John Solarthide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. A newbie fanfiction writer with some ideas and some not-ideas. Currently writing a sequel the A Black Comedy and a piece of original parody set in the Harry Potter universe. On the back burner is a more serious story some 100 years before the events of the books. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
You'll Be The Death of Me by Dominikki644 reviews
AU. OC: Graces Malfoy, Draco's twin sister. Neville, with his usual bad luck, ends up partners with Graces Malfoy for Herbology, just after landing her father in Azkaban, after the Ministry ordeal. Will this partnership prove to be as awful as it sounds? 6th year. Rated M for sexual content. Now on Ao3 As well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 774,345 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Neville L., OC
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,705 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Luna Lovegood, PI by mugglesftw reviews
A mystery lurks at the heart of Hogwarts castle. A tangled web of lies and subterfuge that is so deep, so all encompassing, that only a mind as unique as Luna Lovegood's could ever hope to perceive it. Together, Luna Lovegood and her trusty partner Sue Li must uncover the truth: Who took the electrical outlets in Hogwarts, and how is this keeping Professor Binn's employed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Minerva M., Luna L., Su L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Life And Times of John Solart reviews
Nearly 500 years of living will make anyone go crazy and want to die. John Solart knows that well, having been hoping to die for more than a hundred years now. Teaching those less gifted in the Dark Arts seemed like the only way out and now he waits for his students to come up with a way to kill his Dark Lord alter ego. Meanwhile the only thing to do is reminisce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015
A Graceful Comedy
One year in Hogwarts Grace Lupin, daughter of Remus Lupin and Bellatrix Black, better known to some as Rapebaby, becomes the Head Girl. She has impeccable credentials, two years of Slytherin prefect duties behind her and the implicit trust of Albus Dumbledore. Less known is her 6 years worth of experience on pranking Hogwarts from the shadows of perfection. Sequel to A Black Comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,940 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/30/2015