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BGM: Aboard the Sweet Stuff (Wario Land: Shake It!)

"TUBBA BLUBBA?!" Nyx would yell after they had teleported back onto the ship.

"Yup, you heard right." Dark Xena nodded. "The Wario Bros just laid it out just like that."

Anthony smirked. "So… now we know where the deed is at. Heh, hook line and sinker…"

"I'll admit, I never thought they'd reveal all of that to us." Sarge said. "I guess that goes to show they had their guards down."

"It's quite telling, I'll give 'em that." Umber said.

Anthony let out a chuckle. "Alright, team meeting. NOW." He said as he and the rest of MAJC went into the ship.

"So, how are you feeling?" Jade asked, deciding to sit on the hood of the Wario Car.

"Oh, a little sore… but not too bad." Nyx shrugged. "Anthony did manage to talk me out of my revenge against the Wario Bros. Which, honestly, I think I needed to hear it. He knew what I was going through since he had this kind of hatred with Jacques, although mine was a lot worse. I can get my house back and possibly my old life… meanwhile, he doesn't have such a luxury."

She let out a sigh. "Now… now I have a more grudging respect against those two, considering I've found out that they saved my life from drowning."

"Well, glad to know you got out of that funk. I was worried I was going to have to shoot it out of you." Iris joked. "Kidding, but I would slap the hell out of you."

"So, now what? Once we get out of this dimension, we need to go find the deed at WarioWare." Umber said. "And who knows where that's at!"

"Well… I got over my revenge against them." Nyx said before flashing a smirk. "However, this is a golden opportunity! I may have gotten over it… but now I'm more into poetic justice."

"Oh please tell us this one isn't as violent as your revenge fantasies." Dark Xena said. "Which is rich, coming from me since I love to cut loose compared to my twin."

"Hey, I tend to cut loose sometimes too. Just… not as often as you." Xena telepathically said.

"My point exactly." Dark Xena chuckled.

"Oh no, this is a lot tamer… and I say we ought to go pay Tubba Blubba a visit, I believe he would want in on the action too." Nyx smirked.

"Remind us who he looks like?" Sarge asked.

"Well, he's a Blue Spike…"

"Blue Spikes? I've heard they tend to grow into a giant." Jade pointed out.

"That's a rarity. I'm pretty sure good ol' kind hearted Tubba is still the same small lil' guy I used to love hanging out with." Nyx smiled. "He may not have been all there upstairs, but he's a gentle soul."

"So, we get Tubba and then what?" Iris asked.

"And then…" Nyx let out a chuckle. "We go to WarioWare and wreck shit up."

"Objection!" Umber raised his hand. "So say if we do go into WarioWare and wreck everything… how would this be fair to some people who may actually enjoy working there?"

Nyx's eyes widened. "Oooh… uh…"

"Still a little revenge hungry, I see." Jade deadpanned.

"That's our Nyx for ya." Dark Xena snickered.

"Sorry, force of habit…" Nyx rubbed her head sheepishly.

"…We could threaten to break stuff." Iris said. "Or perhaps negotiate… I'm just spit balling here."

Nyx smirked. "Negotating, huh? And if I don't like the terms, we can have Tubba make a mess…"

Iris sweatdropped. "That's not what I was going for, but okay…"

"I'll shoot down a few vases! Perhaps a few busts. Heheheh." Sarge chuckled.

Umber let out a chuckle. "I could just threaten 'em with Ultra Necrozma." He smirked. "Reminds me of the time I threatened someone with Nebby."

In the past…

"GIVE ME LILLIE OR YOU'RE GONNA GET A MOONGEIST BEAM RIGHT UP YOUR ASS, LETTUCE!"

"You fool! That's Ghetsis to you, you cretin!" He growled.

"TICK TOCK." Umber said as Nebby started to charge up, causing Ghetsis to sweat a little.

"Alright, alright! Here's the brat!" Ghetsis said, pushing Lillie to him.

"Thank you. Moongeist Beam." He said smugly, as Nebby unleashed Moongeist Beam onto Ghetsis.

"AAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"Oooooh!" Guzma winced. "Heh, deserved!"

In the present…

"Definitely one of my shining moments… heheheh." Umber said with a gleeful smirk on his face.

Holy SHIT, I think I just fell in love with you even more… Both Xenas thought at the exact same time.

"Why do I feel like you pulled a Gloria?" Nyx sweatdropped.

"I did it first, she decided to just add her own flare to it." Umber shrugged.

"Riiiiight…" Jade rolled her eyes.

Meanwhile, with MAJC…

"I was hoping he'd be that stupid," Anthony mused as he and his teammates were in a separate room aboard the Sweet Stuff, away from the others.

"So now we've confirmed the location of the deed," Chloe began. "Only problem is...we don't know where in WarioWare it is."

"I say we just turn the whole place inside out till we find it!" Mona suggested.

"That's going to cause more problems than it'll solve," Jen pointed out. "First of all, do we even have any idea where it's stored?"

"Hmm... I imagine that Wario's got it stashed away somewhere secure, Mistress Jennifer," Zoey proposed. "But what I want to know is what we should do about those working under Wario."

"Oh yeah... it'd be a good idea to keep them out of this," Camrin agreed. "Any ideas on that front?"

"We could always try the fire alarm trick," Anthony offered. "Quick, simple, and a surefire way to clear the building. It'll give us a window where we can search the place for the deed and slip out undetected."

"Mmph...that'll work," Mona reluctantly agreed.

"We can't treat this like a smash and grab, Mona," Anthony frowned. "The last thing I want is for us to get into a massive brawl and have the whole place go up in fumes like the Schnee mansion did."

"Yes. I would like to avoid another direct confrontation with Wario if I can help it for that reason," Zoey added.

"Alright, fiiiiiiiine. But if he finds me first, I'm gonna beat him up," Mona commented.

"Oh yeah, and make sure y'all bring gloves for this if you don't have any. Wouldn't want to get busted by the authorities investigating the place," Jen suggested.

"I feel like there's more we could get found out by...but eh, we'll be fine. It's not like he's gonna get some supercop on our case," Camrin mused.

With the Wario Bros…

"Bro, you ever feel like we made a dumb decision right now?" Waluigi asked.

"Nah…" Wario responded, munching on some garlic.

"Good, me neither."

"Hey, you two." Nyx walked over to them. "I…" She took a deep breath, seeming to swallow her pride. "I… I want to apologize for my behavior earlier. From the bottom of my heart… I'm… sorry that I was planning on killing you right then and there, and on top of that… I'm genuinely grateful that you saved me back there."

Wario chuckled. "No harm done there, girl."

"Yeah." Waluigi agreed.

"So… we cool?" Wario asked.

Nyx gave a geniuine smile. "Yeah, we're cool. I'll look forward to work with ya and beat the crap out o the Shake King."

"Same here!" Wario said as the two shook on it and then Wario walked the other way as did Nyx, the latter smirking.

I almost feel bad for what I'm gonna do to them once we get out of this dimension… but hey, karma is a cold bitch. She thought.

Please tell me that that was genuine. Dark Xena telepathically said to her.

It was. I had to swallow my pride for that.

Dark Xena chuckled. That's good enough for us.

With a nod, Nyx leaned back on the Warthog and started to go deep in thought… but realized something, causing her to snicker. "Shake King… that's a good pun…" She giggled.

Later…

"Here we are, the Jiggle Jungle!" Syrup said once they docked.

"Hey Syrup, you want to come with us?" Jade asked.

"Oh, I'll join you when we face the Shake King. He owes me some new floorboards." Syrup said with a smirk.

"Good enough for me!" Jade giggled as they walked off.

World 4-1 - Ropey Jungle - Climbing on the Vines!

BGM: Ropey Jungle (Wario Land: Shake It!)

"Man, the shubbery is so thick here…" Nyx said.

"Allow me~!" Mona smiled, pulling out her machete and proceeded to slash through the shubbery with ease.

"Oh, that's right… I forgot the crazy girl has a machete." Jade sweatdropped.

"I don't use it that often… I mean, what sounds better? Stabbing people or punching the living oxygen out of someone's gut?" Mona grinned.

"How about blasting someone with a shotgun?" Sarge suggested.

"Nah, punching's better." Mona giggled.

"Punching the oxygen out of someone? Someone's very punch drunk…" Umber deadpanned.

"When isn't she?" Camrin chuckled.

"Besides, the machete's only used for the Grimm… not that it matters, I can wrestle an Ursa with my bare hands and I'd only have a few scratches while that asshole is writhing in agony."

"It's true, I've seen her do it on one such mission. She even twisted its neck for good measure." Anthony said.

"…Note to self: Don't ask her for neck massages." Waluigi shuddered as they walked into a clearing where they saw rope swings.

"Oooh, niiiice!" Camrin grinned as he started climbing on the ropes and swung around, grabbing onto some vines as he started climbing up while the others walked through, with Sarge shooting some Scarracudas that were in the water as they climbed up the vines and kept going while Camrin opened up a treasure chest from above.

"…What in the…?" Camrin wondered, pulling out sharp teeth as he hopped down to meet up with the others. "Do we know anybody that needs new teeth?"

"Uh… not that we know of anyone." Jen said.

"How about give it to Kirby? The kid doesn't have any teeth." Mona suggested, causing JINX, Umber and the Wario Bros to picture Kirby with sharp teeth, causing them to pale up at the thought.

"OH HELL NO!" They yelled, causing Mona to sweatdrop.

"Yeeeeah, good point…"

Piranha Dentures - Sturdily made dentures that can bite through the hardest of peanut brittles.

"Last thing we need is a puffball that eats anything with sharp teeth…" Umber shuddered at the thought as they walked away.

"Yeah… don't know why anyone would wear these." Camrin said, tossing it behind him as they continued on where they would then come across some strange flowers.

"Hmm, those look kinda menacing…" Jade said.

"Hang on, we need to try something." Dark Xena said, telekinetically lifting a Bandernino and placing it on the plant… when right on cue, spikes came out of the leaves and quickly ate the Bandernino alive.

"Holy crap!" Sarge exclaimed.

"It's a… carnivorous plant!" Nyx exclaimed

"Yup, that checks out…"

"Why'd you use a Bandernino?" Jade asked.

"Because we couldn't find a stick."

"There's one right there." Iris said, pointing to a stick lying next to a ledge.

"Oh… how about that. Eh, nothing we can do about it now." Dark Xena shrugged and then noticed some of the Venus Guytraps were closed and acted like platforms. "Hmm… fascinating… you can use that as platforms."

"Oh please, who would be dumb enough to use carniverous plants as platforms?" Iris asked.

"Wah! Oh! Gah! Waaaah! That's a close one! WAAAAAAH!" Waluigi yelped, jumping through the plants as they were attempting to bite down on him until he got on to some vines to save himself.

"Exhibit A." Dark Xena said.

Iris sweatdropped. "I stand corrected." She said as Waluigi came down with some treasure.

"I found some treasure!" Waluigi said.

"Ooooh! What'd you get?" Wario asked as Waluigi revealed it from his hands.

"Ta-dah!"

"…A mouse?" Wario raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I didn't get it either." Waluigi shrugged.

Pied Piper's Pupil - This rat learned from the best, and no one can resist his song.

"I think it's more of a rat." Nyx pointed out.

"Meh, whatever." Waluigi shrugged, tossing it into a Venus Guytrap where it proceeded to eat it, then they walked ahead where they saw purple varaints of the Venus Guytrap, and when Dark Xena found a stick and put it inside, it instantaneously bit down.

"Oooh, this one's an opportunist…" Dark Xena said as they made their way over, then Wario would spot some Stone Blocks as he proceeded to shoulder bash them as he grabbed a hold of a treasure chest and opened it up, greedily pulling out an item.

"What in the name of…?" Wario wondered, staring at the item in question. "What is this?"

Eye of the Storm - Tired of the rain? Just poke this treasure right in the eye, and it's nothing but blue skies.

"It's junk!" Wario said, tossing it behind him as he regrouped with the others as they would go through where they would see a caged Merfle surrounded by purple Venus Guytraps.

"…That's a problem." Jade said.

"Not for long~!" Dark Xena smiled, aiming her hand at the cage and telekinetically brought it over to them, then she snapped her fingers as the Venus Guytraps were caught ablaze.

"I was wondering when the genocide would happen…" Sarge said, causing Dark Xena to chuckle while she split the cage in half.

"Woo! Thanks!" The Merfle smiled as Dark Xena teleported it away.

"Alright, let's go." She said as they walked ahead until they came across a Warp Pipe and hopped inside, where they would appear at some bay with another submarine… and several buckets of fresh paint.

End BGM

The Wario Bros gasped. "Another Subwarine!" They exclaimed and rushed toward it, but Dark Xena would quickly hold them in place.

"You did that last time. I say we have a turn." Dark Xena said.

"Alriiiiight! Now we're talking!" Nyx grinned as JINX went right to work on painting it.

"Hey hey, I got an idea for it!" Umber said as he jumped in.

"It's missing a lack of red. Let me help!" Sarge said as he jumped in as well… and when they were finished, the body of the submarine was silver as Jade had painted a few Ghosts on it, the Xenas having painted on Bob-ombs, a splash of red on the nose of the submarine courtesy of Sarge and a mural of a crescent moon that Umber was rather proud of.

"I couldn't think of anything to add, so I just helped Nyx with the silvery color." Iris said, both of them fist bumping.

"Looking good!" Zoey said as everyone nodded… minus the Wario Bros.

"I like our colors better…" Wario mumbled as they climbed aboard, but Sarge would notice something about the crescent moon.

"Wait, IS THAT A BLUE MOON?!" He yelled, causing Umber to snicker.

"You did that just to spite him, didn't you?" Dark Xena asked.

"Who, me?" Umber asked innocently, causing both Xenas to giggle before Dark Xena and Umber fist bumped each other, as Sarge went inside, grumbling.

"Dirty blues…" He grumbled… and then the Wario Bros found that Nyx was taking over the controls.

"Wah?! What are you doing at the controls?!"

"Didn't you say it was just like Mario Kart? How bad can it be?" Nyx smiled and then started diving… and Sarge was right by her side, ready to blow everything up with torpedoes.

"…We're screwed." The Wario Bros sweatdropped.

"That's what we said about you the last time." Jen mumbled.

World 4-2 - Windbreak Bay - More Underwater Adventures!

BGM: Windbreak Bay (Wario Land: Shake It!)

"I see some enemies up ahead!" Sarge said.

"Those jellyfish things? Knock 'em dead!" Nyx smirked.

"…Wait a minute, hold on now!" Iris spoke up. "You said it was just like Mario Kart, right?"

"Yeah?" Nyx turned her head. "What about it?"

Iris smiled, pulling out an Invincible Candy. "Ooooh, no reason~ Just found a reason to finally use this that I found at Ice Cream Islands." She said, throwing it into the controls as the Submarine lit up and took off like a Torpedo Ted on steroids.

End BGM

BGM: Invincible! (Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards)

"WAHOOOOOOO!" Nyx cheered.

"YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!" Sarge cheered while the Wario Bros were shot toward the back of the sub.

"Ooof!" Waluigi grunted… and then Wario accidentally crushed him. "WAAAAGH!"

"Sorry!" Wario apologized as Nyx swerved through the water, ramming into everything she could while also picking up three treasure chests as everyone couldn't open up due to the Invincible Candy. There was a wall barrier at the end… only to get completely annihilated as Nyx slammed through it as they also picked up the Caged Merfle… and then the candy wore off and it came to a gentle stop.

End BGM

"Oooogh…" Wario said as he melted to the ground along with Waluigi, causing Jade to suck them up with her Poltergust and then spat them out where they were back to normal… though Wario was wearing purple and Waluigi was wearing yellow.

"WAAAAAH!" They yelped as they quickly changed clothes.

"Aaah, much better." Wario said.

"Where'd you get your license!" Waluigi complained.

"I don't have one." Nyx smiled, causing Waluigi to sweatdrop as they went to the surface where they hopped out and pulled out the treasures along with the Caged Merfle that Wario destroyed.

"Thanks!" The Merfle smiled as Dark Xena teleported it away.

"Alright… let's look at these wonderful treasures that we recklessly ran over." Mona said, opening up the first one. "…Aww, this poor guy!" She said, pulling out a Lanternfish.

Lanternfish - This poor fish. No one told it that paper lanterns don't work underwater.

"Better not give it to Blake." Anthony said as Mona tossed the Lanternfish into the water as Waluigi pulled out the next treasure.

"…Oh, this is just lame!" He said, pulling out a seashell. "Pathetic!" He said, tossing it behind him but Dark Xena would grab it.

"Cute!" She smiled. "This'll definitely look great on our nightstand."

"You know it!"

Ammoniteless Shell - There used to be a cool creature living in this thing, but it's gone now. Lame.

"Ah yeah, we got a clam! They got pearls in 'em!" Mona exclaimed, opening it up as she let out a gasp. "Oh my!"

"…Pig pearls?" Sarge wondered.

"Not just any pig pearls. They're shiny! It's mine!" Mona giggled.

Swine Pearls - Why put the one before the other?

"I'll just happily store this… let's go!" Mona grinned and walked away with a hum as they would see a cannon. "Oooh! Sweet!" She said as she hopped inside and launched herself up into the air. "WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

BGM: Airytale Castle (Wario Land: Shake It!)

Mona went straight through the clouds and landed gracefully on a platform… well, as graceful as Mona could possibly be. "Whooooooa… what is this place?" She wondered as she was joined by the others.

"Hey, what's… going… on… oh my." Nyx said as they stared at the castle in front of them. "Weeeell, this looks interesting!"

"I would ask how in the world we're standing on clouds but that's pretty much a thing in the Mushroom Kingdom." Umber said.

"Don't forget Popstar." Dark Xena added with Umber nodding.

"When there's a castle… there's treasure! Wahoo!" Wario exclaimed as he took off running.

"Hey, wait up!" Nyx exclaimed as they took off.

"Wee, it's like I'm floating on air~!" Mona sang, causing Camrin and Chloe to chuckle a bit.

World 4-3 - Airytale Castle - Walking on Cloud Nine… literally!

"Make some room!" Wario said, punching the ground which caused a pillar to rise up from the ground as they walked in while also taking care of some Short Fuses and Pitchforks that got in their way, where they would go into the first doorway and found themselves in a room that was filled with targets and a treasure chest, and when Iris opened it up…

"Huh, would you look at that…" She said, pulling out a bow and arrow.

Cupid's Bow - How's your aim?

"Hmm… hey Dark, how are you and Xena good with archery?" Iris asked.

"Well, we do have a bow… but that's mostly with our exploding dust." Dark Xena said.

"Not to mention it's more of a slingshot type of deal." Xena telepathically added.

Iris smiled. "Well, knock yourselves out!" She said, handing them the bow. "Go nuts with those arrows, there's plenty of 'em in the chest."

"Alright… here goes nothing." Dark Xena said, nocking an arrow into the bow, aimed… and fired a few arrows, all of them hitting bullseyes which opened up the door.

"HUH?!" Jade and Iris yelled in surprise.

"Oh, I've been teaching those two a little bit of archery." Nyx nonchalantly said. "…Though, I did have some help with Link. Crossbows just don't cut it."

"That'd do it." Iris nodded.

"We prefer the slingshot variety… but that's just us." Dark Xena said, hopping down as they would go into the next area as walked through a hallway as Sarge shot up a few Pitchforks as they wandered outside, finding moving platforms over spike pits.

"Hoo, that's tricky." Waluigi said.

"If Mario can do it, then so can we!" Wario boasted as they climbed the ladders while Dark Xena spootted something above them and levitated up where she spotted a chest.

"Oooh, come to mama!" Dark Xena said as she opened it up… and a toucan with a rainbow beak flew out. "Wah!" She yelped in surprise.

"Did that bird have… a rainbow beak?"

Dark Xena turned her head to see the toucan. "Yup, it's a rainbow alright." She said as the toucan flew off.

Rainbow Toucan - Some birds fly so high that they become rainbows. This bird is just wearing makeup.

"It sure was pretty though."

"Oh yeah." Dark Xena smiled as she decided to fly up a little more to see where the passage led her while at the same time, the others got across the spike pits as the Wario Bros jumped… but as Waluigi jumped, the platform moved a bit further while Wario jumped… and he landed in the spike pit.

"YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWCH!" Wario yelled, springing up and landing on the ground. "Oooogh… I'm okay!" He said as Dark Xena landed near them with a big sack of cash floating next to her.

"What'd we miss?" Dark Xena asked.

"Wario landing on some spikes." Anthony responded.

"Ouch…" Dark Xena winced as they wandered ahead where Jade would spot a ladder as she climbed down and found the last treasure chest as she opened it up.

Jade let out a gasp. "A new pair of shoes!" She said before frowning. "Oh… just one." She sighed as she pulled it out. "I suppose it'll do… I could just have Kamek duplicate it."

Flying Slipper - These slippers let you fly like a bird ...if you have more than one.

Jade would climb back up the ladder and would reunite with everyone where they would be shattering the cage that held the Merfle, then Dark Xena teleported it to the Sweet Stuff.

"Alright, we should be good to go." Jade said and with a nod from everyone, they walked over where a portal would take them to Soggybog River… however, it closed on Wario and Dark Xena and then a golden portal popped up in front of them.

End BGM

"What the hell?!" Dark Xena said right as they walked in.

"Waaaaah!" Wario yelled as he started falling and landed right onto a Rocket Bucket while Dark Xena caught herself. "Mmph… what the heck is going-" Suddenly, the Rocket Bucket started lift off and started flying Wario around. "WAAAAAAH!"

"Whoa, hang on, big guy!" Dark Xena said as she flew after him.

World 4-Secret 1 - Launchpad Labyrinth - Rocket Away!

BGM: Launchpad Labyrinth (Wario Land: Shake It!)

"Waaaah! I don't know how to control this thing!" Wario exclaimed as it started flying around as he noticed it was heading straight for spikes on a wall, but Dark Xena would swiftly stop him from crashing.

"Don't worry, we got ya!" Dark Xena said.

"Try to get a feel for it. Make it obey you!" Xena suggested.

"I can't find the contro-… oh, there it is!" Wario said, finding the wheel and then noticed it was on auto-pilot. "Wah! Apparently it was on auto pilot!"

"I'm no expert… but shouldn't auto-pilot move AWAY from obstacles and death?"

"…Something's up with that." Dark Xena folded her arms. "I'm suspecting it could've been a trap by the Shake King."

"You think so?"

"I'm pretty sure." Dark Xena nodded and would explain her suspicions to the plumber.

"Wouldn't put it past him!" Wario said. "Now then, let's find a way out of here!"

"We'll be right behind ya!" Dark Xena smiled as the two flew around together, Wario merging his way around rotating spikes as Dark Xena would give him an extra push or pull, while the two would also extract treasure chests from hidden spots, then would continue to fly/levitate around with Dark Xena stopping some spikes that would have destroyed the bucket that Wario was controlling… until eventually, they came to a gentle stop right next to a caged Merfle.

End BGM

"Thanks for the help, you two!" Wario said, giving the Xenas a thumbs up as Dark Xena did the same with a smile, then Dark Xena would teleport the Merfle away once they freed it.

"Alright, what do we got in these chests?" Dark Xena wondered as she pulled out the first one, which was nothing more than a pot. "Uh… we're not sure what this is… but I think we could give it to one of the Links."

"Oh yeah, give one of the Links a pot. That'll go well!"

Dark Xena snickered. "Right?"

Pot Full O' Mystery - Come on, just look at the thing! That is one mysterious pot!

"Treasure number two! What do we have!" Wario greedily rubbed his hands and pulled out the next treasure. "Huh…"

"Is… is that what we think it is?" Dark Xena asked.

"Yup, it's a dung beetle necklace!" Wario nodded.

Dung Beetle Pendant - Jeweled pendant of a dung beetle. Why? Seriously, why?

"Ewwww!"

"That's a majorly hard pass!" Dark Xena grimaced as Wario tossed it behind him as the Xenas would then open up the last chest. "Oh look, this is for you."

"GOLD!" Wario greedily grabbed it. "Good! Mona's not here to snag it from me! Wahahaha!"

Solid-Gold Flyer - An ancient flyer made of the finest gold. Advertising used to be classier.

"Personally, I prefer my flyers not decked out in gold…"

Ditto.

"Soooo… know where to go next?" Wario asked.

"Hang on, let me try something real quick." Dark Xena said and then closed her eyes. Hey, cutie pie. Can you hear me?

"Dark? Oh thank Arceus! We were worried that you and Wario didn't come with us! …Wait, did you just call me cutie pie?"

That's not important right now. Where you at?

"Soggybog River. Can you get a brief look at where we are?"

I'll try. Dark Xena concentrated, using her telepathy on Umber to locate where they're at, finding themselves in a rainy swamp. Found you. We'll be with you shortly.

"Okay! See you soon!"

Yeah!

"Why are you blushing?" Wario asked curiously. "Seriously, that's a dark shade of red!"

Hey bud, you blushing too?

"Yup! I can definitely feel it…"

Dark Xena giggled. "Don't worry about it." She said as she grabbed Wario's arm. "Let's go!" She said as they teleported away.

With the Shake King…

"Blast! My Rocket Bucket trap failed!" He growled. "These heroes are really starting to annoy me…" He then let out a chuckle. "But no matter, I will make sure that those fools will not defy me this time. Ahahahaha!"

Meanwhile, at Diamond City…

A lone taxi cab came to a stop, covered in soot as Bowser stormed out of the taxi cab with Erik right behind him. "Worst taxi ride ever! You had no reason to go into space!" Bowser roared.

"Hey, we just wanted to take the scenic route!" Dribble said.

"Yeah, what he said!" Spitz said. "Oh, by the way… we need your cab fare!"

"Here's your tip!" Bowser said, breathing fire on them. Once the fire dissipated, both of them coughed out smoke.

"Yeah… that's par for the course…" Dribble said, coughing a little bit as they drove off.

"Hmph!" Bowser grumbled. "Maybe we can try that club over there."

"Club… Sugar?" Erik tilted his head.

"Did I stutter? Let's go!" Bowser said as he walked off.

Erik sweatdropped. "Something tells me he felt a bit cramped in that taxi…" He said as he walked after him.

The following roast was given permission to me by Flash. Note, this is all in good fun so don't get your panties in a twist here, my good readers!

*ahem*

Oh Flash... Flash Flash Flashy Flash... DUDE! How did you not realize that after all these years, the Shake King was based off of a pun of shaking?

You mean to tell me that you once fought Dimentio when you had a stomach bug but you never realized that? Good gravy, I think that stomach bug turned you into a Slowpoke!

Slooooooooow.

Poooooooooke.

Seriously, i've seen Slowpoke predict the weather faster on Pokemon Channel than you figuring out that the Shake King was a pun!

Ah well, what can you do?