Chiron's List Of Camp Rules

by dragon628

Chiron has a list. A list of all the Camp rules. And I'll tell you my friends, the list is ever growing. This list is posted outside the Big House. It contains basic rules such as 'no leaving you cabin after curfew', but it does contain some more absurd rules. Read on... if you dare. This story will be continued if it is indeed liked. Please read and review! Enjoy!

13. Rules 101 - 110

101. Will! Stay away from my list! And that was not funny, not even because you're the Son of the Sun god, who's also the God of Poetry which are just glorified puns. It's not even Sunday!

102. Cabin 6 will not buy a pet owl and have a trivia battle in which the winner gets to name it.

103. A car will not take a screenshot if you press the accelerator and break at the same time! (Leo!? Are you trying to get Percy killed!?)

104. The Hephaestus Cabin will never again take a holiday card picture in front of their cabin that Leo just set on fire!

105. Nico's nicknames are NOT 'dandelion, corn plant, and baby neeks'. I can not help you if you decide to use one of these, and he murders you. (Will is exempt from this rule, he could call Nico anything and Nico wouldn't care.)

106. Percy is not allowed to sue the Olympians with Damian as his lawyer!

107. Follow up to rule #106. Hazel is not allowed to get national news coverage of the court trial either!

108. Just because I'm a thousand years old does not give you the right to call me a boomer.

109. Clarisse, Sherman, Arnold, Mark, and Ellis will not use guns and knives to teach the younger Ares campers about math.

110. The one rule of Hermes Cabin is NOT 'Never use your own money, steal it from Tyche Cabin!' (WHY DID I EVER LET THE STOLLS BE INCHARGE OF ANYTHING!?)