Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

1. Rules 1 - 10

A/N: I had this idea that made me laugh. I hope you enjoy it. If people want me to continue I definitely will. This'll have 10 rules per chapter. If anyone has any suggestions I'd love to hear them. - dragon628

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Chirons Camp Rules; TO BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!

1. Percy is not allowed to recruit Leo, Jason, and Hazel to play Avatar with him. (Nearly destroying the Camp is not funny, Percy!)

2. Under no circumstances is Hermes Cabin allowed to make everyone think that Zombies are attacking the Camp. (AND NICO IS NOT ALLOWED TO HELP!)

3. If Athena Cabin disagrees about historical and/or scientific facts Nico is not allowed to summon a dead person to tell them who's right. (Let Einstein enjoy his afterlife, please!)

4. The Campers are not allowed to play 101 ways to kill Octavian. (Even if it is very funny.)

5. Katie is not allowed to murder the Stolls in cold blood, even if they steal her favorite plant. (Seriously you two!? She loves Rosie The Rose Bush!)

6. If Ares Cabin has an argument they will solve it CIVILLY and not with a duel to the death! (DID I REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS ONE CHILDREN!)

7. Piper and Drew are not allowed to have a 'charmspeak off'. (I'm not sure how, but last time it ended with Valentina thinking she was a penguin.)

8. When Iris Cabin gets mad they will NOT turn the target of their anger rainbow for a week! (I mean come on Butch, as cute as Will looked with rainbow hair it's not very nice!)

9. When Apollo Cabin makes jokes about Will's name he is not allowed to lock them out of their Cabin! (Really William? You're better than this! You shouldn't even be on the list!)

10. Fashion Week is now banned. (Aphrodite Cabin! This is on you! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!)