Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

5. Rules 41 - 50

Chirons Camp Rules; TO BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!

41. Percy is not allowed to drive Golf Carts into the lake on a dare. (DIDN'T I BAN TRUTH OR DARE!?)

42. The Camp Halfblood Version of 'Jingle Bells' is now forbidden.

43. Shipping Jason Brick. Will make him angry! (He WILL throw a brick at you!)

44. Follow up to Rule #43. Throwing a brick at Jason to try to get them to kiss is a VERY BAD IDEA!

45. The Solar Eclipse IS NOT ARTEMIS GETTING MAD AT APOLLO AND YELLING AT HIM IN THE BROAD DAYLIGHT! (Apollo kids! Stop spreading this rumor! Thalia, stop helping!)

46. Making fun of Percy's dead Panda Pillow Pet is mean.

47. Buying 10 Panda Pillow Pets to make it up to him is not the proper apology! (HE WILL KEEP THEM ALL!)

48. Apollo Campers are not allowed to summon large musical instruments to impress their friends. (Crushing monsters in battle is one thing, making a guitar hit Drew when you get mad at her is another!)

49. Jason and Thalia are not allowed to mess around with the electrical circuits around Camp, and send us into a 2 week black out! (Seriously, you guys made Harley cry!)

50. ELFIE THE ELF ON THE SHELF IS NOW BANNED FROM CAMP! (You guys seriously! This is why we can't have nice things!)