A/N: Inspired by life.
11. Children
"Move move, move!"
"I'm moving, quit rushing me!"
"Quick! In the baby box - gently...!"
"Right."
"And now the bottle...! The blanket...!"
"Waaaa!"
"Idiot, not that one! The green one! She likes the green one!"
"Uh, right..."
"Don't forget to cover her feet."
"Sure..."
"Check if she holds the bottle right."
"Mhm... What now?"
"Now... we back away... slowly... quietly... yes, steady there... slowly back... toward the doors... now close it... gently...
"Okay, okay, calm down. I think I know how to close..."
"Fuck, don't raise your voice...!"
"Ugh... Okay, so what no?"
"Now we're staying quiet and Moroha falls asleep and stys sleeping until Kagome comes back."
"Okay. Inuyasha?..."
"Hm?"
"You're terrible at giving daddy lessons."
"Fuck off, Shippou. You wanted to learn how to put Moroba to bed, so don't complain that I taught you the best method."
"Running around the room in circles with her up in the air?"
"Yup."
"Letting her fall face first in a pile of pillows on your futon for a half of an hour?"
"The best way to tire her quickly and safely. And now shut up before you wake her up and we have to do it all over again."