Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

4. Rules 31 - 40

Chirons Camp Rules; TO BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!

31. Clarisse I don't know how many times I have to say it, but FIST FIGHTS ARE NOT 'CIVIL'. (Please stop fighting with Sherman! Please!)

32. Meg is no longer allowed in the Hephaestus Cabin. (WHO TOLD HER WHERE THE EXPLOSIVES WERE!?)

33. Leo is no longer allowed to be in charge. Of ANYTHING! (If he's in charge, panic.)

34. Calling Percy, Thalia, and Nico 'The Little Three' is very funny, but they will kill you. And I will let them.

35. Aphrodite Cabin is no longer allowed to hide daggers in their hair brushes… (Since when did this even start happening!?)

36. Calling Mr. D 'Wine Dude' will cause you to be struck by lightning.

37. Will is no longer allowed to threaten people with spinal damage. (Why. Just, why.)

38. Nico. I will not stop Will from killing you the next time you decide to dump cans of paint on him while he's sleeping!

39. No one is allowed to ask about Nico's human skull collection.

40. Throwing parties in cemeteries is now forbidden. (Really Stolls!?)