Batty Catty Pumpkin Piehide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Bleach. Batty catty pumpkin pie, Stick a needle in my eye. I'm just a Gryffindor tomboy hipster trolling my way through life. In case it wasn't obvious, I'm also a total dork. I like pugs, black coffee, and red wine. I'm flexible on the other two, but if you don't like pugs, I don't like you. In addition to being a fanfic writer, I am a business writer, personal essayist, and amateur musician. My Ao3 is The INTJ Sagittarius Scorpio Gryffindork. |
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Life and Death of a Strawberry reviews
The Kurosakis get a surprise - their first child is born five days late, a girl. A fem Ichigo's life divided into two parts: thirteen personal essays revolving around her life, and then a much more infamous account of her life after (becoming) death. IchiHitsu. Anime centric, not always manga compliant.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
Three Goddesses, Three Princesses, and the Influence of Tammam reviews
Each of the three Gods has a Goddess. Each of the three Dragons has a Princess. What would it have taken for the ancient legends to favor women and men equally? An unknown aunt of the Ishtar siblings escaped the tombs as a young woman, and she is sent on a mission to shape three girls into heroes. Japanese anime centric. Eventual Kaiba/Shizuka, Yami/Anzu, Jonouchi/Mai. Rewrite.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Anzu M./Tea G., Mai K./Mai V., Shizuka K./Serenity W.
Gyakugatte reviews
"You will never find a husband!" A Fem Naruto retelling of the Naruto story. Naruko/Harem. Reverse Harem. Naruko/Sasuke, Naruko/Kakashi, Naruko/Gaara, Naruko/Neji. Others may be added as the story progresses. Slow building romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Darkwave Synth Pop, Poetry, Dollhouses, Le Chocolat, and Black Swans reviews
Petunia is determined to have her perfect little girl. When her niece falls into her life, she decides to make her into the companion Lily never was. But Iolanthe is not always willing to comply and from here the complexities of a fractured home make themselves apparent. Iolanthe's childhood struggle to define herself has effects when she returns to the wizarding world. Fem Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Harry P.
Someone Worth Your Time reviews
The Konoha Ninja Academy decides to pair several female Academy students up with female adult kunoichi mentors, in an effort to improve female enrollment and performance in the forces. Yamanaka Ino is paired up with Mitarashi Anko, a couple of years before her graduation date. Eventual Ino on Team Seven, InoGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Ino Y., Gaara, Anko M., Team Seven
Moonlighting reviews
When the story is set in the 21st century, Muto Yugi's life goes a little differently. Not the story for you if you have a problem with yaoi or ASMR. Eventual Puzzleshipping, Rivalshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
From the World of Snakes and Illusions reviews
Anko and Kurenai hear that the newborn jinchuuriki is a female, and both offer to raise her. The Third Hokage decides to compromise - Uzumaki Naruko will be raised by both. Fem Naruto. Naruko raised by Anko and Kurenai. Naruko friends with other girls. Naruko on Team Eight. NaruGaa with Sand Sibs as Konoha ambassadors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Gaara, Anko M., Kurenai Y., Naruko U.