(BEGIN Shameless Plug) Before I get to my desc, I must point out that I'm now lucky to be helping out on Edtropolis (formerly theeddzone) and its associated forum, Earth to Edd. While I've linked to E2E as my homepage here, both sites most definitely belong to Kit, not me - I'm just happy she lets me muck about on them as it keeps me out of trouble elsewhere =) If you're an EEnE fan we'd love to have you join Earth to Edd; why not drop by and say hello?) (END Shameless Plug)

ZephyrSamba, /ZEF-er-SOM-buh/, (n.):

A nocturnal, shortsighted creature of the Nerdis gooberius Family, characterized by highly-developed 'blathering' skills, a deep-rooted aversion to holes, and an inordinate fondness for insects. Favored activities include walking in the rain, reading the dictionary, and acquiring useless facts and tacky toys for her various collections. Known to trip over objects that aren't really there. A native Florida species, thrives in British environments though more commonly located in linguistics classrooms in the southeastern region of the United States.

See also: High Planes Drifter (http://www.fanfiction.net/~highplanesdrifter), klutz extraordinaire, 'cheerfully useless'