Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

11. Rules 81 - 90

A/N: I'm a little out of practice with this, so I'm sorry if these aren't as funny. I may still continue this story, but thats a big if. Hope you enjoy! - dragon628

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81. CAMP TRIPS TO IKEA ARE BANNED

82. Nemesis Cabin is no longer allowed to be in the Camp Play! Nor is Nike Cabin! You guys take things too seriously! You'll kill somebody!

83. Putting saddles on Unicorns is forbidden. (GODS DAMN IT, MEG.)

84. Adopting dragons is not allowed! (Peleus is for protection, and Festus is a robot, stop complaining that you don't get anything Lou!)

85. Making flowers come to life and attack the Stolls is not nice, Demeter Cabin!

86. Gracie, Yan, and Jerry are not allowed to be left unsupervised with Kayla and Austin. (Those three are evil I tell you! EVIL!)

87. Shadow tag is now banned! Hazel, Nico, turning everybody into shadows is hazardous! (Hazel!? I thought you were better than this!)

88. Screaming, stealing, violence, and arson are not healthy stress outlets! (Annabeth, Cecil, Clarisse, and Leo, you guys need serious help!)

89. The best way to someone's heart is not through the 3rd and 4th rib. (Unless you are fighting a war, and if we are? Have fun tearing out as many hearts as you want, but if someone makes you mad then this information does not exist.)

90. Hermes Cabin and Apollo Cabin will not get into a prank war. (AND NEMESIS CABIN WILL NOT JOIN IN!)