Shijin-samahide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Portal, Robin Hood BBC, and Team Fortress 2. Hello my friends and welcome to my humble abode, also known as my profile. As I am sure you are only passing through to check out my stories and such I won't bore you overly with to much talk. Name Translation: Lord Poet Number of times my PenName has been changed: 5 Monthly Quote: "Why Sir you have gone mad with power!" "Of course I have. Going mad without it is no fun. No one listens to you!" -The Simpsons Movie Actual Profile: Name: Zoe Age: Nineteen Current Life: Sophomore College Student Country of residence: United States of America !Quotes! "Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught." "If at first you don't succeed, burn all evidence that you tried." "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!" "May those who defy fate be granted Glory." "We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! " "Everyone knows how to made scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth; the default setting. Like knowing how to swim, and not to mix pickles and oatmeal. You just know. "I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet. |
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A Hyperbola of Reality by etcetera-cat reviews
There's an evil mage doing what evil mages do best, and Valdemar's only hope is the newest Chosen; a man named Michael who doesn't speak any known tongue, and who's relationship with his Companion seems to consists mainly of mutual injury. Horse turds.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,153 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 8/22/2005
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15375 - Favs: 24,028 - Follows: 21,133 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Friction by Remmak reviews
When Blair Hodges - a human amputee - visits a drell psychologist to cope with phantom pains, the last thing she expects is to be offered a cure through ritual hypnosis. The last thing Naveed Eldrani expects is for his patient to accept. ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - OC
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 7,678 - Follows: 8,683 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Fable by Sh1 n0 m1k0 reviews
Once upon a time...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,944 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Second Chances by charlotte30 reviews
A Viktor/Hermione pairing, originally posted on LiveJournal. If you are a Ron/Hermione fan, this story is probably not for you. Ron is not portrayed in the best light in this story. Posted here by request to allow easier reading of chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Toy by instance reviews
All Haruhi wanted in life was to get through school relatively unscathed. Hikaru and Kaoru have just found their new toy in the form of a very pretty, intelligent, and highly oblivious female scholarship student.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Saviour by Alphawolf69 reviews
Bioshock. What must the last sane human in Rapture be thinking? A series of audio diaries recorded by Dr. Tenenbaum, following the game's storyline. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE GAME! THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS!
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Resurrection by Suntiger reviews
Varia is a girl with many problems. Her main issue is to get rid of the people that live in her mind. Literally. Being a reincarnation of four different souls and having them inside your head isn't fun. But when Hiei 'visits' her, things get even worse
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,240 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
The Suit by earthy4 reviews
In which Terry and Bruce play their parts, and an old friend drops by for a gunfight and an argument or two. As can be expected, craziness ensues. Takes place early on in the series. FINALLY COMPLETE.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
You Can't Take Me by Stormdragon6 reviews
Sakura knew and trusted nothing when she was stolen in the night for the sole purpose of being Akatsuki's favored plaything. The days are dark, the ever-present eyes on her watchful, and her determination to return home and spite her kidnappers neverending. But Akatsuki could have no way of knowing that...until she escapes. Fourshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 856 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Hana Ni Arashi by Raina1 reviews
Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,805 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
These Crimson eyes by Xeno-Freak reviews
What would you do if you had a second chance? A better chance? The life, or should I say, death, of Uzumaki Naruto just got more interesting…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Somewhere in Between by AJ Rayne reviews
Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Short Encounter by Starlouse reviews
What would happen if Snape met Harry after he had a detention with Umbridge? Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 419 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11696 - Favs: 23,328 - Follows: 8,305 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Apparation by Because-I-Got-High reviews
1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,481 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 4,848 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inside My Mind by A.Darkside reviews
To make it simple, a girl gets stuck with four bishounen in her mind...wait, what the heck? A crazy story about a girl and her new ‘friends’ surviving each other and attempting to live in peace as they send psychiatrists running for their mommies. FIN.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,252 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
The Kratos v2600 by Sleeps in Rain reviews
AniMerge's first complete, legit, and state of the art masterpiece! Your guide to getting a handle on your new slicing, dicing companion! [Note: manual format credited to Hikari Hrairrah]
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Swirl and Sours by seventhe reviews
[part of 'Warming Up'.] Reno and Yuffie: one eaten map, lots of sticks, no hamburgers, and a definite lack of Sunrise Sours.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 272 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Against Strawberry Fields by Gabi-hime reviews
Ten years before everything, their story starts, even if neither of them recalls. Auron & Rikku, two days after Braska's Calm.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
The Naked Dead, And Her by Guardian1 reviews
Post-game; Rikku deals with her red-coated ghosts the best way she knows how. It's tough being newly sixteen, sticky, and heartbroken.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 5,593 - Follows: 871 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unknown Potential by lethal paine reviews
There has been a war going on between two major intergalatic powers. Naota is kidnapped and becomes a prisoner of war, but why? And what does this have to do with Haruko and Atomsk? [complete]
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Complete
Consequences by MJ Mink reviews
AU: After their battle on Bespin, Luke and Vader meet again in a more elegant setting.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
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Miles To Go Before I Sleep reviews
Ariana Blackwell called Ari of Caulderon, an avid member of a medieval re-enactment group and an up and coming competition archer gains more than she ever wanted when she wins the Kingdom tourney and finds herself in Sherwood Forest. S1AU/OC-centric
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Robin Hood
MEDIC reviews
ANIMuS,The Animated Natural Immersion Simulator. Intended to be Aperture Science's next greatest project, has gone rouge. Even the worlds greatest AI GLaDOS has succumbed. Only one man stands between it and victory, Gavin Jordan. Codename: Medic.
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
And there was one
As the Fire Nation attacked we fled, forced form our homes, only half taught. Not yet ready for the cruel world that waited." In the attacks on the airbending temples, the Fire Nation was only so successful.Now three year the world will be rocked again.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Brought Together reviews
Harry Potter would be astounded if he only knew. He is the catalyst for meetings all over the world. He brings people together in the strangest ways. [Drabble Fics][All Parings][Sometimes AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007