Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

2. Rules 11 - 20

A/N: Ok, wow this story hot A LOT for audiance than I thought it would in the course of a single night! Your reviews were very funny to read, and I got some very nice suggestions! Thank you! Please enjoy this chapter, and if I find time another will be up by the end of the day.

(I have to go to a friends party later, and I don't know how lomg it'll last, but I'll try!)

Again, thank you for all your wonderful reviews, and enjoy! - Dragon628

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Chirons List Of Camp Rules; TO BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!

11. Hair brushes (specifically blue ones) are NOT WEAPONS. They shall not be used as such, and no one is hitting anyone in the eye with one! (Rachel this one's for you! Stop threatening people!)

12. Rachel is not allowed to recite fake doom prophecies at people she gets mad at. (GIVING THE ORACLE YOUR DESERT FOR A WEEK ISN'T GOING TO APPEASE A PROPHECY, GROVER!)

13. Jason and Leo are not allowed to adopt Nico even as much as they beg for the papers. (HE'S TECHNICALLY 80 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU TWO! COMMON SENSE! COMMON SENSE! PLEASE!)

14. Throwing a dagger into a body of water WILL NOT automatically summon a Child of Poseidon! (Stop telling people this works Annabeth!)

15. The word 'dam' has officially been banned in my presence. (This joke is not funny anymore kids!)

16. Tricking Mr. D into trying to pet Peleus when he's drunk is also banned! (He WILL do it! Peleus WILL get mad. Whoever does this WILL be extinguishing the fires!)

17. Nico and the Hecate kids are not allowed to have 'Pokemon Battles' in which Nico summons a dead animal skeleton or a monster, and the Hecate kids summon an imaginary made up creature! (WHY. I REPEAT WHY. DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Hades help me.)

18. TRUTH OR DARE IS BANNED! I REPEAT, BANNED! IN ANY AND ALL PLACES, AT ANY AND ALL TIMES! THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO! I REPEAT, THE ANSWER IS ALWAY NO!

19. Anyone who braides my tail and/or main while I am asleep will be locked in their Cabin for all of eternity.

20. Malcomn. Not every little shadow is a spider! If you truly see one I will be more than happy to kill it, but if you scream like a little girl one more time and jump on Percy's back to escape I will not stop him from throwing you into the lake. (And he will not hesitate! Annabeth will let him.)