the.ravenclaw.woodshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Early October '18: I'm prioritizing AASIR to get it finished asap. The writing is still a little slow, but I'm working hard, y'all. Hope you lovely readers are having a glorious fall season. -trw Hello, all! I'm an author who LOVES reading fanfiction between writing projects (and, oftentimes, when I ought to be working on said projects). In my reading, I tend to focus on the wizarding world of Harry Potter, but I've also probably read every Buffy story on the site. Here are my Pottermore stats: Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw (Hence the pen name-- honestly thought I'd be sorted into Hufflepuff!) Wand: Cedar wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12.5 inches, slightly springy flexibility Patronus: Mink I've gotten the occasional PM asking for help with writing, which is really flattering since I barely have time to edit the stuff I publish here. I can't look at any unpublished work, but if you have general writing questions, I'll post and answer them below. I'm so very grateful to all readers. -the ravenclaw woods |
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Incomplete by niffizzle reviews
It began as a celebration for Ginny's new job, but when Malfoy shows up, the evening doesn't end as hoped—in more ways than one. Back at work and more confused than ever, Hermione aims to avoid him, but that turns impossible once Kingsley assigns them to the same project. Unable to escape him, Hermione discovers that there are layers to Malfoy she has yet to uncover. [COMPLETE.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 1/2/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Modern Romance by olivieblake reviews
Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 293,493 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Draco's Bad Day by Maloreiy reviews
Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,370 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
An American Squib in Romania by the.ravenclaw.woods reviews
If Snape's alive, then there's only one explanation. "I'm stuck inside a fanfic," I blurt, glancing up at him again. He barely raises an eyebrow. "Ah. She speaks." -Self aware/OC insert. Mary Sue tropes tracked! Latinx. Slow burn with CW- "This whole fic is the craziest acid trip" -reviewer lareepqg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,204 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Charlie W., OC
Obligation by llorolalluvia reviews
After the fall of the Side of the Light, Lord Voldemort rules the Wizarding World. The dark lord has made good on his promise to reward his most loyal supporters, and Hermione has been given as a gift to his faithful spy. WARNING: rated M for graphic sexuality and forced situations. DUBCON/NONCON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
JUST ONE NIGHT by Amandah Leigh reviews
He's Hogwarts Headmaster. She's the youngest ever Minister for Magic. They're both trapped in unhappy marriages, but now would not be a good time for either to leave. After a heated argument one evening they find themselves inexplicably together, seeking solace and satiation. But "just one night" turns into much, much more. Story of an unforgettable -and unforgivable- affair. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,415 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W., Hestia J.
Once More with Feeling by Kyonomiko reviews
Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,770 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by lilsherlockian1975 reviews
Severus and Hermione have spent weeks assuming the worst of each other until one evening everything changes. Finally, Hermione makes a surprising demand. This could either go really well or completely backfire on the witch. A two-shot with angst, humor, romance and hope! (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ginny W., OC - Complete
The Sellsword by lareepqg reviews
Jane isn't one for fancy dresses or shoes that pinch, but when she's forced to attend a ball under threat of murder, she cannot say no. Modern AU. Co-written by Kyra and LareePQG. Rated M for things. Day 2 of Janther Week: Sellsword.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Jane T., Gunther B., Pepper
And a Hard Place by lareepqg reviews
After a year spent training in another kingdom, Gunther is finally back home. Jane has missed her partner - and it appears he has missed her as well. NSFW. Written for Day 5 of Janther Week - Saudade: a feeling of longing, melancholy, or nostalgia. One-shot.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Potion Slip-up by Ariel Riddle reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Daphne has vengeance on her mind. Theo is uptight. Hermione wants to promote house unity. Draco just wants to keep a low profile. Everything falls to the wayside when someone spikes the Champagne with a lust potion. Dramione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/7/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
STAGES OF GRIEF by Amandah Leigh reviews
Lucius is executed post-war, destroying Narcissa. She seems unable to go on until Draco enlists the help of Severus Snape, a man who knows what it is to grieve. But when she develops feelings for Snape, Draco wonders if he's made a terrible mistake. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione, his Ministry-appointed Mentor, are growing ever closer. Might they end up more than friends? HGDM SSNM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,037 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/5/2017 - [Severus S., Narcissa M.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by kci47 reviews
Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall by Toodleoo reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
In His Rooms by Hikorichan reviews
When Hermione Granger is given the opportunity to save Severus Snape, she willingly spins back through time to give him a chance to survive Nagini's bite. After all, he deserves it. And how hard can it really be? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,965 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Potions Deal by kci47 reviews
A few years after the final battle finds Hermione Granger working on independent research at a renowned Potions corporation and wondering when Ron will finally want to settle down. Unfortunately, her boss decides to hire someone to help with her work, and the new addition sets his sights on helping her with her love life, too. SSHG. Strong language, smut at the end.Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13104 - Favs: 14,669 - Follows: 7,971 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Regarding Severus Snape by angelicka reviews
It is ten years after the fall of Voldemort. Snape is startled when an attractive young woman seems interested in him. All is not what it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,489 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 5,987 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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An American Squib in Romania reviews
If Snape's alive, then there's only one explanation. "I'm stuck inside a fanfic," I blurt, glancing up at him again. He barely raises an eyebrow. "Ah. She speaks." -Self aware/OC insert. Mary Sue tropes tracked! Latinx. Slow burn with CW- "This whole fic is the craziest acid trip" -reviewer lareepqg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,204 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Charlie W., OC
Snape-Sitting reviews
It's a bit weird, at first, to live with your former potions professor, especially since you're now nearly his age. And it gets weirder when you realize how bloody sexy he is. -A short, sweet fic with a couple of lemons. You Sevmione OTP folk do not disappoint. This one's for you.- Five Parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seven in Seven reviews
Hermione Granger is bloody sick of having the most pathetic love life of everyone she knows. After reaching the grand old age of thirty, she decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Enter Charlie Weasley, who's about to have one of the most surprising- and sexiest- weeks of his life. -Five parts! Lemons galore!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Lemon Tree reviews
Anyone else just here for the lemons? Welcome to The Lemon Tree. A lemon a chapter, numerous pairings. Lemons start on Chapter Two (Chapter One contains the Table of Contents and a brief description). Let's have a Theo/Hermione pairing start us off. By request, UPDATED with a Harry/Andromeda, entitled "A Different Sort of Dessert." Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S., Theodore N.
Another Bloody Birthday reviews
Hermione Granger hasn't seen Charlie Weasley in nearly two years. When she runs into him at Albus's birthday party, it would seem that Charlie finally sees her as... well, a *woman.* -A short and sweet romance. No Ron-bashing. My favorite sort of FF.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,429 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete