Day 1: Battle Couple
"Shirt off!
"Shirt on!
"Shirt off!
"Let the bloody thing alone, wench!"
"It's the problem here, dog boy, it's bloody and I can't just put bandage over it!"
"I don't need any bandages, it's not my blood!"
"I have to make sure! And you can walk around all dirty! Shirt off!"
"Fine! But your shirt off first!"
"My shirt? It's clean and I'm not injured!
"Shirt off or mine stays on!"
"O-okay, but pants off first!"
"Pants?!"
"Yes! Yes, pants off!"
"No way! My pants stay on! I'll fight you! You'll be only in your socks before my pants are off!"
"That... That can be arranged."
"...It can?"
"Um... I mean... If you promise you let me dress your wounds..."
"Oi! We're talking about undressing here, not dressing! And I'm not wounded!"
"Yes, you are!
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"Not! And I can prove it!"
"..."
"..."
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"Aren't you going to show me your totally not injured torso?"
"Keh, fat chance, first you have to show me yours!"
('Can you two undress already? People try to sleep here!"
"Oh, I doubt I will be seeping much when Lady Kagome sheds her clo... No, no no, just forget I said anything!")