Name: well I personally don't like my given name so I'm not going to tell you sorry not sorry

Gender: Female

Age: 118 - 100 = (you do the math)

Sexuality: Aromantic Aesexual

Likes: reading, writing, yaoi, anime, drama, music and mythology

dislikes: bullies, idiots, snobs, my mother and girly stuff like make up

fears: heights, flying, in closed spaces and social interactions

fav quotes: if I can't blow you away with my brilliance then I'll baffle you with my bullshit.

We're all a little mad here.

With great power comes a great need to take a nap, wake me up later.

I once killed a man in his sleep using only his own mustache and a grape.

The government is the sails, the people the wind, and the time the sea. As long as there is people to repair the ship, it can be used forever.

An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong.

It's better to be a smartass rather then a dumbass.

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest. All because they don't wish to see anyone else suffer the way they did.

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of North Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich

I pledge to think of England whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking

I pledge to think of France when ever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up to easily... or I manipulate other into doing my chores

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others battles... or I support another yaoi pairing

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get Paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or I take crushing too far

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat

I pledge to think of South Italy whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!)

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or I sell stuff on Ebay

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or someone steals my word (AWESOME)

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Things to try on an elevator:

1. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.

3. Meow occasionally.

4. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.

5. Say DING at each floor.

6. Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk then announce that this is your personal space.

8. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

9. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

10. Call out a group hug, then enforce it.

11. Wait until the elevator is full then say: "I bet you are wondering why I gathered all of you here today."

I'll remember Percy

when someone curses the SEA.

I'll remember Jason

when I glance at the SKY.

I'll remember Leo

when someone says FIRE is dangerous.

I'll remember Nico

when I stare into the DARKNESS.

I'll remember them all

because they need to be for all those they have saved

and those they have lost.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will ask Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased pull out a pen and say: BEWARE I HAVE A PEN!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him .

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

--FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it