This account has been inactive since pretty much...a year, now. Yet I find myself updating this profile, of all things, because some people are just so pushy. Yeah, you know who you are. I'm blowing off studying history for this. Remind me again why I ever gave you my email ID.

I know my pen name is long, so you can just call me Fly.
I have a brother, he's ReallyAwesomeBoy on FF (and over my stinking dead body I will call him that) and I call him Bug because he's always bugging me.

My dream is to be a published author.

DO NOT CLICK THIS!!! EVER!!! THE WORLD WILL END!!! DON'T!!!

In a moment,
Everything can change,
Feel the wind on your shoulders,
For a minute, all the world can wait,
Let go of your yesterday.

Can you hear it calling?
Can you feel it in your soul?
Can you trust this longing?
And take control,

Fly
Open up the part of you that wants to hide away
You can shine,
Forget about the reasons why you can't in life,
And start to try, cause it's your time,
Time to fly.

-'Fly', by Hilary Duff

It’s normal to talk to myself, but when I start getting cut out of the conversations, that’s when I get worried.

Pairings I ship:
(not the comprehensive list, because I've missed some fifty...thousand...fandoms over here)

H.I.V.E.

NeroXRaven: My OTP. I love how, after all the bullets and explosions, her first words are always 'Are you all right?' and Nero always calls her 'my dear'. Why aren't they official yet? Mark Walden, if these two don't get together...you and I need to have a talk.

EDIT:
(potential spoilers!)

Yes, hello, Mark Walden. You see that shiny wrapped present at your doorstep? Yes, it's an award that just happens to be shaped like a nuclear bomb for the most incredible way to ruin a ship. So it's not enough that you had to make "the one woman [Nero] had ever truly loved" this random Elena chick--thus disregarding Raven, who has been there since book 1--now you have to create some sort of sick, bizarre backstory of a fifteen year old Natalya being taken in by Nero, who becomes a father figure or some shit to her? So now I can't ship my OTP without feeling like it's around 632 levels of wrong?

Thanks so much, Mark. (*u*)凸

Guys, wake up. The real villain isn't Overlord, or Furan, or Furan Part II, or those random assassins no one cares about, it's this author.

Wingelby: The Wraith with tall dark & humourless. They have AMAZING chemistry.

EDIT:
(potential spoilers!)

Amazing chemistry right up until they start dating.

Then you wonder what the hell happened and start shipping Ottelby and Otting instead.

Ottra:
"They're cute," was what I had said earlier.
"The eff is wrong with them," I asked later.
"I can't even...WHAT," is what I say now.

Ottelby: I confess that, right at the beginning, I thought Otto and Shelby would get together, and then Wing and Laura would probably be paired by default. I have no real love for the latter, but you read all the sassy little shit interactions that go down and you tell me you don't ship them, not even a little bit.

Otting: My dear, I'd actually write you a fanfiction proving that the status quo IS the way I claim it is, but after that utterly brilliant but utterly useless excuse of an M-rated fic from your side...*shrugs* I'll just let the ship speak for itself. (And it's screaming, "OTTO TOPS!". Just so you know.)

Harry Potter

Either I was too young to pay attention to ships when I read this series, or none of the pairings have any real chemistry? I dunno. Tumblr freaks the eff out over every HP pairing ever, but meh.

Artemis Fowl

NONE. NOTHING. NADA.

You know, I've always loved books in which it's the friendship, not romance, that's the core. I hope Artemis Fowl continues to remain an example of this.

I am TOTALLY against HollyXArty, although it feels like I'm fighting a losing battle here.
And I don't like Arty and Minerva either.
AND OVER MY DEAD BODY I SHIP FOALY AND OPAL. I mean, who even does that?!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

(X_X)

Do not even talk to me about HoH I s2g I will commit hara kiri.

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki and Kyouya: To be fair, I started properly shipping them only after that backstory of how they met and stuff.

Hikaru and Kaoru: I don't ship them for the sexy shows they put up for the host club (they are always so ridiculous and exaggerated that I really can't take them seriously, no matter how hot they might be). I ship them because of the way they care for each other in private--when there's no one to please, and all their actions (comparatively much more understated) speak volumes more about "brotherly love" than their drama ever does.

I think, with these two, the line between brotherly love and romantic love gets very blurry.

Also, if your heart didn't go out them after "Until the day it becomes a pumpkin!", you are dead to me.

And Haruhi is a strong, independent chick who don't need no man.

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

Do not even talk to me about this. I openly admit that I have lost any sense of shipping compass over Makoto, Haru and Rin.

Reigisa and GouxMikoshiba are my anchors.

...maybe I ship Rintori. When I'm not too busy pairing Rin with Haru. Or Makoto (it has been known to happen).

Death Note:

M&M

AU!LxL

I can't speak I'm overcome with feels.

The Bartimaeus trillogy:

I ship Bartimaeus and Ptolemy first and foremost.

After that, yeah, sure, BartyXNatty, KittyXNatty, whatever.

But Bartimaeus and Ptolemy have no contest.

Card Captor Sakura:

All canon. Really, in this show, everything that is canon is perfect and everything that is perfect is canon. Please watch this show for the ships.

The George Awards
(I think it's unfair to say "Hetalia fandom", because really, I'm only talking about George deValier here)

The I hate you both and I love you both and you make me cry and can you please just get together and shh bb don't cry it'll be okay and why are these two my favourite anyway all they do is bring me heartbreak award: Antonio (Spain) and Lovino (S. Italy) for Besame Much.
...Why.

The Inspiration to all VeraVerse couples award: Alfred (US) and Arthur (UK) for We'll Meet Again, because both of them made it out alive with their lives/limbs/major organs relatively intact.
Round of applause, guys.

The MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS award: Feliciano (N. Italy) and Ludwig (Germany) for Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart.
Need I even say any more.

The Tell me George why couldn't all your couples have had beautiful (occasionally angsty but ultimately 100% happy) endings like this award: Francis (France) and Matthew (Canada) for La Patisserie de la Rose.
Tell me, George.
Tell me why.

The Oslo award: Denmark and Norway for Catch Perfect.
Shame? Nope, never heard of it.

The Absolute adorableness in crazy surroundings award: Tino (Finland) and Berwald (Sweden) for Catch Perfect.
You bbs perf. Never change, yo.

The Yeah I didn't need my heart any way so let me wait for it to be ripped outaward: Sadiq (Turkey) and Gupta (Egypt) for Something To Remember You By (and every cameo Sadiq gets in AWS).
Pfft. Functional, non-confused hearts. Who needs them, anyway.

The DO NOT TALK TO ME I REJECT ALL YOUR PAINFUL HEADCANON ENDINGS OKAY award: Gilbert (Prussia) and Roderich (Austria) for Lily of the Lamplight.
They lived happily ever after and no one can convince me otherwise. Well, they did in the MapleVerse (for which they also get the Wrecking Ball award), anyway.

And an Honorary Award to Yao (China) and Ivan (Russian) for the original the Tiger and the Dragon, which I haven't read, much to my sorrow, but I'm told it was brilliant. Once again, much to my sorrow.

Who'd I miss?

I am against shipping wars.

(Re: you say that line but i know you better than that. hey watcha doin' with a line like that.)

I am against fangirls trying to bludgeon me to death because I don't ship their ship.
Yeah.
It's happened.

In the meantime...

Otting. Otters are better than radio stations, yo.

M&M. The candy isn't on top of the chocolate, the chocolate goes inside the candy.

NaruSasu. Is Naruto the one with "uke" at the end of his name? No? Didn't think so.

Hikaru and Kaoru. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be fighting, here. They're already together in canon.

Here I stand
And here I'll stay