(this takes place right after 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten') The cat of the forest are Growing... SANE! now, only one thing can save them, the legendary Derpi-Turtle! It is trapped in a fortress of sane cats, so only an "elite" team of warriors can save it! jam packed with fourth-wall breaks, it is the second book in the 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten' series! Rated T just in case

Swiftstorm has had a terrible life... he lost his mother, and his only friend for the first seven moons of his life, his only brother. He makes some new friends... they all die. when nothing could get worse, he is blamed for MURDERING some cats he didn't even know by his own AUNT! Now he has been kicked out of the clan, and must make a life of his own on his own... or does he?

* note- this takes place shortly after Bramblestar's storm* out of boredom, Firestar made it rain catnip, but was that such a good idea? now the warriors, kits, apprentices, and even Leaders and Deputies are going crazy and Squirrelflight can't stop braking the fourth wall! plus Brightheart has waaaaay too many kits! rated T just in case