Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

7. Rules 61 - 70

Chirons Camp Rules; TO BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!

61. CENTAURS ARE NOT INSECTS BECAUSE WE HAVE SIX LIMBS! STOP SAYING THIS! (LEO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?)

62. Whenever I tell Percy that he's in charge, he isn't. Annabeth is. Don't be stupid.

63. Asking me if I'm proud of you when you make it through the day without stabbing anything (Clarisse) breaking anything (Tyson) or stealing anything (Travis and Connor) yes I am. (BUT FOR REAL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE PROUD OF YOU ABOUT THIS STUFF. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T THINK ABOUT STABBING PEOPLE ON A DAILY BASIS CLARISSE!)

64. When I ask you if you thought something was a bad idea and you say 'yes, but we chose to do it anyway' THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER I WANT TO HEAR!

65. Blaming Apollo kids for Covid-19 is forbidden! (Apollo did that, Will, Austin, and Kayla did not.)

66.You are not allowed to curse at camp around the little kids. But yes you can go to war. And no, the irony is not lost on me.

67. Getting a picture of a Pine Tree, Corn Plant, and Guinea Pig then telling the young campers that these are Percy, Thalia, and Nico is forbidden.

68. While Sally Jackson is very nice she IS NOT all of your mothers! You CAN NOT go to her house whenever you feel like it!

69. Follow up to Rule #68. Sally Jackson is not a goddess, and no, you can not pledge your allegiance to her!

70. Piper is not allowed to start a youtube channel where she shows her followers Frank as exoctic animals.