This is why they're not canon - The meme is real with this one - Complete Crack

Naruto blah blah blah Sasuke blah blah blah (will come up with a better summary soon lol)

What happens when Naruto sees Sasuke in the middle of the night? (summary for now) TO BE REWRITTEN AND REVISED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

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Heroes never give up. But Naruto feels his seal slip day by day. Maybe his dream of becoming hokage wasn't meant to be. The hokage hates him and so do the villagers. All he wants is to be acknowledged and accepted as an equal. But his cursed seal prevents even that. Will he live a normal life? Or will he lose himself?A jinchuriki tale.(Currently being worked on as of 10/2/20)

Link and Zelda watched as the black tornado had swirled towards them. Instead of snatching Zelda, however, it had snatched the hero. CRACK FIC. And discontinued for now.

"Sayori?" I call outside her door. When I opened it, I knew it was too late. (writing practice?)

Takumi x Severa/Selena. Shipping two tsunderes together. Is that even possible? It is, now!

Set during fifth year of Hogwarts during the Maraunder's Era. Severus is beaten by the DeathEaters. He doesn't call his best friend a MudBlood. He is pranked by the Marunder's all the time. And his mother just died. It's enough to drive him insane. Left alone, and bullied, he cuts. TO BE REWRITTEN - ON HIATUS

A Naruto FanFiction. Old Version. An "emotionless" man masquerades as the number one knuckle headed ninja. What could possibly go wrong? What happens when Itachi Uchiha of the Akatsuki switches bodies with Naruto Uzumaki the future hokage?

Naruto is unemployed.Dropped off from college,he has to start from scratch,even though he's as good as broke. There's a new corporation in town called Uchiha&Co. Interested, our hero takes it into his own hands to get himself a job,even with an Uchiha CEO of the company.But, what if,once upon a time,they were friends?And what if his friend was the CEO?Modern AU (Old Version)

PREVIEW Living a double life as both Kira the mass murderer and as a college student isn't easy business. Light Yagami has to deal with L and the task force and somehow keep his identity a secret. WARNING: 18 yrs or older. Not appropriate for young audiences and is dark -darker than the original series, you have been warned. Language isn't censored. -ON YEARLONG HIATUS-

Who knew that a simple walk in the woods during the middle of the night could change everything?

Sasuke vs. Gaara. That's about it. Just a oneshot of what I wrote a year ago.

Basically a one-shot I wrote over a few years ago (like, maybe around 2010 is my guess?) Decided, hey, why not post it now? Also posted on AO3, and Wattpad under my pseudos.

A date with Sasha...who'd have thought?

What happens when Naruto and Sakura switch bodies with a body-switching jutsu? (Pre-Time skip. Set sometime before Chunin Exams) GUYS IT NEEDS TO BE REWRITTEN AND REVISED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS - Sorry but it's bad right now and really fucking cringy. I don't know why I wrote this but I did. I'm sorry, guys.

"Team Seven is…" Iruka announces from above the clipboard. "Rock Lee. Uzumaki Naruto. And...Uchiha Sasuke." WHAT! (sampling of Chapter One) CURRENTLY A WORK IN PROGRESS - NEEDS TO BE EDITED REVISED. PLEASE BE PATIENT :)

"Ok, next is Team Seven…" Iruka looks down at his clipboard and clears his throat. He announces, "Rock Lee. Uzumaki Naruto...And Uchiha Sasuke." NANI! (sampling of sequel) CURRENTLY A WORK IN PROGRESS - NEEDS TO BE EDITED REVISED. PLEASE BE PATIENT :)

Set after Naruto and Sasuke's final fight. It seems that, somehow, after all of these years, there are still some unresolved feelings between the two of them. Time has passed and they have changed as well. Naruto is a full fledged shinobi and a hero to his village. As for Sasuke, well...he's still a criminal-nin. As punishment, Sasuke is trialed to Konoha as a prisoner, and etc.