the end of 5th Year with the Dursley's. With Harry mourning the death of Sirius and the prophecy hanging over him and thinking Hermione had almost died Harry becomes bitter at the idea of losing those he truly care
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,179 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5543 - Favs: 6,341 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 9,305 - Follows: 2,535 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Flame of the Dragon by S. S. IDGET reviews
Major OoTP spoilers... Pre-Deathly Hallows. Currently revising chapters. Not ABANDONED, but updates are not forthcoming until revision is done. This is a sixth year HHr with RH in the beginning... but that passes quickly... after losing youknowwho last year harry has to deal with all the same crap, different version. You get my point... CH 24 IS NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,799 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 6,586 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Battle by crystal h reviews
PostHBP. HHr. An unexpected fight in the Burrow sends Hermione off in a rage, determined to rescue Harry from the clutches of the Dursleys. They plan to find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes, but at what costs? Plenty of speedbumps along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,601 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Another Random HP Parody by antijuicy reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts to find that everything has changed for the WORSE. Wildly insane people will like this. 'K, the mildly insane too. Insane as in a GOOD way, not thinking you're the reincarnation of John Lennon. But dammit, just read it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax reviews
Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,716 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Beat Yet by Padfoot's Fire reviews
COMPLETE. It's Harry Potter's 6th year. He's up for a year filled with stealing, fighting, death, family, and professional Quidditch. He's driven to succeed but it cannot be done by Harry Potter, everyone thinks he's dead. Harry goes in disguise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,029 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Second Generation of Marauders by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
COMPLETE! Did you ever wonder what would happen if the Golden Trio ever got hold of the Marauders Record book? Introducing Snapes worst nightmare…The Marauders Revived. Pranks, Social Status, Animgus, and All. Changed!Malfoy. HHr, HDHrkinda
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,537 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tribute to Dumbledore by Alanna-of-Olau reviews
After finishing HBP, I felt the need to give tribute to perhaps the greatest wizard of all. Please read this, even if you don't review. SPOILER WARNING.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Albus D.
Harry Potter and His Last Mistake by AndryRocks reviews
SPOILER WARNING for HB P. It is the seventh year as Harry Potters time as a wizard amd his final encounter with Voldemort is drawing ever closer, and every mistake may be his last. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 9,080 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
H P Love is all You Need by udderpd reviews
COMPLETED. A week before his 16th Birthday Harry gets a letter that turns his life on its head. Fluff with substance, lots of WAFF and FLUFF with positivly no ANGST. Ships HPHGGW with mention of RWLL Later maybe PPPPSBDG Guaranteed no Pansy in the P's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,403 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of the Blood by Umi no Samui reviews
Harrys' Sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry comes into a great and dangerous power. Currently on hiatus. HPCC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and the Beginning of the End by dabkynkid21 reviews
It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. He finds romance while Voldemort has a new diabolical scheme to take over the world. Harry will learn lessons and prepare for a showdown with Voldemort- the beginning of the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Girl From The Future by dragonbaby1987 reviews
Now Complete!Harry's daughter comes from the future to help him.Will she succeed?Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince by PhoenixFlight72 reviews
PostOotP.PermamentHiatus. Harry's summer will be an exciting one. He will gain much more power and develope a relationship that has always been under his nose. Another mystery will begin and it looks like its up to Harry Potter to save the day, again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,459 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince by Dumbledore17 reviews
This is my first fanfiction, so bear with me. With the war in full gear, Dumbledore,Harry, and the Order are trying to deal with Voldemort's plans. Harry learns some interesting secrets in his sixth year at Hogwarts. Professors McGonagall, Snape, and Fli
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Delicate Dilemma by Downdilly reviews
Harry must marry by February 14. The only problem is, nobody seems to want him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,429 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Curse of Durand by Nomad1 reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he finds the entire school under an ancient and deadly dangerous enchantment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,426 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Milgram reviews
The war is over, now it is time for Harry to discover why it was so easy for Voldemort to take power. This story is inspired by Milgram's experiments back in the 1960s. Why was the population so obedient? Or will this turn into a story about punishment and revenge on the Deatheaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014
Harry Potter and the Cell reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is locked up in London Police department, does he have a heroic escape or is he sentenced to life in prison, or is he sentenced to execution by a firing squad, electric chair, leathal injection, or is he burned alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Almost Suicide reviews
Harry Potters 6th year is begining and we hope it will turn out well. But will it? Is this when he gets into a war? Falls in Love?
This story will reveal his life in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.