Hi! Thanks for visiting my profile. Before you scroll down, here are some facts about me.

Name: Onyx - unfortunately, no, that is not my real name.

Location: Southern Missouri - yes, I do have an accent

GO CARDS!!

Life Motto - You be nice to me, and I'll be nice to you.

Fave Pairings: Harry Potter - Hermione/Harry ; Hermione/Severus ; Hermione/Viktor ; Hermione/anyone, except the weird pairings like Hagrid, or Dumbledore, or Mr. Weasley. I also enjoy a good Drarry story.

Bones - Booth/Brennan ; Angela/Hodgins ; Aubrey/Jessica

Leverage - Parker/Eliot ; Sophie/Nate

TV Shows I Enjoy - MASH, Friends, Golden Girls, Designing Women, All In the Family, The Jeffersons, Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman, Walker Texas Ranger, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, NCIS, Hawaii Five-O, Mike and Molly, Leverage, That 70's Show, Waiting For God, Keeping Up Appearances, Frasier, Criminal Minds, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Are You Being Served, Vicar of Dibley, The Inbetweeners, Skins, Bones, Grounded For Life, Emergency!, Living Single, The Nanny, and many, many others.

Music - Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Postmodern Jukebox, Alabama Shakes, The Beatles, Heart, Breaking Benjamin, Digital Daggers, Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, The Judds, The Supremes, Paloma Faith, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Imelda May, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Justin Timberlake, Kesha, Donna Summer, Helena Paparizou, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Jack White, Kid Rock, etc. You name it, I probably listen to it. Unless it's Justin Bieber.

I have way too many favorite movies to even start listing.

I try to keep my stories upbeat. I'm an exceptionally happy person most of the time, so I don't think I'd be able to write drama even if I tried.

I try to write a realistic Hermione Granger. She's human, so I figure she could have some vices. She could also have a piercing or two. Nothing trashy, but maybe her bellybutton, nose or tongue. Also, as she gets older, I figure she could change her hair. After all, none of us still look the same as we did in high school. At least I don't. So, if that offends you, I'm sorry. You can't go through life without changing some things about yourself, and the way I see it, Hermione Granger's no different.

I believe in equal love for everyone. Gay, straight, bisexual, black, white, pink and purple polka dotted. Love who you wanna love. I don't have the right to judge.

I love a good lemony story.

I adore anything British or Irish. Especially Alan Rickman.

The only kids I have are the four legged kind. My tuxedo cat Sylvester and new to the family - Chester the turtle.

My favorite year was hands down 2006. I got married and got three new nieces that year.

I paint crafts and sell them at the local flea market.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste, which I don't. I put mine to good use every day.

I played tennis in school and soccer during the summer.

Did I mention I LOVE THE CARDINALS!!

I love all animals, except snakes and bugs.

Anything else you wanna know about me, or if you just wanna chat, send me a PM.