Hello there! I see you're on my profile. Well that means you want to know something about me then...

Name: Neon. Thats all you're getting.

Area: Eastbourne. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!

Job: See note below

Age:

And thats all you're getting.

Note: I'm a proffesional chef. I work long hours. Updates may take a while.

Also I've just started working on a Jak/transformers crossover! Watch this space!

Harry Potter and the burning magic: Working on chapter 8 should be out in the next few days, sorry but works been a bitch.

Just posted the first part of my Dresden files fic, please review!

Main annoyances

One: Draco or Snape/Hermione pairing. Never gonna happen

Two: Ron/Hermione = J.K is thicker than a brick sandwhich

Three: Ginny/Harry, i just shudder at this.

Four: Harry/Draco slash... Hell will freeze over before I read this. In fact any Harry/Snape/Draco/Any bloody death eater/Tommy boy is not going to happen.

Five: The debacle that was HBP and DH

Favourite things:

One: The Dresden files, especially the Denarius. Go find, read and be amazed.

Two: Harry/Hermione - They're too cute!

Three: Blowing things up

Four: Cooking

Five: Reading GOOD fanfiction

Some fav quotes of mine:

"I was talking to the tall one...shorty!" - Precursor statue in Jak 3

"We'll talk about nice...later" Keira in JakX

"Listen lady, we've been shot at, blown up, poisoned and nearly killed! How can this get any worse?" - Daxter JakX

Kliever walks in "Hello nippers!"

"It got worse" Daxter

"HA! That things a walking scrapheap!" Me dark striking a KG bot on Jak 3

"watch out bro! Jedi from beh-oh never mind" Me and my bro playing SWB2

"Anyone fancy extra crispy jedi?" Me. SWB2

"HULK SMASH!"

"Ever had one of those days?" Me, having one of those said days.

"I'm a chef. I work with knives for a living. If you wish to keep your skin intact, please refrain from insulting me, or I'll skin you with my blunt boning knife" Me to the most annoying waiter on the planet.