HEY GUYS.

I'M A HORRIBLE UPDATER. BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD UPDATE THIS PROFILE BECAUSE I NOW HAVE LIKE 2O3432 MORE STORIES ON THIS JUNK ACCOUNT. AND YES, I CALL IT MY JUNK ACCOUNT. XD ENJOY!

What you miss out on when you're a virgin

This is a Draco/Pansy story and it's basically about them having sex. Ever since they both lost their virginity to each other in fifth grade, they've been shagging nonstop until Draco's birthday, in which you should read to story to find out. Draco discovers that he in fact did not only think of Pansy as a toy and actually had feelings for eachother and find out the difference between shagging and making love. That was actually going to be the title, but I didn't think it was rated 'G.'

The reason is you

I was inspired when listening to that Hoobastank song. it's an old song, but I saw that the lyrics would make a perfect storyline. But... it sort of died because I got stuck after the first chapter.. so.. sorry. I don't even remember what the pairing was supposed to be. XD

The case of Snape's Stolen underwear

Well, I decided to take a stab at a Mary Sue fic. And uh, that failed as well. So there's another dead story. I actually had an interesting idea for this plot but uh... FORGOT IT.

Hogwarts High, Home of the Hannibals

This just started getting more popular with readers. It's strange. I never got reviews for this or anything until like, the 3rd chapter. But I love them. So that's why this story progresses really slowly because I was really seriously discarding this story until everyone suddenly started liking it and so now I'm desperately trying to juice out a story. But it might work! It's basically an alternate universe story where Hogwarts is a high school and the story is about high school drama, centering around Ginny Weasley and Draco. All the drama and all are over-exaggerated but on purpose, to show you a point. So Harry Potter is like the God of Hogwarts and Draco is ruler of the shadows and it's just a story of light and dark and... well, just try it out. :D HarryGinny but, it's supposed to be DracoGinny.

See you on the Battlefield

This is an attempted tragedy. This was written during my rebellic on the edge of emo, what's the point of living phase so this story is mostly just delving into contemplating life and love and it's a tragedy of Ginny and Draco meeting on the battlefield, and getting closer and closer, but on the battlefield, love can't exist. It's a sad one shot. DracoGinny

Scotland v Ireland

I had fun writing this in the beginning because there's a lot of verbal disputes. But as the story is starting to see a darkside, it's getting hard for me. if you know me, you'll know that my weakness is writing dark deep stories. And ultimately, this is where the story will lead but I'm having trouble. But I really want to try because the plot's just too good to pass up. Basically, it's after the war and everything and Ginny is the star chaser for Scotland where Draco is the star chaser for Ireland. And now, they happen to be enemies in the Quidditch World Cup. DracoGinny

The downside of Miniskirts

I"m really sorry everyone! This was my full metal alchemist story that I was really excited about. I even have the whole plot planned out but I guess having plans for plotlines don't work for me, seeing that I had that for Scotland v Ireland as well. Anyways, I don't know if I'll ever be about to update this story even though I'm dying to because I already have the last chapter written and the whole story! But I just can't seem to get the 2nd chapter down. It's a story of Roy and Riza, my favorite ideal couple from FMA XD They're so cute. Anyways, I'll really really try to finish this story sometime before I die.

Commodore Estelle

this is the first One piece story i wrote. After all, I am a crazy one piece fanatic and i thought I should write a story at least. It's about a commodore on the grand line, the child genius commodore with secret powers that nobody knows of and underestimates. This little girl, though, as you will find, has far more secrets and power than anyone you can dream of. Wishing to get out of her stuffy headquarters, the crew help her escape and they travel and adventure together, piecing together bits of her past and capabilities. I would hella write this story if more people read it.